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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1159 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.
