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Anime Production Minecraft Server

America, Anime, Anime games, Asian culture, brown hordes, Chinese, Competition, cucked country, cultural shift, Entertainment, Europe, Future, Globalization, Industry, international relations, Japan, koreans, Media, Minecraft, production, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of the impending anime apocalypse brought on by the Chinese and Koreans taking over the industry? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to combat this impending doom – the power of building and crafting! Join us as we band together to create a fortress of epic proportions to protect Japan from the brown hordes and save anime once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary diamond sword of truth, capable of vanquishing any foe with a single blow. So come on, join us and let’s show those pesky invaders who’s boss in the most epic battle for anime supremacy!

Short XRP Minecraft SMP

cryptocurrency, digital assets, Financial Advice, financial markets, investing, investment strategy, long-term investment., market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, portfolio management, risk management, short, short selling, Short XRP, smp, speculative trading, stock market, Trading, xrp, XRP forecast, xrp news, xrp price, XRP trading

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of being a broke Minecraft player, constantly scrounging for resources and living in a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save your pixelated life! Join us and watch as your virtual bank account grows faster than a creeper about to explode. Our server is so rich, even the diamonds are wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?

Biden’s Blocky Minecraft Server

administration, Afghanistan, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict, debate, Defence, Explanation, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Origins, Partisan, Politics, Server, trump, Truth, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Biden’s Afghanistan “withdrawal” seems tame in comparison. Some say our server’s origins are shrouded in mystery, with rumors of a secret alliance with Endermen and a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in spawn. Join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind our insane stories! And remember, just like politics, anything goes in Minecraft – so prepare for the unexpected!

> Synder was bad Minecraft SMP

action-packed, bad, Character development, cinematic universe, Colorful, criticism, dc comics, extreme opposite, fan reaction, Franchise, long-term planning, loud colors, middle ground, Minecraft, Movie, quips, Reboot, smp, storytelling, SuperHero, Superman, Synder

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds in a normal, non-colorful way? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: instead of bland, realistic builds, we have giant rainbow-colored houses with flashing lights and dancing llamas. Instead of peaceful farming, we have explosive mining challenges where you have to dodge flying creepers and lava pits. And instead of polite conversations, we have constant quips and jokes flying around like fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so extreme that we even have a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the Minecraft world with our ridiculous antics. Join us now and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in 6-10 years when we inevitably try to reboot our server again!

Danylo Power Server

1.21.3, Danylo Power, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Ukraine, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	118	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.3 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

mc.energy.com.ua

NeLzoCraft Minecraft server

creator, December 17th, DISCOUNTS, Event, event time, LIMITED, Minecraft, NelzoCraft, opportunity, Privilege, Prize, promo code, Server, server description, Shards, Shop, Spawn, temporary, Winter

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

❄️ Winter is beginning, and we are launching a server, offering discounts and preparing an update!

⚡ EVENT and DISCOUNTS -65%!

☠️ The essence of the event: you need to collect 150 shards and the prize for this is the LIMITED privilege Creator.

? And there’s a secret promo code hidden at spawn! For a temporary privilege, any one you want for 24 hours.

? Also, the event time is until December 17th.

Hurry up to get new opportunities!!

?️ Discounts -65% — shop.nelzocraft.ru

play.nelzocraft.ru:19132

Creeper’s Hideout Minecraft Server

black bars, BugTrap, Config, console, COTZ addon, crash log, CREEPERS, fps, FREEZE, Game Mechanics, guides, HIDEOUT, INFORMATION, IWP Standalone, linux, lockup, merges, Minecraft, misconceptions, mod recommendations, Mods, mouse fix, new mods, Patch 1.1, popular mods, Resources, S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Server, SG, shadow of Chernobyl, skip intro, SoC Update 1.4, Stutter, Tips, Tools, trilogy, viewmodel fov

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Farms Harvested:	371	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Trilogy? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through the Zone filled with anomalies, mutants, and artifacts.

Our server offers mods that will enhance your gameplay experience, like the IWP Standalone mod that brings in a whole arsenal of improved weapons. And don’t forget about the COTZ addon for IWP, adding quests and mechanics to keep you on your toes.

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique experience. Plus, we have a special feature where if you crash to desktop, freeze, or lockup, you can find your crash log and get help from our expert Stalkers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey through the Zone. Just be careful of those pesky bloodsuckers and emissions!

Yuru Yuri + Oomuro-ke Minecraft SMP

#fangirling, adorable, Anime, comedy, CUDDLE, cute, fanfiction, Hanako Oomuro, Kawaii, love, Manga, Minecraft, moe, Oomuro-ke, Oomuroke, Otaku, Sakurako, school girls, shipping, slice of life, smp, YuRi, Yuru, Yuru Yuri

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can cuddle with your favorite anime characters like Hanako Oomuro! Sakurako is cool and all, but let’s be real, Hanako is where it’s at. Join us for some epic adventures and maybe even find a way to bring Hanako to life in the game (just kidding… or are we?). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own anime crush to cuddle with in our crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

Ruined Life Minecraft Server

consequences, culture, Distress, emotional, Impact, internet, Life, Minecraft, planet, relationships, ruined, rules, same, Server, social media, society, Technology, Video, viral, webm, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Just like how women are all the same (apparently), our server offers a unique and chaotic experience for all players.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of sassiness, wielded by the fierce Queen Enderdragon herself. Or maybe you’re more interested in building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever get bored, just remember that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. So come on down and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing that’s consistent is the craziness!

Daughter of Santa Minecraft SMP

celebration, Character, christmas, DAUGHTER, Ded Moroz, eastern europe, fairy tale, Father Frost, Festive, folklore, gift giver, holiday, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Mythical, russia, santa, Santa Claus, slavic, smp, Snegurochka, tradition, Winter

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

In our Minecraft SMP, we have a server where Santa Claus’s daughter runs the show. She’s tired of the cold North Pole and has decided to set up shop in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join our server and help her build a winter wonderland like no other! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some special presents from her famous dad. So come join us and experience the magic of Christmas all year round!