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MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magic Items Found:	4413
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9371	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6803	Enchantments Applied:	87
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	105
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	3027	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Love Letters Sent:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
New Chunks Explored:	991675	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	615	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3762
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	111
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

Allowed, AVOID, AvoidChuubasMC, Chuubas, Community, content creators, digital influencers, Entertainment, Fandom, internet celebrities, livestreamers, online entertainers, online personalities, reasons, Recommendations, streaming, valid, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.