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JeetCraft Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, cultural clash, cultural expectations, DATING, European woman, Expectations, family, Friend, Identity, Immigrant, incel, Jeet, JeetCraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, self worth, Server, societal pressure, traditional values

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	78
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of your jeet friend’s incel antics? Looking for a place where you can escape the drama and just have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the jeet drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world filled with crazy creatures and endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, or just chill with your new Minecraft buddies.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a European woman in the game who will finally make your jeet friend jealous enough to stop his incel nonsense. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Brok3nBank Minecraft SMP

arrest, black guy, Brok3nBank, Catch, Community, crime, criminal justice system, discrimination, dude, fear, INEQUALITY, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Poor, prejudice, racial profiling, Safety, smp, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspicion

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Void Gems Collected:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to spawn here.

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re supposed to be mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold dance parties with skeletons.

So why join? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of golden carrots? Trust us, this server is so insane, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare set foot here.

NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

ASSHLE, bar, CAR, club, Coke, d&d, designated driver, divided group, feminine hygiene products, Free Loader, friend group, gas, Incident, insults, Minecraft, new girl, night out, NoDDforNewbie, PAD, Parking, pervert, Petty, Server, tampon

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

NoMortgageNoCosign

bills, Boyfriend, co-signing, Communication, covid, credit cards, DEBT, financial situation, Girlfriend, guarantee, House, Job, legal recourse, living together, loan, Mortgage, name.., NoMortgageNoCosign, refinancing, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	New Chunks Explored:	125281
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1241	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

abandonment, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional impact, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Healing Process, identity crisis, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long-term consequences, mental health, Minecraft, NoRelativesNoProblem, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp, support system

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Void Armor Forged:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	5447	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and become part of our dysfunctional Minecraft family, where we have more drama than a soap opera in a village full of villagers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been ostracized by their real-life relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting over who gets the last diamond, or the excitement of trying to survive a creeper apocalypse together.

So come on, leave your real-life family behind and join our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs awkward family gatherings when you can have epic adventures and hilarious mishaps with us? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

TimeWarpCraft

alternate history, historical adventure, historical era, journey through time, past exploration, time machine, time slip, time travel, time travel adventure, time travel concept, time travel experience, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, time travel prompt, time travel question, time travel scenario, time travel thought experiment, time traveler, time warp, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Imagine exploring the world of Minecraft in different time periods, from the prehistoric era to the futuristic world of flying cars and robot overlords.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through time, battling dinosaurs, meeting famous historical figures, and even participating in epic time-traveling dance parties. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our time-traveling escapades and make history (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected time paradoxes – they tend to make things a bit messy.

KyivCraft: Treasure Wars!

art restitution, Crimean treasures, cultural diplomacy, cultural heritage, cultural heritage protection, Cultural preservation, cultural theft, disputed territory, heritage preservation, historical artifacts, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, looted treasures, museum exhibition, museum showcase, russia, stolen art, stolen artifacts, stolen heritage, Treasure, Ukrainian history, Wars

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	161
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got treasures that even russia wanted to steal! can u believe it? they were like “give us ur diamonds or else!” but we were like “nah fam, these treasures are for our players only!”

join us and be a part of the epic battle to protect our riches from the evil russians! u can build ur own fortress, mine for diamonds, and even ride a pig into battle! trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

BrainwaveCraft

anxiety, brain health, brain stimulation, BrainWaveCraft, Breakthrough, cognitive function, consolidation, innovation, Memory, memory disorders, mental health, neuroscience, new study, psychological disorders, ptsd, research, Targeted, Therapy, Trauma, traumatic memory consolidation, treatments

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than blockin traumatic memories? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we got pigs flyin, literally. dey got wings n dey soar through da sky, droppin diamonds everywhere. u can ride dem n feel da wind in ur hair as u collect all dem shiny gems.

but wait, dere’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests dat respawn every hour. u gotta be quick tho, cuz other players will be tryna snatch dat loot too.

and get dis, we have a mini-game where u can battle giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta dere beaks. it’s chaos but so much fun, u won’t be able to stop playin.

so, if u want an adventure like no other, join our server now and let’s make some memories, good or bad, who cares, it’s all about da fun, amirite?

The Mad Scientists SMP: Where grownups play with potions and Redstone gadgets! Join today!

+18, Community, Discord, Dynmap, FireTick, Gadgets, GrownUps, hard mode, Head Database, integration, Join, mad, Minecarts, Play, Potions, proximity voice chat, Redstone, Render Distance, scientists, season 4, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, texas, Today, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Texas, USA
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Faster minecarts

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Please join our Discord server here and open a ticket. Fill in your name, age, etc. to join and we will whitelist you.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla or modded?

A: The server is mostly vanilla with some fabric mods.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in Texas, USA.

Phasechads Minecraft Server

#revelation, Communication, confusion, crisis management., Decision making, Dilemma, Disclosure, Minecraft, next steps, Phasebros, Phasechads, Plan, problem solving, reaction, response, secrets out, Server, strategy, Surprise, teamwork, uncertainty, unexpected

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for bacon! And don’t even get us started on the chicken army that patrols the skies, dropping eggs on unsuspecting players below.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.