Schmooze Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Conspiracy, CREEPERS, Deception, defense system, disbelief, EYES, Goyim, interception rate, Kvetch, Manipulation, military defense, missile defense, missiles intercepted, Oyy Vey, OyyCraft, Propaganda, Schmooze, skepticism, Swear, Technology, Trust, Truth, Videos, villagers

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

SwashbuckleCraft: Where finding diamonds is easier than finding a good joke! 99% Vanilla Java 1.20

Anti-Griefing, backup, Builds, Community, diamonds, Discord, donator, easier, Fabric, finding, gameplay, Good, Grief, invite, java, JOKE, kid friendly, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, smp, SwashbuckleCraft, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166

Minecraft Server Overview

Pros:
– Your builds will never go away (our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools also exist)
– Our group is small, so it’s easy to be familiar with everyone
– We are 99% vanilla – running fabric server software
– There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to

Cons:
– If you like to grief, PvP, or say things that aren’t kid friendly you’ll not enjoy it
– Our group is small, so you may be the only player online at times

If that sounds good to you please click here to get added to the whitelist.

If that doesn’t sound good to you I hope you find the perfect server soon! Good luck and thanks for reading!

FAQ

Q: Is the server modded or vanilla?

A: The server is 99% vanilla, running fabric server software.

Q: Do my builds get deleted/reset?

A: No, our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools are also in place.

Q: Are there donator benefits?

A: There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to support the server.

Q: What if I like griefing, PvP, or not kid-friendly talk?

A: This server may not be enjoyable for players who engage in griefing, PvP, or use inappropriate language.

BoomerCraft: Where we all wish we were young again

“Youth, #friendgroup, #generationgap, #identitycrisis, #independentadult, #losttime, #punkshows, #selfperception, #youngadult, 30s, Aesthetic, bitter, BoomerCraft, collegeaged, Cool, Hookups, latebloomer, millennial, neeting, regret, selfsabotage, young

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7437	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on your youth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and relive your glory days of being young, wild, and free!

Our server is filled with young, cool players who are always down for a good time. From epic build battles to crazy adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual punk shows are to die for – you’ll be moshing in no time!

And don’t worry about not fitting in – on our server, everyone is welcome, regardless of age. So come join us and let loose, because who says you can’t be young and cool at 28? Let’s make some memories that will have you feeling forever young!

Blocky Madness

automobile, blocky, CAR, controversial, controversy, Dark History, dictator, dictator’s car, germany, historical artifact, History, hitler, Infamous, INSANE, luxury, madness, museum piece, nazi, rare find, vintage, war crime, world war II

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving Hitler’s actual car! Yes, you read that right. This server is so exclusive that we have managed to recreate Hitler’s car in Minecraft for you to drive around in. Who knew the dictator had such a love for blocky vehicles?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere down there. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re all friendly and love to be petted. Just watch out for the exploding hugs from the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

Heroes and Empires | 1.18.2 | Towny | RPG | Geopol

1.18.2, 1600s, 1700s, Cannons, Earth, Earthmap, Flagwar, Geopol, Guns, heroes and empires, minecraft server, Movecraft, muskets, Pirates, Roleplay, RPG, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188

Heroes and Empires | 1.18.2 | Towny | RPG | Geopol Minecraft Server

IP: heroesandempires.modded.funVersion: 1.18.2 (Optifine recommended!)Choose from 20 RPG classes!Start your own Town and Nation!Explore and Conquer a huge map of the Earth!Heroes and Empires is a geopolitical towny flag war server with a unique RPG system, based on real historical warriors from past centuries. Whether you decide to use a sword and shield as a knight, or a musket as a skirmisher, is up to you. Come join our community today.

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🏰 HighlandsMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the vanilla is the PVP action!

{Moderation team}, action, claim system, Claims, Content Creation, Discord, discussion, Features, Friendly, ground floor, HighlandsMC, Involved, Launching, Lore, Mapping, Nation building, Politics, PvP, Server, smp, sweeter, Territories, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

HighlandsMC Geopolitical Server Overview

Features
Discord server which encourages mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics of the server! 💬
An excellent Dynmap to visualise the server’s claims and territories! 🗾
An involved and friendly moderation team! 🗣️
Encouraged nation building and claim system! 🏛️

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord today!!! https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join HighlandsMC?	You can join HighlandsMC through our Discord server. Visit the link provided above to join.
What activities are encouraged on the server?	We encourage mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics. Nation building and claiming territories are also encouraged.
Is there a moderation team in place?	Yes, we have an involved and friendly moderation team to ensure a positive experience for all players.

SkeletoSMP VS Hypixel

Achievements, adventurous, Challenges, Community, creativity, Customenchantments, Customstructures, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Immersive, Jobs, LifeSteal, multiplayer, Quests, Roleplaying, Skills, socializing, Survival, teamwork, VirtualWorld

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Hypixel	SkeletoSMP
Pros:	Pros:
– Largest Minecraft server with a wide variety of mini-games	– Offers custom enchantments and structures for a unique gameplay experience
– Active community with millions of players	– Features quests, skills, and jobs for added depth to gameplay
– Constant updates and new content	– Provides a wonderful and adventurous survival experience
– High-quality servers with minimal lag	– Thankful and friendly community
Cons:	Cons:
– Can be overwhelming for new players due to the vast amount of content	– Smaller player base compared to larger servers
– Some players may experience connection issues during peak times	– Limited mini-games and activities compared to larger servers

FAQ:

Q: Is Hypixel suitable for casual players?	A: Yes, Hypixel has a wide range of mini-games that cater to both casual and competitive players.
Q: What sets SkeletoSMP apart from other survival servers?	A: SkeletoSMP offers custom enchantments, structures, quests, skills, and jobs for a unique gameplay experience.
Q: How often does Hypixel update their content?	A: Hypixel regularly releases updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Q: Does SkeletoSMP have an active and friendly community?	A: Yes, SkeletoSMP prides itself on having a thankful and friendly community for players to enjoy.

Crafty Bookworms

Adventure, anticipation, Beginning, Book Club, bookworm, Bookworms, Crafty, Curiosity, discovery, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fiction, Journey, Literature, Mystery, new book, novel, page-turner, reading, starting out, storytelling, unknown

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Votes:	4609
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Oh boy, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server experience of your life! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, llamas are the ultimate rulers and demand to be treated like royalty.

But that’s not all! As you venture further into the world, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers who just want to boogie down. And don’t be surprised if you come across a village populated entirely by talking chickens who have a knack for telling the most outrageous jokes.

Oh, and did we mention the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every full moon? Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Yes, you read that right.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness, laughter, and unforgettable adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Fools: Where dumb faggots can avoid disasters with a little creativity! LOL

Accountability, anger, AVOID, avoidable situation, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, consequences, Crafty, creativity, Disappointment, Disasters, dumb, FAGGOT, Faggots, Failure, Fools, Frustration, Incompetence, Job, leadership, lol, loyalty, magi, RESPONSIBILITY, Sinbad, Support, teamwork

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Are you tired of incompetent support staff ruining your adventures in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Sinbad is always supported as a Magi, preventing all disasters and mishaps. Say goodbye to dumb faggots and hello to a magical journey filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and endless fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic tale – join now and let the adventure begin!

CozyCraving: Where even creepers try to cozy up to you! 1.20.5 Compatible, just don’t get too close 🙈

1.20.5, close, Compatible, Cozy, CozyCraving, CREEPERS, dont, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	227
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Looking for a semi-vanilla survival server with cross-platform compatibility and minimal plugins? Look no further!! This is a NO WHITELIST, no items spawned survival server to play on with a great built up community. We use a plugin so you won’t have to worry about grief but can still build nearly anywhere. The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist on this server?	No, there is no whitelist on this server.
Are items spawned on this server?	No, items are not spawned on this server.
What plugin is used to prevent griefing?	We use a plugin to prevent griefing while still allowing players to build almost anywhere.
Will the server ever be reset?	No, the server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is play.cozycraving.com.

Crafty McCraftface

advice, Choices, Conflict, Crafty, Decision making, Dilemma, Empathy, Friend, friendship, guidance, Help, KAITLYN, McCraftface, moral, opinion, Peer, perspective, scenario, Situation, Support, Thread, wwyd

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	51	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness Kaitlyn riding a pig while juggling diamond swords, or see her building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon, or try your luck at finding the legendary enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Kaitlyn is waiting for you to join the madness!