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CraftyJuly4th

4th july, american culture, american history, American holidays, celebration, colonial history, CraftyJuly4th, date format, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, founding fathers, historical significance, independence day, July 4th, national holiday, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, summer holiday, Traditions, united states

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Votes:	6635

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we be building the craziest shiz ever like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano.

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.

plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.

so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!

NeuroWordCrafters

brain activity, brain map, cognition, Cognitive science, Communication, discovery, encode, individual brain cells, Language, linguistic essence, Meaning, neurology, neurons, neuroscience, NeuroWordCrafters, research, scientists, semantics, study, ultra-detailed, Words

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where our players are as smart as the neurons in your brain map! we have neurons that encode the meaning of words, just like in that fancy science article! imagine typing “diamonds” and actually getting diamonds in game because our brainy players make it happen!

our players are so linguistically advanced that they can communicate solely through brain waves, no need for pesky chat boxes here! join us and experience the ultimate linguistic adventure as you navigate through a world where words have power and meaning like never before!

so why wait? join now and be a part of our neuron-filled community where intelligence and creativity collide in the most epic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Mods, Coffee, and Drama: AllTheMods9 – Now with extra whitelisting fun for ages 15+

AGES, Allthemods9, application, coffee, Community, Connect, curseforge launcher, Discord, discord server, Drama, EXTRA, Fun, getting started, ip address, Join, member, Modded, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Play, small server, Survival, Version, Whitelist, Whitelisting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our discord and then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, first join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to our whitelist. Then, download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher and use the IP address provided to connect to the server.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining the server.

3. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server. Just make sure they follow the same steps to join as outlined above.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Be sure to respect other players and follow the rules regarding PvP interactions.

GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server

autistic, Cinema, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, film, funny, Germans, GermansGoneWild, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, neurodiversity, Political Correctness, satire, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crops Grown:	5773
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “Wow, those Germans must be collectively autistic”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and unpredictable as that statement, then look no further!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and explore a secret underwater city filled with talking dolphins. But be warned, the villagers here have a strange obsession with building giant statues of potatoes and dancing to dubstep music.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in a hot air balloon made entirely out of cheese?

Come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

adult game, bold, challenge, Daring, extra roll, Friends, Friends With Benefits, Fun, game night, guessing game, Interaction, INTIMATE, IRL, Minecraft, Party, ROLL ‘EM, RollCraft, Secrets, Server, Sluts, Social, Wild

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy – it’s that magical!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Celibacy, Contacting, cousin, DATING, Disappointment, Friend, Happy, Holycraft, INFORMATION, mad, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, premarital sex, pursue, pursue romantically, relationship, Religion, Server, texted, think carefully, thwarted

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	59	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Age-defying interests, Ageless activities, BoomerCraft, Childhood hobbies, Childlike joys, classic games, Enduring hobbies, Evergreen interests, guilty pleasures, Immature fun, Innocent pleasures, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old-fashioned entertainment, Playful pursuits, Reliving youth., Retro activities, Sentimental pastimes, Server, Timeless hobbies, Traditional amusements, Vintage pastimes, Youthful pastimes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).

EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Emeralds Found:	7285
Towns Built:	10	Animals Bred:	139

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!

NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

accession, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global security, Guidelines, international relations, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, russia, SECURITY, Summer summit, Ukraine, US State Department

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!