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The Big Scott D’Amore Minecraft SMP Signing
Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the biggest signing isn’t just some random player, but a legendary Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. This player is rumored to have built an entire castle out of diamond blocks and rides a pig named Sir Oinksalot into battle. Join this SMP and witness epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even catch a glimpse of this mysterious Minecraft master in action. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about surviving in the wild world of Minecraft from the best of the best. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever! -
Based Scott Atlas Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being censored and silenced? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where freedom of speech is valued above all else? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!Join us and be a part of a community that values truth and justice, just like the panel speaker who bravely spoke out against censorship during the pandemic. We don’t shy away from controversial topics and we believe that everyone deserves to have their voice heard.
So come on in and join us in tearing down the walls of censorship and standing up for what’s right. Remember, right is right, even if nobody does it, and wrong is wrong, even if everybody’s wrong. Let’s make a difference together in this crazy world of Minecraft!
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IranianMinecraftMadness: Where Scott Ritter’s military dreams come to life in pixelated glory!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!
But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!
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MomFriendMysteryShop
Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride like no other? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as crazy as Emma asking for money for things that never happened! Join us for a rollercoaster of fun as you navigate through mysterious lands and uncover the truth behind where that $100 went. Will you find the missing arcade games? Will you uncover the secrets of the gift shop that never was? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Trust us, the twists and turns are worth every penny (or $100 in this case)! -
SearchCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server will literally transport you into the future! Imagine mining for diamonds while flying around in a hovercraft, battling creepers with laser guns, and riding on robot unicorns.But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to time travel to the year 2060 for just 10 minutes. And during that time, you get to make one Google search. Will you look up the winning lottery numbers? Or maybe find out who wins the Super Bowl? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?)
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KoreaCraft: Border Battle
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! south korea is firing warning shots at north korean soldiers who crossed the border! like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? come join our server for the most epic battles you’ll ever see, because who needs creepers when you have real-life military conflicts happening right in front of you? join now for a truly explosive experience! -
CraftySolutions
Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for your spouse to be whag you need, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We got all the emotional support you need, plus some crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your relationship drama.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, cheering you on! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with villagers who are actually secret agents in disguise. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your emotional baggage behind and join our server for a wild ride that will leave you laughing and forgetting all about your real-life problems. Happiness is just a block away!
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CaloricCraft: Age-Reducing Research
come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only carrots and potatoes to reduce our biological age!!!!! funded by the ministry of education in singapore, we have discovered the secret to eternal youth through mild caloric restriction!! join us and become a minecraft vampire who never ages!!! plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them!! don’t miss out on the chance to become immortal in the world of minecraft!!!