Sean Bouchard Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Cerutti Mastodon, early humans, evolutionary history, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, History, human evolution, human origins, ice age, Mastodon, MAYHEM, MegaFauna, Megafauna Extinction, paleoanthropology, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, Prehistoric discoveries, ReWriting, scientific discovery

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

JudoMaster Minecraft Server

athlete, black belt, Combat Sport, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Dojo, grappling, Judoka, JudoMaster, martial artist, Martial Arts, master of Judo, mental toughness, Minecraft, perseverance, Physical fitness, self defense, Server, skill, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being the underdog in Minecraft PvP battles? Are you wondering why your character isn’t as strong as you’d like? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret dojo where you can train with the master of Judo himself! That’s right, he may not look like much in-game, but once you’ve mastered the art of Judo, you’ll be flipping your enemies left and right like a pro. Join now and unleash your inner martial artist on unsuspecting players!

FutaCraft SMP: The Tale of FutaFunnies

adult content, alternative arkham futa, author name, captive playful drinking, Commissions, daphne josh maxwell, Discord, Eighteen mission responsible, email, erotic fiction, fanfiction, fantasy stories, futa on male, FutaCraft, FutaFunnies, Mortal Kombat Hero Series, payment accepted, Paypal, poison josh maxwell, smp, spending mrs parr recut, Tale, Velma Tony Mei, writing services

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures filled with futa on male stories, Mortal Kombat hero series battles, and missions so responsible they’ll make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! How about spending quality time with Mrs. Parr recut, fighting off poison with Josh Maxwell, or exploring alternative Arkham with futa creatures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine teaming up with Velma, Tony, and Mei to solve mysteries, or getting into hilarious shenanigans with Daphne and Josh Maxwell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a captive, playful, and drinking-filled experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LeftoverLair

childhood neglect, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional scars, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, generational trauma, LeftoverLair, leftovers, mother-daughter relationship, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, resentment towards parents, strained relationships, unhealthy eating habits, unresolved anger

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	347	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up only the finest leftovers for our guests! Just like OP’s mom, we believe in using up all those random ingredients that no one wants to eat. Our stews are so random, you’ll never know what you’re going to get – it’s like a surprise every time you take a bite!

Join our server and experience the joy of eating questionable food just like OP did growing up. Who needs fresh meals when you can have a delicious bowl of flavored water with some mystery ingredients thrown in? Plus, if you want to impress your guests, just serve them some leftovers and watch their faces light up with confusion and disgust.

So come on down to our server and show off your culinary skills by serving up some of the most unique dishes you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you don’t pay the bills or contribute to running the household, you’ll only get leftovers – just like OP’s mom taught us. Join now and let the feasting begin!

CityCraft: Justice Minister’s Plea

arson attack, Belfast, Belfast news, cafe torched, city cleanup, city safety, city vandalism, Citycraft, community destruction, community support, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal damage, Justice, Justice Minister, law enforcement, MINISTERS, PLEA, plea for justice, public outcry, rebuilding efforts, shop torched, Stop trashing our city, Urban violence

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Star Shards Collected:	275
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where you can trash cities all day long without getting in trouble! The Justice Minister is literally begging you to stop, but we say NAH, keep on torching those cafes and shops for funsies! It’s like a real-life riot, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can plot your next chaos-filled adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mayhem begin!

MultiLingoCraft

autocorrect, Bilingual, Communication, digital tools, keyboard settings, language barriers, language diversity, language fluency, language input, language preferences, language proficiency, language support, language switching, linguistic challenges, MultiLingoCraft, Multilingual, multiple languages, Technology, Typing, typing assistance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Star Shards Collected:	212
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well listen up cuz this server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. not to mention our secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

but wait, there’s more. we have a secret treasure hunt where u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden apple that gives u superpowers. and if u manage to tame a wild wolf, it will lead u to the hidden treasure chest full of rare items.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

TroonTrendz Minecraft Server

acceptance, gender dysphoria, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personality type, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, Suicide prevention, Transgender, transitioning, troons, TroonTrendz

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crops Grown:	8519	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unique personalities and crazy adventures! Join us and discover a whole new world where you can be whoever you want to be, without the fear of becoming a troon (whatever that is).

Our server is so awesome that even if you feel like you need to completely change who you are, we got you covered! No need to resort to drastic measures like killing yourself, just log on and start fresh with a new identity. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing, right? So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Crafters

adult chat, BDSM, Crafters, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish community, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetishes, jerk off, Kinky, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, Snakey, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Buildings Constructed:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

WeddingCrasherCraft

Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, dress, long sleeved shirt, maid of honor, MOH, Outfit, tie, vest, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding boundaries, wedding compromise, wedding conflict, wedding decision, wedding dress, wedding expectations, wedding guilt, wedding outfit, wedding pressure, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6702	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for the wedding of the century, where the MoH is in a dress dilemma that puts all other Minecraft server dramas to shame.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the pressures of real life, unless you’re the MoH who is being pressured to wear a dress by the bride’s parents. Will she stand her ground and refuse to wear the dreaded dress, or will she cave under the pressure and don the frilly frock?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for those who love a good wedding dress showdown. Join now and witness the epic battle between fashion and family expectations unfold before your very eyes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?

Airfield Mayhem Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrikes, Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, long-range strikes, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Partners, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian airfields, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, urges, WARFARE, Western weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	New Chunks Explored:	304456
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Zelenskyy himself urging us to allow “truly long-range strikes” on Russian airfields with Western weapons! That’s right, we’re taking the battle to a whole new level in Minecraft! Imagine flying over enemy airfields and dropping TNT like a boss. Plus, Zelenskyy might even pop in to give you some pro tips on how to dominate the battlefield. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian airfields who’s boss!