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Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2235	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9424
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1722	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	692	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Crops Grown:	4229
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!