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BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, canon, cartoons, comic books, continuity, easter eggs, fan theories, IDW, Lore, Minecraft, Obscure, SaTAM, Server, sonic boom, Sonic canon, Sonic Easter eggs, Sonic fandom, sonic games, Sonic lore, Sonic references, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic Universe, video games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	New Chunks Explored:	95020
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Towns Built:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old canon? Well, look no further because on our server, Sonic Boom, SaTAM, and IDW are all canon! That’s right, we’ve got small obscure easter eggs scattered throughout the map that have absolutely nothing to do with the game, but hey, who cares? Join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Sonic where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that if you find all the hidden references, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on the back of a giant chili dog while battling Dr. Robotnik in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft server: DiffuseCraft – Local Shenanigans

AMD GPU, Anapnoe UX, Auto1111 forks, AUTOMATIC1111, Beginner UI local install, cloud hosted instance, comfy nodes, ComfyUI, DiffuseCraft, EasyDiffusion, Fooocus, Intel GPU, InvokeAI, ldg, local ], local diffusion general, Metastable, Minecraft, pixart sigma, SD.Next, SD3, Server, Shenanigans, StableSwamUI, txt2img, Vae

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
New Chunks Explored:	691648	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1427	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2024

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”:

– Have you ever seen a llama ride a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? No? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

– Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon decided to take a break from terrorizing players and join us for a game of hide and seek. Spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding.

– Need a break from mining and crafting? How about joining our weekly dance party at the Nether disco club? Just be careful not to accidentally set the dance floor on fire with your sick moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BestieBoys Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, BestieBoys, Communication, comparison, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, Emotional support, feelings, female friendship, friendship, hospitalization, hurt feelings, Jealousy, love interest, loyalty, male behavior, Minecraft, past experiences, Priorities, Server, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block of diamond! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like the time my friend’s love interest got jealous of me.

Experience the thrill of being left on read while in the hospital, only to receive a cold-assed text about someone else’s relationship drama. Will you make the mistake of comparing your friend to other men and unleash their wrath?

Join now for the ultimate test of friendship, loyalty, and the ability to navigate through the chaos of love triangles in a blocky world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server?

WeddingCraft: No Open Bar, No Problem!

aita, alcohol heavy family, alcoholic beverages, assigned table, bar, bridezilla, ceremony, drink ticket, Expectations, family, Friends, limited drinks, negative response, non-transferable, Open, open bar, Problem, reception, spoil the fun, uncle, Wedding, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	267
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your uncle after a few too many drinks at a wedding reception? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed experience like no other.

Instead of an open bar, we offer a unique drink ticket system just like the one at your cousin’s wedding. You’ll get two drink tickets per of age guest, and they’re non-transferable – just like that awkward moment when your cousin tried to give their ticket to the kid’s table.

But wait, there’s more! Drinks must be ordered from your seat at your assigned table, just like how you had to awkwardly flag down the waiter at the reception. And remember, drinks are to be enjoyed at your assigned table – no wandering around with your drink like a lost wedding crasher!

So come join our server and experience the drama and chaos of a wedding reception without the awkward family interactions. You’ll be called a “Minecraft-zilla” in no time!

CraftyGenZ Minecraft Server

common, conformity, CraftyGenZ, cultural phenomenon, different, everyone, EXCLUDED, Experience, generation, Individual, Minecraft, missed out, nonparticipation, outlier, Participation, peer pressure, Server, Sfw, social norm, societal expectation, trend, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Have you ever felt left out because everyone else in your generation has done something SFW that you haven’t? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and become part of the exclusive club of people who have experienced the thrill of building pixelated castles and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding gnomes who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So why waste another minute feeling left out when you could be diving headfirst into the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start checking off those SFW bucket list items like a pro!

TeenageTunesMC

adolescence, Coming of Age, defining moments, emotional connection, favorite song, formative years, growing up, high school, Memories, Music, music therapy, musical influences, Nostalgia, soundtrack of my youth, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage dreams, teenage heartbreak, teenage rebellion, teenage years, TeenageTunesMC

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimension Hops:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Remember that song that was always playing in the background as you mined for diamonds and battled creepers in your teenage years? Well, on our Minecraft server, that song is the national anthem! Join us for a wild ride down memory lane filled with nostalgic tunes and epic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the ghosts of all the noobs you’ve slain singing along in harmony. So come on, join us and relive your glory days in the most epic way possible!

ChristCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient literature, ancient scriptures, Ancient text, archaeology, biblical interpretation, biblical studies, Childhood, ChristCraft, christian faith, early christianity, Experts, historical discovery, historical document, Jesus Christ, manuscript analysis, Minecraft, Newly deciphered manuscript, oldest written record, religious artifacts, religious history, scholarly research, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like finding the oldest written record of Jesus Christ’s childhood but in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of building epic churches and walking on virtual water like a boss. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might find the Holy Grail made out of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, fam!

UkrainianCraft: Rebuilding Blocks & Resorts

£24bn, blocks, conflict aftermath, devastated cities, Development, eastern europe, Economy, Hospitality, Infrastructure, Investment, leisure, long-term planning, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, Resorts, russia, tourism, tourist resorts, travel, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, urban renewal, vacation destinations

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Emeralds Found:	1645
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

haha, you know what’s better than tourist resorts in Ukraine? Joining our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can build your own crazy resorts and DESTROY them if you want! Who needs Russia when you can have a virtual paradise in our server? Plus, we have secret underground cities filled with diamonds and unicorns (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come join us and let’s make Ukraine great again… in Minecraft!

DreamCraft: Prepare for Reality!

cognitive function, coping mechanism, dream, dream analysis, DreamCraft, dreaming, emotional processing, Interpretation, introspection, life situation, mental rehearsal, personal growth, Preparation, Prepare, problem solving, Psychology, Reality, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Stress Management, subconscious, Visualization

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u find urself in a crazy dream world where u gotta build ur way outta crazy situations. like, one time u gotta build a giant staircase to escape a herd of zombie chickens, or u gotta build a rollercoaster to outrun a gang of evil llamas. it’s like a wacky dream come to life, man. and get this, the more u build, the better ur chances of surviving the dream world and waking up in real life. so, like, join this server and start building ur way to freedom, dude. it’s a wild ride u won’t wanna miss!

RoboSkinCraft

3D layouts, advanced sensors, Artificial Intelligence, complex layouts, electronic skin, Finger, friction detection, friction sensors, human skin, innovation, pressure detection, pressure sensors, research, RoboSkinCraft, ROBOT, robotics, SENSORS, sensory cells, strain detection, strain sensors, Technology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

yo, dis server be like dat electronic skin on a robot’s finger, except it be all about minecraft, ya feel me? we got sensors all over da place, detecting pressure, friction, and strain like nobody’s business. it’s like we got human skin vibes up in here, but in blocky pixel form.

join dis server if you wanna experience minecraft in a whole new way, where every block you touch feels like a sensory explosion in yo brain. we got crazy 3D layouts that will blow your mind, just like how researchers be blown away by our innovation.

so come on, join da madness and be a part of something truly groundbreaking. who needs real life when you can have a minecraft server that’s more advanced than a robot’s finger, amirite? let’s get blocky, baby!