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JoozBanker Minecraft SMP – “How does the Jooz banking system work so I can download more…”

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Potions Brewed:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crops Grown:	6709
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to become a virtual billionaire with our revolutionary Jooz banking system.

Our banking system works by having a team of highly trained villagers meticulously counting every virtual coin that comes in and out. They even wear little green visors for that extra touch of professionalism. And don’t worry, we have a backup system in place in case a creeper decides to blow up the main bank.

But wait, there’s more! The value of our currency is backed up by the tears of griefers who have been banned for trying to steal from our precious bank. Their salty tears add that extra flavor to our economy, making it the most stable in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading more money than you could ever imagine. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky hackers trying to exploit our system. Happy mining!

ToenailTossin’BF griefGONE!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets and toe-nail biting adventures.

Imagine stumbling upon a box of mysterious items in a virtual closet, only to discover a toenail with polish on it! Will you have the courage to confront the owner and demand they throw it away, or will you embrace the weirdness and keep it as a token of love?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding a toenail in a box of memories. Who knows what kind of bizarre pranks and sentimental attachments you’ll encounter as you navigate through our pixelated world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the unexpected twists and turns that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

BlockBoredomCraft

annoyance, BlockBoredomCraft, bored, Disgruntled, done with, exasperated, exhausted, fatigued, fed up, Frustration, irritated, jaded, over it, sick of, tired of, tired of dealing with, Vexed, Weary, weary of

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Crops Grown:	8947	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Say goodbye to the same old same old and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Are you sick of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well on our server, creepers are actually your best friends! They’ll help you mine faster by blowing up blocks for you – talk about explosive efficiency!

Sick of boring old survival mode? Join our server where survival means battling it out with giant mutant chickens and riding on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs boring old zombies and skeletons when you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies instead?

And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts! We’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places – from the top of the tallest tree to the bottom of the ocean filled with angry squids. Can you find them all before the timer runs out?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

KyivCraft: No Russians Allowed!

2.., 4-year-old boy, Allowed, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, death, eastern europe, international news, kills, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, Military, russia, Russian attack, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	3984	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s like the Hunger Games but with blocks and stuff. The other day, a Russian attack happened in Kyiv Oblast and it was so intense, 2 peeps died, including a 4-year-old boy. But don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server…probably. Join now for some epic battles and crazy adventures! Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. Let’s get blocky!

Bonfire

building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	3311
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Grind to obtain epic gear, cosmetics, mounts, pets, and more! Friendly staff and community. We support land claiming and grief rollback. Frequent fun and exciting events. Come say hi! IP: mcbonfire.net

mcbonfire.net:2235

Aegis

+18, 1.20.4, AEGIS, Economy, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

****18+ Only****1.20.4**** Welcome to the Aegis MMORPG

The AEGIS MMORPG Minecraft Server offers a thrilling multiplayer experience, transforming the classic game into an expansive and immersive RPG world. Key features include:

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Make Peace, Not Wars on BEDROCK EARTH REALM where Factions Fight over Vanilla Cake!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

CulverCraft SMP Server Overview

Description
CulverCraft SMP is a building focused, nation based BEDROCK REALM!
Fully Vanilla Minecraft, no mods.
Play however you want! Become a peaceful kingdom, cause a few wars, attempt to take over the world.

What we offer:

Multiple plug-ins to prevent DDOS and hacking.
Authentic gameplay and roleplay.
Server events regarding the server lore.
Active Administrators to make sure nobody messes up your experience.
Active Discord and Minecraft Realm.
Over 1000 members, open 24/7, Vanilla Survival SMP.
Join on any BEDROCK platform!
PLAYERS MUST BE WHITELISTED TO JOIN.

Come and start your nation!

Click the link below for all the details and how to get started : CULVERCRAFT DISCORD SERVER

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join CulverCraft SMP?	You need to be whitelisted to join. Please follow the instructions on our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Is the server modded?	No, CulverCraft SMP is fully Vanilla Minecraft with no mods.
What platforms can I play on?	You can join on any BEDROCK platform.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord for the full list of rules.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pair bonding? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where virgins can only bond once and the Jews are out to ruin it all. But fear not, because Hitler is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

BruceCampbellSMPWinker

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	86	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of being unfairly shunned like Bruce Campbell? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and cartoonish! Join us and show off your best winking at the audience style performances while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was obsessed with building giant statues of chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken ghost and claim their creations as your own?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken ghost). Join now and let your inner Bruce Campbell shine!

Momma Drama Craft

Birthday Party, Craft, Drama, family celebration, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family feud, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, family tension, family unity, Momma, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!