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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4783 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 190 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
