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CraftyCut Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	693
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	4780
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sentient scissors who are on a mission to find their lost friend Sid! Join us on this epic quest filled with twists, turns, and plenty of crafting along the way. Who knew a simple pair of scissors could lead to such a wild adventure? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to help these scissors reunite with Sid, because on our server, anything is possible!

RaidWrapUp Minecraft Server

12 man instance, art direction, bloodborne, decomposing, Dreadnought, Lakshmi, Maya sundaresh, Minecraft, Music, Navigator, new map, Perks, Prismatic build, Raid, RaidWrapUp, satisfying ending, scorn vampires, Server, Sol System, Spec, Story, vex’s origins, Warriors, weapons

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to raid with 12 of the fiercest warriors in a mind-blowing 12-man instance. Our new map is so good, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get us started on the new weapons and perks – they’re a blast!

But wait, there’s more! Create your own spec with our Prismatic build system and dominate the competition. The music and art direction will blow your mind, and the ending is actually satisfying – unlike that show you binge-watched last week.

Get ready for some crazy storylines, like the Maya sundaresh/Lakshmi season where you’ll uncover the origins of the vex, or the Bloodborne season where you’ll battle scorn vampires. And who could forget returning to the Dreadnought as it decomposes to become the new navigator and leave the Sol System? How did we pull it off after all the bullshit? Join now to find out!

GF vs. BF Minecraft Server

Abilities, academy club, arrogance, Beginners, best player, college players, Competition, dynamic, Europe, football, Minecraft, physical play, pick-up game, relationships, semi-pro team, Server, showboating, Skills, Soccer, sports, uneven teams, UNFAIR, winning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Towns Built:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ores Mined:	4042	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5620	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and show off your skills just like this football pro did against his girlfriend and her friends.

Imagine a world where you can dominate the game like never before, leaving your opponents in awe of your Minecraft prowess. Just like this player scored 2 goals easily, you too can conquer the virtual world with ease.

But beware, just like the girls in this story got physical and put in harder tackles, you may encounter some fierce competition on our server. Will you rise to the challenge and come out on top, or will you crumble under the pressure?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, all while having a laugh with your fellow gamers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and show off your skills in a way that will leave everyone talking!

CookingMamaNeedsHelp

advice, Allergies, apologizing, childhood friends, Communication, concern for others, Cooking, CookingMamaNeedsHelp, Eating disorders, food allergies, friendship, health concerns, meal planning, meal preparation, overstepping, parenting, picky eaters, preservatives, school lunches, Support, TV dinners

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	788	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3231
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve eaten a delicious home-cooked meal? Look no further! Join our server for a taste of adventure and friendship, just like the heartwarming story of Sara and her newfound love for real food.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are always ready to share a meal and a laugh. Whether you’re a picky eater like Sara or just looking for some good company, you’ll feel right at home here.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden allergy to preservative foods that’s been holding you back from fully enjoying the Minecraft experience. Join now and let the culinary adventures begin!

CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

absurd lie, CraftyLiar, deceitful lie, Deception, dishonesty, dumb lie, falsehood, fib, foolish lie, funny lie, idiotic lie, laughable lie, Minecraft, nonsensical lie, outrageous lie, preposterous lie, ridiculous lie, Server, silly lie, stupid lie, tall tale, unbelievable lie, white lie

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most outrageous lies you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, our pigs can fly and they will take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the most ridiculous lies you’ve ever heard in Minecraft history!

BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, Insight, inspiration, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, motivation, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, positivity, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success tips, valuable advice, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ores Mined:	8108
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, CraftyCreeper, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, Israelis, leader, leaked messages, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian, Politics, Reports, resistance, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Terrorism, wsj

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9364
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

CreeperCeasefire: Negotiating Blocks & Details

arab-israeli conflict, blocks, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCeasefire, Details, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiating, Négotiation, Official, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political negotiations, Truce, un ceasefire resolution, united nations

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizazz? well come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows like they’re in the olympics, and zombies trying to eat your brains like it’s a buffet!

join our server and you’ll have more fun than a pig in mud. we have epic battles, crazy builds, and secret underground lairs that even the ender dragon would be jealous of.

plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly villager. we accept all players, whether you’re a noob or a pro, as long as you’re ready to have a blast!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it.

PretendExpertCraft

Authenticity, Confidence, Deception, Expertise, Imposter, impostor syndrome, knowledge, PretendExpertCraft, pretending, subject matter

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. like, seriously, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in a disco ball.

our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a dream come true, but better because you can actually play in it.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. trust me, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

MicrobeMayhem: Age Swap Edition

age, aged mice, aging, aging effects, aging in humans, Edition, gut health, Gut microbes, gut microbiome, health, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory processes, MicrobeMayhem, microbial transplant, microbiology, microbiome changes, microbiota, research, study, Swap, systemwide inflammation, young mice

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	5759
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, we got gut microbes from aged mice being transplanted into young mice, and it’s like, causing all this crazy inflammation and stuff. it’s like, aging in humans but in Minecraft, bro.

come join our server and experience the wild world of gut microbiome madness. who knew that tiny microbes could cause such chaos in the Minecraft universe? it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man.

so, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate inflammation-inducing adventure, join our server now. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane experience. let’s get this gut microbe party started! 🐭🎉

Velurient vanilla survival server Minecraft

Adventure, banner, BUILD, Community, description, Explore, Fun, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PHOTO, Play, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Velurient

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Velurient SMP vanilla

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