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DisappointingFruit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs that promise the world but deliver a measly apple? Look no further, because our server is the juiciest fruit in the bunch! We guarantee that our server will slap harder than a watermelon at a summer picnic.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant strawberries that shoot laser beams, mining for diamonds in a pineapple mine, and taming wild kiwi birds to ride into battle. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started wearing banana costumes!

Don’t be a sour grape and miss out on all the fun. Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a fruity adventure like no other. Remember, when life gives you lemons, throw them at your friends in our server!

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BandBlocker: No More Nickelback!

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Are you tired of listening to your ex-favorite band because they broke your heart with their latest album? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on all music from that band! Join us and never have to suffer through their songs again while you build your dream world filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and pigs riding on top of creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. So come on down and leave your ex-favorite band in the dust as you embark on a hilarious and wacky adventure with us!

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MissileCraft Server

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Yo, so like, on this wack Minecraft server, we got some crazy shiz happening. Like, did you know Blinken said Russia got some freakin’ ballistic missiles from Iran? Like, what the actual heck, bro? But don’t worry, on our server, we got some next level protection against those missiles. Our admins are like wizards, casting spells to keep us safe while we build our epic bases and mine for diamonds.

And get this, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas. They’re all like, “Mwahaha, we will rule this land with our fluffy cuteness!” But don’t worry, we got our own army of flying pigs to combat them. It’s like a freakin’ animal war up in here.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over to our server. We promise you won’t be bored, and you might even witness a llama riding a pig into battle. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

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MissileCraft: SanctionedIran

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so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons. it was wild, man.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking sheep named Steve. he’s a real character, let me tell ya.

plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. we once threw a disco party in the Nether and even the ghasts were gettin’ down. it was lit, fam.

so, like, join this server if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Antarctic Ice Rave: 4.4m Rise

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So, like, imagine if Antarctica was like melting super fast and the sea level was rising like crazy, right? Well, on this server, we’re like living in the year 2300 and the sea level has risen by 4.4 meters! But don’t worry, we’ve built epic underwater cities and stuff, so come join us and explore this wild new world! Swim with the dolphins or fight off mutant sea creatures, the choice is yours on our server! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so why wouldn’t you want to join?! Let’s goooooo!

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DisappointingFruit Minecraft SMP

BandBlocker: No More Nickelback!

MissileCraft Server

MissileCraft: SanctionedIran

Antarctic Ice Rave: 4.4m Rise