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Crafty Banter: Where Minecraft Rules and Indie Games Drool

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server in existence? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Bandaids & Biscuits Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4061	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bandaid-eating place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the British player who eats bandaids because he thinks they cure stomach aches. Who needs potions when you have adhesive strips, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even have dance parties with creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair where players have pet dragons and unicorns.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! Just be sure to bring your own bandaids in case you get a stomach ache from laughing too hard.

Pixel Quest: Roleplaying as a Minecraft Pokemon trainer with cool skins, custom rewards, and a touch of special magic!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	4632	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Pixel Quest Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Free to play
	No in-game pay to win purchases
	In-game currency system with vendors
	Pokemon TCG League
	In-game rewards for community minigames
	Roleplaying welcomed but not required
Contact	Message Awesome Aspie on Discord to be white listed
Server Info	24/7 hosting, stable servers, support for all players
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Server IP	pixelquest.secure.pebble.host

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Pixel Quest free to play?	Yes, there are no in-game pay to win purchases.
What can players do as gym leaders or Elite Four members?	Gym leaders can build their own gym while Elite Four members have a custom building. Both can freely battle others.
Is roleplaying required on the server?	No, but it is welcomed.
How can I join the server?	Message Awesome Aspie on Discord to be white listed.

Crafty Creepers: Fear the Intifada!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, fear not because on our server, the jew fears Intifada! That’s right, we’ve got Intifada in the USA and it’s causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.

Join our server for a chance to participate in epic battles between the jew and Intifada forces. Will you choose to fight for justice or join the chaos and destruction? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare items scattered throughout the map. Can you find them all before the jew or Intifada get to them first?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had. The jew fears Intifada, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Cuties Drool

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the Great White Cutie reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most adorable mob in all of Minecraft – the Great White Cutie! This majestic creature roams the land, spreading joy and cuteness wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

2. Our server has the most insane PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players riding on the backs of flying pigs, armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows, battling it out in the sky while dodging fireballs and lightning strikes. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie!

3. We have the most mind-blowing builds you’ll ever see. From towering castles made entirely out of cake to underwater cities filled with mermaids and dolphins, our players’ creativity knows no bounds. You’ll never run out of jaw-dropping sights to see on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Great White Cutie server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hogwarts Network VS Hypixel

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Hypixel		Hogwarts Network
Pros		Pros
1. Huge player base		1. unique world with new biomes
2. Variety of mini-games		2. New mobs and bosses with unique drops
3. Custom game modes		3. Free ranks available
Cons		Cons
1. Can be overwhelming for new players		1. Smaller player base
2. Competitive environment		2. Limited variety of mini-games
3. Paid ranks and cosmetics		3. Limited customization options

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a much larger player base compared to Hogwarts Network.
Which server offers more unique features?	Hogwarts Network offers a unique world with new biomes, new mobs and bosses with unique drops, and free ranks available.
Are there paid features on these servers?	While Hypixel offers paid ranks and cosmetics, Hogwarts Network provides free ranks and limited customization options.
What type of mini-games are available on these servers?	Hypixel offers a variety of mini-games, while Hogwarts Network has a more limited variety of mini-games.

Blocky Brawls Bonanza /bbb/

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of trained llamas who will guide you through the virtual world with their impeccable llama navigation skills. These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they can build entire castles with their hooves and spit fireballs at any pesky creepers that come your way.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect these precious gems and become the wealthiest player in the virtual world!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to llama fur, in which case, we can’t help you).

Anti-SocialCraft: Where You Can Play Minecraft Alone and Still Have a Blast!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	89	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting griefed by random strangers? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Why? Because we have a secret army of friendly llamas that patrol the server and kick out any griefers with their powerful spit attacks.

Join our server and become best friends with our llama overlords as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond llama armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true friendship until you’ve ridden into battle on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our llama-filled server today and say goodbye to griefers and hello to your new llama BFFs!

Crafty Creeper Couture: Where Fashion meets Explosions!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4402
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of trying to be all cute and girly in Minecraft? Join our server and embrace your inner muscular tomboy! We cater to tall players who want to look more womanly and less childish. Say goodbye to faking it and hello to a whole new badass avatar. Join us and unleash your true Minecraft warrior self!

KanyeCraft: Where Yeezy meets blocks and beats!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Towns Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	470147	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the real reason Kanye disappeared from the TKD scene. Rumor has it he got lost in our virtual world trying to find the perfect beat for his next album. But be warned, you might stumble upon him building a giant golden statue of himself or riding a diamond-encrusted minecart through the Nether. Only on our server can you uncover the truth behind Kanye’s mysterious disappearance and maybe even collaborate on a new track with him. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!