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MissileMayhemCraft

air raid, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, defense system, Fails, injured, interception, International, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, MissileMayhemCraft, News, Rocket, SECURITY, strike, Tension, War, Yemen

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s safer than central Israel right now! Our missile interceptions never fail, unlike in Yemen. Plus, we got six injured players who can’t stop playing cuz it’s so lit! Come join the chaos and build ur own bunker to protect urself from any incoming missiles. It’s a blast, literally! Join now before it’s too late!

BreadCraft: The Carb Chronicles

amazement, appreciation, Bread, BreadCraft, carb, Chronicles, Communication, comparison, culture, Diversity, Inuit, Language, language enthusiasts, linguaphiles, linguistic diversity, linguistics, linguists, semantics, Snow, terminology, VARIATIONS, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	114	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than the entire Inuit language has words for snow. we have bread that sparkles like diamonds, bread that sings like angels, and bread that can even make you fly like a majestic bread eagle.

our community is filled with bread enthusiasts who will trade you rare loaves and share their secret bread recipes. we even have a bread-themed parkour course where you can jump from baguette to baguette like a true bread ninja.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us and experience the carb-filled adventure of a lifetime. who needs snow when you can have bread in all its glorious forms? come join us and let the bread revolution begin!

WhaleCraft: 130+ Year Lifespan

Animal Behavior, balaenid whales, Biodiversity, conservation, Endangered species, Environmental Science, extreme longevity, industrial whaling, LIFESPAN, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammals, oceanic research, oceanography, research, scientific discovery, southern right whales, WhaleCraft, wildlife, year

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

join our epic minecraft server where whales live for over 130 years and go on wild adventures with you! forget about boring old servers where whales die young, come to ours for the ultimate whale experience. ride on the back of a 130-year-old southern right whale as you explore the depths of the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. industrial whaling has nothing on us, we protect our whales and let them live their best lives. come join the fun and see just how long your whale companion can live!

Soppeldunk War SMP [modded]

Combat, Enhanced, Features, gameplay, Guns, Minecraft, Modded, nuclear power, nukes, Planes, Players, proximity chat, PvP, rules, Server, Skill Tree, smp, Soppeldunk, Space Travel, Survival, TEAM, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Hosting a team based survival modded Minecraft server with enhanced combat, skill tree, guns, nukes, and more.
Gameplay	No gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose to survive peacefully or destroy everything with nuclear power.
Current Features	SUPPORTS UP TO 60 PLAYERS (proximity chat, souls like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, skill tree, etc…)
Updates	More updates will be rolled out in the future.
Installation Instructions	Visit Discord for installation instructions. Curse Forge required.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players does the server support?	The server supports up to 60 players.
What are some of the features available on the server?	Some features include proximity chat, souls-like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, and skill tree.
Are there any gameplay rules limiting players?	No, there are no gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose their own path in the game.
Where can I find the installation instructions?	Installation instructions can be found on the Discord server. Curse Forge is required for the modded Minecraft server.

Passionate Fetishes Minecraft Server

BDSM, fetish accessories, fetish art, fetish clothing, fetish community, fetish culture., fetish experience, fetish exploration, fetish fantasy, fetish lifestyle, fetish model, fetish objects, fetish photography, fetish roleplay, fetish satisfaction, fetishes, fetishism, kink, Minecraft, Passion, passionate, Server, sexual desire

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7157	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, bros, do you like, love your fetishes as much as this dude loves his? Well, if you wanna take your fetish game to the next level, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we got dungeons that are kinkier than a Fifty Shades of Grey novel, mobs that are into some freaky stuff, and a community that’s as open-minded as a hippie at Burning Man. So come on, join us and let your fetishes run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

Why do people keep saying the terrorist attack in Germany was… Minecraft SMP?

atheist, Attack, CHRISTIANS, cultural diversity, discrimination, extremism, fear-mongering, germany, global terrorism, hate crimes, Magdeburg, Media bias, Minecraft, Misinformation, people, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious intolerance, religious minorities, religious violence, smp, social media, Terrorist, terrorist attack, was, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	83
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BackScratchers Minecraft Server

#Intention, advice, Apology, back scratching, BackScratchers, Boundaries, clarification, Communication, complaint, Conflict Resolution, confusion, consent, coworker, inappropriate touch, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Professionalism, scratching, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, work environment, Workplace

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scratching backs is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with back-scratching shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where scratching a coworker’s back leads to a dramatic office showdown. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who gets caught up in a web of back-scratching deceit?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy situations await you next. From back-scratching quests to mysterious back-scratching rituals, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and scratch your way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

MugMaster69’s No-Share Zone

artist, Boundary, coffee, composure, Confrontation, Disrespect, dramatic, evening classes, farmers market, favorite mug, Friends, hand made, kitchen, locked in room, morning classes, MugMaster69s, NoShare, overreacting, Requests, roommate, sentimental, small apartment, Zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Buildings Constructed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mug-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of mug-related shenanigans and boundary-crossing adventures.

Are you tired of your roommate constantly using your favorite mug without permission? Well, on our server, we encourage this behavior! Watch as your virtual roommate steals your pixelated mug over and over again, driving you to the brink of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of setting your alarm an hour early in the game just to catch your roommate red-handed with your precious mug. Confront them in a virtual kitchen showdown that will leave you questioning your sanity and your friendship.

Join us on our server for a mug-tastic time filled with drama, tears, and water-splashing antics. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual roommates causing chaos in your Minecraft world? So come on, lock up your mugs and get ready for a mug-sharing experience like no other!

2024Highlightz – Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Highlightz, best experience, best memory, cherished memory, defining moment, favorite memory, favorite moment, happy moment, highlight of the year, joyous occasion., memorable event, Minecraft, most memorable moment, significant event, smp, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, top moment, treasured moment, unforgettable moment, why it was special

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug into a portal to a parallel universe where chickens ruled the world and made everyone wear feather boas. It was cluckin’ crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a mix between a rave and a war zone, and it’s totally lit, bro.

So, what was your favorite moment of 2024? Mine was definitely when I rode a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Good times, good times. Join us and make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “What the heck were you smoking, grandpa?” LOL!

StatueCraft: Historical Yard Decor!

civic pride, community guidelines, community standards, cultural representation, decor, front yard, historical, historical figure, historical impact, historical significance, Hoa, homeowner association, iconic figure, LANDSCAPING, Neighborhood, neighborhood character, outdoor decor, personal preference, property aesthetics, public art, residential rules, Statue, StatueCraft, YARD

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	52
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!

But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.