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CheeseCraftersUnited

aged, artisanal, best cheese, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheeseCraftersUnited, creamy, dairy, DELICIOUS, Favorite, feta, Food, French, gouda, Gourmet, Italian, opinion, SWISS, world

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	1826	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	329	Dragon Eggs Found:	3468
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Astral Projections Made:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	456065

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	196	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Towns Built:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	300
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	9

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, artillery losses, artillery systems, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Fatalities, Loss, Military, military equipment, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian army, Russian casualties, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

DebiasCraft: The Science Server

Beliefs, causal illusions, chance, DebiasCraft, debiasing, form, high schools, illusions, interrupt, Kids, Methods, pseudoscience, Reliable, research, researchers, Science, scientific methods, Server, Stereotypes, STOP, study, Trained, unjustified beliefs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!