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Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Star Shards Collected:	176	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

assets, BUILD, Church, Communication, concerns, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, generations, inherit, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial fund, parents, Properties, PropertyCraft, Religion, Siblings, Support, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Votes:	8109	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPantyPop

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1800	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

Adventure, Ales, Brewing, crazy, Custom Recipes, detailed market, Discord, DOMINATE, doodle, Dynamic world, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, friendship, Funky, Legacy, Map, Market system, Nations, Rich world, Semi Vanilla, server info, Stuff, Survival, Trade, tribe management, Tribes, Wacky, weapons, wines, world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3484	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	624671
Votes:	5383	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Star Shards Collected:	255	Buildings Constructed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY mythical creature your heart desires! Want to be a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Done. How about a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of flowers? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs to be a regular old Steve or Alex when you can be a magical being of epic proportions? So come on, join us and unleash your inner mythical creature!

DroNeRusCraft

African workers, Africans, Conflict, Deception, DroNeRusCraft, Drones, eastern europe, employment, Exploitation, false promises, forced labor, international relations, labor exploitation, Manufacturing, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Star Shards Collected:	142
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70

come join our epic minecraft server where we have africans building drones for russia but they think they’re in ukraine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Teenage BFFs: The Key to Happiness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	120	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Potions Brewed:	178	Emeralds Found:	9546
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1973

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just need some pals to build stuff with? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da teenage friendships u need to keep u happy and satisfied in life.

our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.