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TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Love Letters Sent:	13	Star Shards Collected:	250
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5258	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	99	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Mines Excavated:	1121
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	4845
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	8331	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	87
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	3798
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes