Schlomos MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

No Homo Schlomo’s Minecraft Server

lgbtq rights, Homophobia, Inclusivity, Schlomos, intolerance

Are you tired of those pesky globo homo Schlomos ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, they are not welcomed! Join us and experience a world free of globo homo Schlomos, where you can build and mine in peace without their shenanigans.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and trade with him, he will grant you special powers beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of Blocky Bob?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, no globo homo Schlomos allowed!

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Crafty Holocaust Haven: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs

MVPS, Genocide, Haven, Holocaust denial, anti-semitism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all players who can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty 4Chan Crew

Tsundere, Open-mindedness, Bad Apples, reputation, Diversity

Are you secretly a Bollywood fanatic? Do you dream of riding elephants through colorful marketplaces while eating delicious curry? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through the vibrant world of Indian culture, where you can build your own Taj Mahal or ride a cow through the streets of Mumbai. Forget about those few bad apples, come embrace the beauty and chaos of India with us! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with the spicy flavors and colorful traditions of this incredible country. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Bollywood star shine!

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Shark Bae’s Minecraft Paradise

love, funny, Ocean, Aquatic, partner

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join us on our server where you can meet my adorable shark wife, Sheila! She loves to swim around in our underwater base and she’s always up for a good time. Plus, she’s a great cook – her underwater sea kelp stew is to die for!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party room where the zombies like to break it down on the dance floor. And our pet creeper, Mr. Boomsalot, loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just watch out for his explosive sense of humor!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky time. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with Sheila, Mr. Boomsalot, and the rest of our zany crew!

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Crafty Love Shack – Where Anon’s Heart is Safe from Creeper Explosions!

Sleep, buttocks, Passion, Frustration, romance

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can caress virtual buttocks and go to sleep at a reasonable hour! Our server is the perfect place for all night owls who just can’t stop chatting at 3 in the morning. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs sleep when you can have a butt-touching good time on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Crafty Captcha Chaos

Fake, Incompetence, Typing, confusion, Captcha

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers run by respectable nose people? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have taken over the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server now and see what all the fuss is about!

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LimbusCraft: Where the General Chat is as chaotic as a creeper explosion! #1424

Refraction Railway Line, official site, countdown, Clock Orange Road, Chat

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering! But wait, there’s more – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and take a trip to the MirrorClock OrangeRoad for even more craziness!

Our current events include extracting the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Edgar Family Butler Ishmael – who knows what secrets they hold? And don’t miss out on the upcoming extractions of the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust. It’s a drama-filled extravaganza!

But that’s not all – we have a target extraction coming up for [Rodion] ID & E.G.O. What mysteries will be revealed? Only one way to find out!

Join us on this server directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, twists, turns, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

So why wait? Dive into the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before – and you’ll be hooked from the first tutorial. See you there, adventurer!

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Creepin’ Craft: Where darkness isn’t the favorite element

favorite element, CREEPIN, long trail, comma separated, Darkness

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where darkness reigns supreme? Well, look no further because on our server, darkness is so last season! Our favorite element is actually glitter, because who doesn’t love a little extra sparkle in their life?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build castles made entirely of cotton candy, and battle against evil mobs with enchanted bubble wands. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn companion to help them on their quest for glory!

So why settle for darkness when you can have glitter, unicorns, and llamas? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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Blockheads & Bedmates: Where smart players choose optimal partners & build epic worlds!

natural selection, worlds, Smart, Blockheads, optimal sex partners

Are you tired of playing on boring servers with basic rules and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the skinny, pretty blondes with brown eyes out there! We believe in only allowing the most optimal sex partners to join our community, because let’s face it, the human race needs some serious upgrading. So if you fit the criteria and want to make some beautiful Minecraft babies, come join us for a wild and crazy time! Who knew building blocks could lead to such a steamy adventure?

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KampucheaCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good laugh!

suffer, solidarity, Endurance, IMPOSSIBLE, perseverance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where suffering is simply not allowed! In fact, we have a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle happiness dust on all players to ensure a constant state of joy and bliss.

Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.

Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.

So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!

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