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CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

Chinese, CraftyCreeperz, Evil, Fags, freedom, hate, INTERESTING, lols, look, Meet, MODERN, Newsom, notorious, pattern, patterns, political figures, politicians, Rarity, right wing, Schwarzenegger, White

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

HungaryCraft: No Orbán Defense LOL

aggression, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungary, HungaryCraft, international relations, leadership, lol, Military, national security, nato, Orbán, Orbán administration, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	4494
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	4491	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off attackers like ukraine but with a twist! instead of defending ourselves, we just throw potatoes at them and hope for the best. it’s a real potato party up in here. plus, our leader is a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so come on down and join the chaos!

Sloth Survival Server

Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, body temperature regulation, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental impact, Extinction, global warming, metabolism, research, rising temperatures, Server, sloth, Sloths, Survival, vulnerable species, wildlife, wildlife protection

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7646
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	805

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! 🦥🏝️

WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! 😂👊

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! 🚀🦥

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! 🌈🦥💖

SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! 🤪🦥🌟

Chick’s Minecraft Server

chicks, comparison, confusion, Copy, doppelganger, double take, doubt, Duality, Identical, Identity, lookalike, Minecraft, Mirror Image, question.., Repetition, resemblance, same chick, Server, Similarity, twin, uncertainty, Verification

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magic Items Found:	5860
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and leaving behind a trail of glitter and confetti. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this wild and wacky server!

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission

#my hero academia, Academia, Anime, Archive, Characters, Commission, Fan, fanfiction, Fiction, Hero, izuku, Manga, Minecraft, Opinions, Own, planned, plannedOpinions, query, search, series, smp, Supplement, work

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Towns Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! We have a community of players who are all secretly superheroes from the “My Hero Academia” universe. That’s right, you can join us and unleash your quirk in epic battles against villains and other players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of fanfiction writers who are constantly plotting and scheming to create the ultimate crossover story involving Izuku and all your favorite characters. Will you join them in their quest for literary greatness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become the next Izuku supplement plannedOpinions legend.

CircusScreamStopper

Apology, Audience, circus, CircusScreamStopper, Cirque Du Soleil, Communication, Concessions, Confrontation, disruptive, ear drums, Empathy, Etiquette, intermission, loud, noise level, Rude, screaming, sensitivity, sobbing, Staff, stranger

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with loud circus-goers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can enjoy all the excitement of Cirque Du Soleil without the ear-splitting screams! Our virtual acrobats are always quiet and respectful, so you can enjoy the show in peace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual circus performances without the drama of sobbing spectators. Our staff will even offer you virtual concessions to keep you entertained during intermission. And don’t worry, if anyone gets too loud, you can just block them with the click of a button!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to noisy circus experiences forever. And remember, on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

Actors, amazing, Characters, dislike, Entertainment, genre, Minecraft, never watch, NoTVNoSMP, Opinions, personal choice, Plot, Popular, Preferences, reasons, Recommendations, reviews, series, smp, Storyline, television, tv shows

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Votes:	5118
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

MineCraftAppLand

app addiction, app analytics, app control, app dependency, app management, app monitoring, app preferences, app screen time, app screen time management, app tracking., app trends, app usage, app usage habits, app usage patterns, app usage statistics, MineCraftAppLand, mobile application, most used app, popular apps, smartphone app

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7492	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Do you spend more time on your phone than you do in the real world? Are your thumbs permanently stuck in a scrolling position? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where you can finally put those nimble fingers to good use! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your favorite app and spend hours building, mining, and battling mobs in our crazy virtual world. Say goodbye to social media drama and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abuse survivors, Accountability, Belgian, Blasts, Blistering Welcome, catholic church, Church Leaders, Church Reform, clergy, cover up, Healing and Justice, Holycraft, investigation, legal action, Minecraft, pm, pope francis, scandal, Scandal Response, Server, sex abuse, Truth and Reconciliation, Victims

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Runes Activated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together!

CraftyUkraine vs Russia

Alliance, Commitment, Conflict, CraftyUkraine, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harris, international relations, Military, Négotiation, Peacekeeping, resolution, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

BlockyTraumaCraft

abuse prevention, abuse survivors, BlockyTraumaCraft, childhood abuse, children, coronavirus, Covid-19, health, increased risk, long COVID conditions, long haulers, long-term consequences, long-term effects, Medical research, mental health, pandemic, physical health, public health, research, severe abuse, Trauma

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6588
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho