CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

Chinese, CraftyCreeperz, Evil, Fags, freedom, hate, INTERESTING, lols, look, Meet, MODERN, Newsom, notorious, pattern, patterns, political figures, politicians, Rarity, right wing, Schwarzenegger, White

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Canna Pup Oasis

Alternative Medicine, animal welfare, animal wellness, arthritis treatment, canine care, canna, Cannabidiol, CBD for pets, Dogs, holistic medicine, inflammation reduction, joint health, mobility support, natural remedy, Nutritional Supplement, Oasis, osteoarthritis, pain relief, pet health, pet supplements, pup, quality of life, Veterinary research

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	133	Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, liek, imagine a world where all da doggos are super happy and bouncy cuz dey all have dis magical supplement dat makes dem feel like puppers again. dis server is like dat supplement but for minecraft players. u join dis server and suddenly ur quality of life is like 1000x better cuz u get to build stuff and explore and make frens and just have a blast. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might even find a secret portal dat takes u to a land made entirely of bacon. yep, u heard me right, BACON LAND. so why wait? join dis server now and start living ur best minecraft life!

Realm Of Zanthala

Coming Soon, Custom Map, Economy, Kingdoms, Lore-based, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Realm Of Zanthala, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Towns Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Coming soon, The Realm of Zan’thala will be a lore-based kingdoms server, featuring a unique, custom-developed map.

MC.PlayRoZ.net

karlssonSMP

karlssonSMP, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Divine Spears Created:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025, with a new world!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
25k World Border	Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
Silence Me Datapack	Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
Universal Dyeing Datapack	Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.4

⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Pixel Paradise 1.20.3

1.20.3, bbw, BBW domination, BDSM, curvy women, dominant women, Domination, face sitting, facesitting fetish, fat fembots, fat fetish, fembot role play, femdom, fetish, Grinding, kink, kinky fantasies, Paradise, PIXEL, plus size, role-play, sit and grind, submissive men

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
New Chunks Explored:	348575	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on crack!

First off, we got the sickest builds you’ve ever seen. I’m talking giant statues of Steve riding a chicken, pixel art of Harambe dabbing, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, from sweaty tryhards to casual noobs, and everything in between. And let me tell you, the chat is like a never-ending stream of pure chaos and hilarity.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have events that will blow your mind. We’re talking PvP tournaments, scavenger hunts, and even a weekly “dance party” where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob and boogies down.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s get this party started!

FishyLunch Minecraft Server

addressing concerns, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coworker conflict, FishyLunch, food preferences, lunchroom behavior, lunchroom etiquette, Minecraft, office behavior, office culture, office dynamics, office environment, sensitivity to smells, Server, social norms, team dynamics, workplace communication, workplace etiquette, workplace harmony, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	198

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of smells, even the potent ones! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with the aroma of mackerel, sardines, and salmon. Our server is the perfect place for fish lovers who refuse to be “food shamed” by anyone!

Embark on epic quests to find the rarest fish in the ocean, build your own fish-themed kingdom, and challenge other players to fish-cooking competitions. Who will reign supreme as the ultimate fish connoisseur?

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your love for fish shine bright like a diamond-encrusted tuna. Remember, in our world, the smellier, the better!

BlockyInLawsNoMore

BlockyInLawsNoMore, Budget, Business, CDL, Expenses, family, financial difficulties, income, industry knowledge, living beyond means, Marketing, MONEY, overhead, relationships, success, Support, talk down, unsupportive, wealth, work ethic, workaholic

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family financial woes and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and build your dream virtual life, just like how we built our business from the ground up. Explore the vast landscapes and let your creativity run wild, just like how we cut costs and found alternative solutions to save money.

Forget about those judgmental in-laws and focus on crafting your own success story in this virtual world. Show off your skills, make new friends, and leave the haters behind as you thrive in our server.

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

EventFlicks Minecraft SMP

adaptation, blockbuster, Cinema, creative license, Drama, Entertainment, Epic, EventFlicks, film, Historical accuracy, historical drama, historical event, Historical figures, historical significance, historical storytelling, Minecraft, Movie, period piece, production, screenwriting, scriptwriting, smp, storytelling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Votes:	6481
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on top of creepers, but don’t worry, you can fight back with your trusty diamond carrot sword. And then, out of nowhere, a giant flying pig swoops down and starts raining down TNT on everyone, chaos everywhere!

But wait, it gets even crazier. You stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, plotting to take over the server with their llama army. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off to determine the fate of the server, because why not?

And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of friendly dolphins show up and start building a water slide that goes straight into a volcano. Yeah, you heard me right, a water slide into a freaking volcano! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this madness?

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyThreads

clothing habits, clothing organization, clothing selection, CraftyThreads, daily outfits, daily routine, evening habits, Evening Routine, fashion choices, fashion decisions, fashion habits, fashion preferences, morning habits, morning routine, outfit coordination, outfit planning, outfit planning strategies, personal style, style choices, wardrobe decisions, wardrobe planning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to pick out your clothes like a responsible adult? Well, on our server, you can join in your pajamas or even naked if you want! No judgment here, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it will actually pick out your clothes for you while you sleep. Say goodbye to decision-making and hello to stylish armor sets hand-picked by our fashion-forward server. Join now and let your wardrobe woes disappear!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, annexation, crazycraft, Crimea, Crimea crisis, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, eastern europe, FEDERATION, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, recognition, Russian, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Treaty

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz, like, Iran was all like “nah, Crimea ain’t Russian, bro” in this crazy treaty with the Russian Federation. And, like, that caused a whole big drama llama situation, so now we gotta mine and build and survive together on this server to, like, show Iran what’s up. Plus, there’s, like, unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, join now and let’s show Iran who’s boss in the Minecraft world, bro!

ToxicFoamCraft – Unleash the Firefighting Fun!

3M, chemical exposure, corporate responsibility, documents, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental pollution, firefighting, firefighting equipment, firefighting foams, Fun, government regulations, hazardous materials, health risks, Industrial Chemicals, PFAS, public health, regulatory compliance, safety standards, TOXIC, toxic chemicals, ToxicFoamCraft, Unleash, water contamination

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Falling into the Void:	0	Votes:	7078
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Love Letters Sent:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where we battle fiery mobs with PFAS firefighting foam!!! it’s like a rave but with toxic chemicals!!! become a hero and save the virtual world from pollution while having a blast!!! plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a foam cannon and won!!! come join the madness and let’s save the minecraft world together!!!

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