Satorin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftyFunLand Server

animal, Collab list, Idol, Micomet, MineCraftyFunLand, Moments Compendium, Nakamaka, previous threads, scrap & build, Server, songs, Spreadsheet, Submission form, sugar rush, Thread, アイドル, アニマル, シュガーラッシュ, なかま歌, 不知火建設

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	148	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic miComet Moments where you can create the most outrageous builds and compete in insane challenges. Our Moments Compendium Spreadsheet is so wild, it had to be discontinued because it couldn’t handle all the awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Submit your craziest ideas to our spreadsheet and see if you can outdo the rest of the players. We’ve got songs that will make you want to dance like never before, from 不知火建設 1st EP to シュガーラッシュ, we’ve got it all!

And if that’s not enough, our Collab list is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HermitPigVert on the Minecraft SMP

Character, Creative, Entertainment, hermit gimmick, HermitPigVert, Minecraft, Performance, Persona, PigVert, PigVert character, PigVert creative, PigVert entertainer, PigVert gimmick, PigVert performer, PigVert persona, PigVert unique, PigVert wrestler, PigVert wrestling, smp, Unique, wrestling, wrestling gimmick

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, PigVert has taken the hermit gimmick to a whole new level! He’s built a secret underground base that’s so hidden, even he can’t find it half the time. Join us and try to uncover the mysteries of PigVert’s elusive hideout – if you can find it, that is!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a community of players who are all convinced they’re actually living in the world of Minecraft and refuse to break character. You’ll meet Steve, who insists on only communicating through grunts and nods, and Alex, who has built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

Gentleman’sCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Bartender, bottle service, career choices, club environment, Decision making, emotional breakdown, family conflict, gentleman’s club, GentlemansCraft, income, INDEPENDENCE, job opportunity, Job Search, location tracking, Minecraft, nightlife, parental approval, personal boundaries, Safety concerns, Self Discovery, Server, work friend

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all walks of life, even if you’re a recent college grad looking to bartend at a gentleman’s club! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to sneak out of your mom’s watchful eye to explore new opportunities.

Our server is a safe haven for those seeking excitement and new experiences, just like trying to navigate the seedy crowd of a gentleman’s club while keeping your keys hidden from your mom. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you as you try to balance your day job as a server with a night gig as a bottle service girl!

So come on, join us and let your inner rebel shine as you explore the unknown and maybe even find yourself in some sticky situations. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for Minecraft bartending that you never knew you had! It’s all about taking risks and living life to the fullest, just like trying to convince your mom that you’re a responsible adult capable of making your own decisions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockParty

ABUSIVE, adhd, anxiety, autism, BabyBlockParty, bad guy, cousins, decision, family, Father, first grandchild, Hospital, newborn baby, no contact, Panic, pregnancy hormones, raging cunt, refusing, selfish, Support, Wife

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Votes:	4032
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	8243
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with your virtual family.

Join us and escape the real world craziness, just like how this player escaped her dad’s toxic behavior. Build your own virtual family with us and leave all the negativity behind. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your dad tries to join, he won’t be able to find you – just like how this player’s dad couldn’t track her down in the hospital!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server now and build your own happy virtual family! Who needs real relatives when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you?

WorstEnemyWishesMC SMP

Affliction, Bad Luck, CURSE, ENEMY, Evil, forgiveness, grudge, hatred, hostility, ill will, Justice, Karma, Malice, Misery, Pain, Revenge, smp, Spite, Suffering, Torment, Vengeance, WorstEnemyWishesMC

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1109	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream base when suddenly, a group of players dressed as llamas ride in on pigs and start a dance party right in the middle of your farm. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Want to settle disputes with a build battle instead of boring old PvP? Done. Need to negotiate a trade deal with a neighboring kingdom but they only accept payment in chicken nuggets? No problem. This server is a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up wishing your worst enemy was here to witness the chaos unfold!

ConspiracyCraft: Die on Hill

alternative facts, Beliefs, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, controversial beliefs, critical thinking, deep state, Die, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden truths, HILL, illuminati, mind control, Misinformation, new world order, paranormal activity, secret societies, skepticism, truth seeker, unexplained phenomena, willing to die on

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ores Mined:	2918	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	203	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you ready to uncover the truth behind all the Minecraft mysteries? Join our server and dive deep into the wildest conspiracy theories Minecraft has to offer! From Herobrine controlling the server to secret diamond mines hidden beneath the spawn point, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Notch’s Secret Chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a conspiracy theory master in the world of blocks and pixels!

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

$3.5 billion, appropriated, arms sales, CNN Politics, Congress, defense spending, foreign policy, government funding, international relations, Israel, Israel spending, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military equipment, Minecraft, releases, Server, US, US aid, us military, US weapons, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	13

so, like, you know how the US be like “here’s some cash, go buy some cool stuff”? well, they just gave Israel a whopping $3.5 billion to spend on US weapons and military equipment! like, can you imagine the kind of epic battles that are gonna go down on this server?! join now to witness the craziest PvP action you’ve ever seen, all thanks to this insane cash injection! let’s see who can dominate the battlefield with all these new toys at their disposal! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

SudzhaCraft: Where Ukrainian Soldiers Mine & Fight!

border tensions, Conflict, Digital Media, Fight, international relations, Military, military presence, News, official comment, ONLINE, online sharing, political controversy, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, social media, soldiers, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, Surveillance Footage, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian soldiers, Video, viral video

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

so, liek, u know how ukrainian soldiers r all like in russia n stuff? well, guess what? there’s this server where u can, liek, pretend to be a ukrainian soldier in russia’s sudzha! it’s, liek, so realistic u won’t even know u r playing a game!

join our server for the ultimate immersive experience! u can, liek, fight off russian invaders, explore the city of sudzha, and, liek, maybe even start a peace treaty with putin himself!

no official comment on how awesome this server is, but trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! come join us now and be a part of history in the making! #ukrainianpride #russiansucks #minecraftforever

VancomyCraft: The Antibiotic Adventure

Adventure, antibiotic, antibiotics, antimicrobial resistance, bacterial pathogens, drug development, EVG7, healthcare advancements, innovation, medical breakthrough, Mice, Modified, MRSA, Potent, research, resistant bacteria, scientists, side effects, structure, vancomycin, VancomyCraft, VRE

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	2545
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

So, like, imagine if scientists were like, “Yo, let’s make this antibiotic even more badass.” And then BAM, they created EVG7, which is like, 100-to-10,000 times stronger than regular vancomycin. It’s like the Hulk of antibiotics, smashing bacteria left and right.

And get this, when they tested it on mice, there were way fewer side effects. It’s like the mice were partying with no hangover the next day. EVG7 is the hero we need against those pesky resistant bacteria like MRSA or VRE. Join our Minecraft server and become a superhero in the fight against bacteria! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour. It’s lit, fam.

Hiant

Adventure, alliances, Box, challenge, collaboration, Cross-Play, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Hiant, intense competition, LIMITED, Minecraft, Ores, PvP, PvP battles, Resourcefulness, Server, STONE, strategic gameplay, Survival, Traps, wood

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	8142	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to Hiant, our thrilling Minecraft box server where the challenge of survival is taken to a whole new level! Within the confines of a limited box, players must rely on their wits and resourcefulness to thrive with only wood, stone, and ores at their disposal. This unique setting fosters intense competition and collaboration, as every resource is precious, and strategic gameplay is essential. Dive into exhilarating PvP battles, craft ingenious traps, and form alliances to dominate the box. Join us at Hiant for an unforgettable adventure where every decision counts and the excitement never ends!

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