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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 145 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 197 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9134 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner savage like my son did when he roasted my niece for not eating pizza. Who needs processed junk when you can feast on grass like a healthy cow, am I right?
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome fun for those who prefer to keep it classy. Build your dream world, explore epic landscapes, and make friends with other players who appreciate a good slice of drama now and then.
So come on down to our server and let your Minecraft adventures be as wild as a family dinner party with too much wine. Just remember, no matter what, always stand up for your momma like my son did. Join us now and let the chaos begin!