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FruitNinjaCraft

CASUALTIES, deadly fruit, Food Safety, foreign occupation, FruitNinjaCraft, investigation, kills, Military, military base, mysterious deaths, occupied Mariupol, Poisoned fruit, Poisoning, Russian soldiers, soldiers, toxic food, toxic substances, Tragedy, tragic incident, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	19

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

Akeno Himejima, Angels, Anime, Asia Argento, Demons, DxD, ecchi, fanservice, FANTASY, harem, high school, Highschool, highschool dxd, Irina Shidou, Issei Hyoudou, japanese animation, Koneko Toujou, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, Rias Gremory, Server, sexy girls, Supernatural, Xenovia Quarta

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	6162
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Void Gems Collected:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	5974	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchantments Applied:	55
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Farms Harvested:	714
Runes Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!