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PixelPardon Minecraft Server

Accountability, AMERICANS, collusion, election manipulation, government corruption, investigative journalism, julian assange, mainstream media, Media, Minecraft, news coverage, Pardon, PixelPardon, political scandal, reddit, russian interference, Server, sworn testimony, transparency, trump, truth-seeking, us elections, Whistleblower

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	5720
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6132
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyDemocracy

authoritarian threat, authoritarianism, Censorship, Challenges, Corruption, CraftyDemocracy, Democracy, democracy advocacy, democracy protection, freedom, Global, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, India politics, International, Nations, Political, Protect Democracy, threat assessment, US group

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Potions Brewed:	167	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that even the US group Protect Democracy is talkin bout it? yea, that’s right, we got the most lit server in all of minecraft land. we got mobs that do the cha cha slide, creepers that explode in confetti, and villagers that drop mad loot.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so epic that even the authoritarian threats in india are shakin in their boots. they know they can’t mess with us cuz we got the power of democracy on our side. join our server now and help us protect democracy, one block at a time.

so come on down to the craziest, wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever see. join us and be a part of history in the making. cuz on this server, anything is possible. even peace in india.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, female gamers, Friends, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Roleplaying, Server, Survival, survival mode, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-studded shark tail or a pair of enchanted scissors that can cut through anything (even obsidian)!

Our server lore is so epic, it will make you question reality itself. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero and uncover secrets that will blow your mind (and possibly your blocky avatar).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes that will make you richer than a Minecraft villager with a diamond mine. Claim your freebies and show off your ZZZ stickers to the world. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

NoWorkToday Minecraft Server

career burnout, career dissatisfaction, career fulfillment, career longevity, daily grind, don’t want to go to work, feeling overwhelmed, job dissatisfaction, job dread, job frustration, lack of motivation, long term career, Minecraft, NoWorkToday, Server, work, work dread, work exhaustion, work stress, work struggles, Work Woes, work-life balance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the responsibilities of the real world! Build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and fight off zombie accountants trying to steal your diamonds. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

TreeBeGone Minecraft Server

Asshole, Benefits, boundary line, cost, demand letter, dog, Drama, drip system, electric collar, false boundary, Fence, Lawyer, maintenance, Minecraft, neighbors, property dispute, property line, Removal, seedlings, Server, survey, TreeBeGone, Trees

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama-seeking, manipulative, and rude neighbors are a thing of the past! Join us and leave behind the real world troubles of demanding letters and psychological damage claims from your neighbors.

On our server, you can let your dog roam free without fear of causing any “psychological damage” to anyone. In fact, our server is so dog-friendly that we have a special area just for your furry friends to play and explore.

And if you ever find yourself in a property dispute with your neighbors, don’t worry – our server boundaries are clearly marked and there are no misplaced trees or drip systems to deal with. Plus, our in-game lawyers are always ready to help you navigate any tricky situations.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends to explore, build, and have fun with?

NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay

#security clearance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, dependency, drug use, guest etiquette, house rules, illegal substances, Marijuana, NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay, offensive, out of state guest, parenting, Preference, recreational drug use, smoking weed, toddlers, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, Vaping, young children

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for weed and only high levels of fun! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like dealing with unwanted guests who want to mail weed to your house.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially for young children who definitely don’t want to be around high people. We don’t judge anyone for their choices, but we do judge those who think it’s okay to smoke weed in our pixelated paradise.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your Minecraft castle. Say no to weed, say yes to crafting!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4135	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Star Shards Collected:	61
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with mysterious foods that look incredibly appetizing but will make your character gag when they take a bite. From rainbow-colored cakes that taste like dirt to golden apples that taste like rotten eggs, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate the culinary chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Watch as these feathered friends bust out their best moves and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with their fancy footwork?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to get too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBonerBay

awkward, awkward silence, BlockyBonerBay, Caught, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, EXCUSE, Explanation, Guilty, Personal, pornography, privacy, reaction, secret, shame, shock, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of getting caught watching porn and having to explain yourself? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-judgment policy when it comes to your browsing habits! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory while keeping your internet history safe and sound! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing moments in no time! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to porn-related mishaps forever!

MoscowCraft: Banned Times

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5615	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da!