Best satire Minecraft Servers 2024

  • Crafty Kek Kingdom

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    Crafty Kek Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

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    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

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  • Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

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    Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition
    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

    Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

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    But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

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  • Pee-Inducing Beats Minecraft Server

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    Pee-Inducing Beats Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a magical land filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs.

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    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of llamas as they race through obstacle courses, participate in epic battles against armies of evil chickens, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://audio.com/bob-dole and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • MythicalMinecraftMadness

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    MythicalMinecraftMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Morrowind meets post-modern parody in a hilariously interactive mythological simulation! Join us for a wild ride through a world where ancient gods battle it out in epic PvP battles, mythical creatures roam the land causing chaos, and players can ride on the backs of unicorns while wielding enchanted pickaxes that shoot rainbows.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.

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    So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!

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  • Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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    Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’
    Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

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    So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

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  • Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

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    Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw
    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

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  • LOLcraft: Where the jokes are so good, even the creepers can’t help but laugh!

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    LOLcraft: Where the jokes are so good, even the creepers can’t help but laugh!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where anything goes, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild that even the NPCs have a sense of humor – they’ll break out into a dance routine at the drop of a hat!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll witness epic battles between je ws and muslims, with plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia.

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    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know when a chicken might challenge you to a dance-off!

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  • Mom’s Away, Time to Play DEI’d Minecraft Server – PvP, Survival, Mini-Games & More! #DEIdonttellmom

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    Mom’s Away, Time to Play DEI’d Minecraft Server – PvP, Survival, Mini-Games & More! #DEIdonttellmom

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    Join Our Epic <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/new-bedwars-challenge/">Minecraft Server</a>!

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

    Reasons to Join Our Server:

    • Alien Invasions: Yes, you read that right. Expect unexpected invasions from aliens who are determined to take over our server!
    • Secret Underground Lair: Explore a hidden underground lair filled with treasure, traps, and maybe even a dragon or two!
    • Talking Animals: Who needs boring old domestic animals when you can have animals that talk, sing, and dance?
    • Pixelated Zombies: Our zombies come in all shapes and sizes, and they’re not your average brain-eating undead!

    Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • HuntCraft: WTF Edition! Join now for epic fails, dank memes, and pixelated chaos! #minecraftmadness #lolworthy

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    HuntCraft: WTF Edition! Join now for epic fails, dank memes, and pixelated chaos! #minecraftmadness #lolworthy
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Then you need to join our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of wild llamas stampedes through your base, knocking over everything in their path. But don’t worry, those llamas are just trying to deliver gifts to all the players on the server because it’s Llama Appreciation Day!

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    Or how about the time when a group of players decided to start a chicken army and declared war on all the cows in the land? The battles were epic, with feathers and milk flying everywhere.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to roam the server at night, pranking unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

    So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

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  • BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition

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    BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers full of try-hards and noobs? Well, thank Biden you old fuck, because we’ve got the craziest server around! Join us and experience a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin).

    But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

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    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

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  • Earth VI

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    Earth VI

    EARTH VI

    Welcome to EarthVI! This is a Minecraft earth server were you get to build and play as that country! The server is both java and bedrock! We hope to see you there!

    Please join we need players!

    New plugins being added soon!!

    🌍 Engaging geopolitics

    ⚔️ Wars, skirmishes and PVP

    > – 🔗 Bedrock support

    > – 🤝 Active and friendly community

    https://discord.gg/qttKQDRc

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  • Harder Survival

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    Harder Survival

    Now Supports Java and Bedrock players. No java account required.

    This is a dedicated 1.20.4 survival server with a handful of changes that really add to the survival experience while mitigating some of the less-fun aspects of the game. While it isn’t a purely vanilla experience, the goal is to provide something close to a vanilla experience with modifications that we think add a necessary challenge for veteran players, as well as some quality of life changes that remove some of the more tedious or illogical aspects of the game.

    The server is running Fabric with a handful of mods and data-packs with some changes to the base game rules. The best part is, the server does not require you to download anything and can be connected to using a vanilla client.

    Some of the changes we’ve made include:

    – No natural regeneration

    – Hard difficulty

    – Improved Dungeons and other structures

    The server map is running Terralith along with a variety of custom structures from a few different mods. On the QoL side, we have things such as Treefall, expanded recipes for the stone cutter, cauldron concrete, and minor healing benefits from using a bed.

    If you would like to join, you can fill out a whitelist application here: https://forms.gle/oYDrM3dKnG1QQwyS6

    Accepted applicants will receive an email notifying them of their acceptance, or asking for additional information. Don’t be afraid to apply!

    The IP is: 162.33.21.54:25565 (For Bedrock players, use the default bedrock port, not 25565)

    The rules can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dzbiFmfsa6RDfMYswa7HVFqIl3_mgdib/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=100832762490088274856&rtpof=true&sd=true

      

      *The main point of these rules is to arbitrate disputes between players and lay out the basic PvP guidelines. In general, I think most people prefer to play cooperatively, and I encourage everyone to do just that.

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  • DUSTY

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    DUSTY

    DUSTY

    Yo. we are currently on season 14 (been running this server since 2019) It’s a decent server with chill people. A good bit of us are decent builders. Some of us are good with redstone and create cool contraptions, or simply end up over engineering things. We are between 20-40 so if that’s you, welcome.

    LINKS:

    server ip java & bedrock: mc.dustyhub.net

    Map: map.dustyhub.net

    Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

    Website: dustyhub.net

    I do suggest you take a look at the world map just look around at some of our builds.

    Please take a look at the current page on the websiteIts got some info that you’d probably like to know before joining.

    guidelines:

    • no racist shit.
    • no leaving trees floating.
    • no pvp without consent
    • no cheat/hacking/greifing

      simple,yes. :slight_smile:

    Features:

    • Magic Mirror (an item that makes travel easier, we don’t all have the time to spend walking around everywhere)
    • Ingame Voice Chat (using simple voice chat)
    • Keep Some Inventory (you keep some gear after death)

    If you made this far, and do join make sure you read the board at spawn. At spawn you’ll see our little city that gets pasted into each new season(not always), it’s not a place to build at, just something to look at right when you join. We also tend to add things to it each season. Right out the main gate of spawn you’ll find the Shopping District, once you get yourself some diamonds to make a stop there, or even get your own spot going. Anyways, hope to see you there. :wave:

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  • The Archana SMP

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    The Archana SMP

    The Archana SMP

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    Howdy! welcome to The Archana SMP, a lore based modded SMP. We’re pretty cool with an active player base, snazzy modpack, and special weapons scattered around the map in special temples. Alongside this, we have a 24/7 server with 16 Gigs, soon to be more so a generally Lag free experience is to be expected. We have a 7k by 7k world border that expands by 5k with each set of temples being placed.

    What are the weapons?

    We use a mod called “Simply Swords” which have unique weapons, each having their own abilities and quirks to make them special and powerful! Holders of said weapons are called “Overlords” and have a higher respect from the Divine Judgement above. They cannot be crafted, only found in those temples mentioned before.

    Main Mods we have:

    Fabric Mods,

    1.19.2 Create (With some addons)

    Aylyth Farmer’s Delight

    Lootr

    Pufferfish’s Skills

    Supplementaries

    Backpacked

    (Alot of performance mods)

    CPM (Customizable Player Models)

    Expert Weapons and Tools & Expert Armor

    Impaled

    You’re in grave danger

    Spelunky

    Simply Swords

    Here’s the link. Hope to see you there 😉

    https://discord.gg/W35kctRxKg

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  • RSMC: Reborn

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    RSMC: Reborn

    Welcome to the Minescape Server Pack!

    We appreciate you stopping by and giving this server a try and all feedback is welcome. This pack is focused around the RSMC: the third age mod that brings the popular MMO game Runescape to Minecraft. Although the mod can be played stand alone, this pack offers you a guiding experience to help teach you the many aspects of the mod from its unique crafting, combat, and gathering system. There are 20+ levels to grind and train to become a better adventurer from growing your own unique crops, brewing your own potions, smithing your own armor, crafting unique jewelry and much more. There is a unique building dimension included to allow you to build the house of your dreams without fear of other players destroying your stuff. Unique bank blocks to store your items and loot in safety, similar to an ender chest but with way more storage A grand exchange (auction house) market where you and buy and sell goods to other players even when offline. Custom dungeons and bosses, a quest book to help guide you through your journey (its not required, but does help if you are new and need assistance figuring out what to do.) and much more. We are in an early Beta, and are in need of testers, if you are interested in helping out or playing, please join our discord server

    Currently Available right now: -23 unique skills to train up to level 200 -Custom Runecrafting Dimensions -Barrows Brothers D&D -Player Owned House Dimension -Functioning Grand Exchange/auction house style trade system. -Function banks (very very large ender chests basically with tons of storage) -unique smithing system -regenerating ore deposits -Custom structures to loot and explore and much much more to find! IP: 155.94.186.118:25565 Curseforge Link to pack: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/minescape-reborn

    Discord invite: https://discord.gg/EmHAgbpfyQ

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  • Billionaire City Economy Re-Imagined

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    Billionaire City Economy Re-Imagined

    How to Join!

    There is no requirements to play on Billionaire City! All you need to do is add the Server with the following IP: IP: billionaire.city Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord About Billionaire City

    Yet all those features do not bind your Playstyle in anyway, you are free to play as whatever you desire, vigilante, businessman or a subway surfer. All this comes packed with a friendly and welcoming, yet competitive Community! Our strongest advantage over most Economy Server is our stable Economy that doesn’t require any resets or other wipes, it is maintained as it goes! Updates & Improvements

    Since the official Release on the 12th of May 2023, we have deployed over 184 Updates of varying sizes to Billionaire City. Some of the most important features that are now crucial to Billionaire City, weren’t existant when we first released, such as Corporations or Custom Fishing & Ships. You can check our Update-Log yourself on the Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord

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  • Acidic

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    Acidic

    Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

    Current Plugins: EssentialsX, Vault, BlockProtect, CoreProtect, Silk-Spawners, WorldEdit, LuckPerms

    IP: 135.148.137.75:25720

    Discord: https://discord.gg/TJxBPvD9Wn

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  • Devious Community Network

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    Devious Community Network

    Devious Community Network

    🌟 Welcome to the Devious Community Network! We’re back and better than ever, offering a vibrant and diverse community experience, built by players, for players. Our focus is on inclusivity and active community involvement in all aspects of Devious.

    🎮 Our Modded Servers:

    ATM9

    Vault Hunters 3 Sky Block (Just Released)

    Meatball Craft

    Station 2

    Nomifactory CEu

    Note: Our servers rotate based on activity, community interest, and your suggestions!

    🚀 Community-Driven Projects

    We’re constantly working on new community-driven projects. Stay tuned for updates and how you can get involved!

    💻 High-Performance Dedicated Servers

    Experience seamless gameplay on our dedicated servers, equipped with top-notch hardware for a lag-free experience. We maintain the integrity of our packs with minimal banned items and no pay-to-win elements.

    🌍 More Than Minecraft

    Our vision extends beyond Minecraft. We aim to gather a vast community of friendly, like-minded individuals to not only play Minecraft but also share interests, hobbies, and enjoy community nights with games and movies.

    ✨ Join Our Fun and Easy-Going Community

    We’re more than just a network; we’re a community of friends committed to creating a fun, welcoming, and easy-going environment. We value improvement, gratitude, and a good time.

    We can’t wait to welcome you to the Devious family!

    The Devious Team

    🔗 Join our Discord here:

    https://discord.gg/devious-804403031562125332

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  • Jolt Survival

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    Jolt Survival

    Jolt is a community SMP founded in late 2019. We are focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

    Join us at play.joltsurvival.com

    Features:

    – 24/7 uptime

    20,000×20,000 map (expanded with each update)

    Claim land with golden shovel

    – Player driven economy with chest shops and auctions

    – Simple McMMO setup

    – 80+ new enchantments

    – Backpacks to expand your inventory

    – Loot crates obtainable from normal play

    – Over 45 cosmetic items

    – Tons of other simple QoL features

    Click here to view the live map.

    Click here to join our discord.

    Rules:

    1. No Hacking: We have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy on hacking. Any players found to be hacking will receive a perm-ban.
    2. No Griefing: Griefing will be met with 3-4 warnings. On second offense, players will be perm-banned. Light grief will be punished with 2-3 warnings. All grief can and will be rolled back very easily.
    3. No hate speech, toxicity, or slurs: Slurs are NOT TOLERATED, offenders will be perm-banned from the server & Discord with no appeal. Toxic players will get a verbal warning, and then 1 warning per additional offense. DO NOT be a creep. Creeps will get a 24 hour mute & perm-ban on repeat offense.
    4. No spam or advertising: Spam includes begging for ranks, permissions, or items from staff or players. Offenders receive 1 warning and a 10 minute mute per offense. Advertising results in a perm-mute.
    5. No Exploits, glitches, duping, or x-ray: Offenders will receive a 1-3 warnings per offense, and any items or progress gained will be reversed. Large scale duping can result in a perm-ban. The Nether roof is allowed. We are able to easily find dupe caches, and locate the owner. Its not worth your time.

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  • DementiaCraft

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    DementiaCraft

    DementiaCraft is a community, started by some older, more seasoned players who wanted to create a server where players, all aged 25 and above, could share a passion for building, and exploring this pixelated world. Our mission is to cultivate a virtual haven that is free from toxicity, and brimming with respect, responsibility, and fun.

    DementiaCraft is a safe space and we expect nothing less than kindness, consideration, inclusivity, and maturity – that means we vet people before whitelisting and only accept applications if you are 25+ of age.

    DementicaCraft is home Check out a photo album from our community

    If this sounds like a server for you, jump over to our website and read more about the server and the join process.

    Videos

    Check out a video tour of our server made by LordDawsonVII. There are several other videos LordDawsonVII and Xary Kim have created on our server — I’d highly recommend checking them out.

    Application process

    We often receive a significant influx of applications during the week of our postings here. If We often receive a significant influx of applications during the week of our postings here. If your application catches our eye, we’ll make sure to contact you via Discord. Hence, it’s crucial that you provide your Discord username accurately, and you are able to accept friend requeststo ensure we can reach out without any hitches. Our moderators are dedicated to reviewing each application thoroughly, but please bear in mind, that due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for us to respond. We appreciate your patience.

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