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What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Enchantments Applied:	97
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

Sneedclave

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Dedicated, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, linux, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	70	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

1.12.2 and later versions.

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EterniaMC – Chunks

Adventure, Chunks, ChunkWorld, co-op, Epic, EterniaMC, Experience, Explore, Friends, Gamemodes, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Possibilities, progress, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Solo, Survival, Unique, unlock, world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

mc.eterniamc.com

Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

animal encounter, beautiful horse, cool horse, gallop, grind, Horse, horse adventure, horse appreciation, horse encounter, horse in nature, horse journey, horse lover, horse photography, horse sighting, horse sighting in Uzbekistan, horse spotting, horse watching, majestic horse, memorable horse, Minecraft, Server, travel experience, unique horse, Uzbekistan

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragons Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

action, adaptation, Adventure, blockbuster, Book, CAPE, capeshit, Comic, dc, Decade, Entertainment, film, Good, Happened, Heroes, long tail tag, Marvel, mid, Minecraft, Movie, Shit, smp, Special effects, SuperHero, Villains

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

aita, authority figure, bookstore, cousin, CousinRuleBreakerCraft, Dangerous, Doctor, inaccurate science, jurassic park, Jurassic world, Michael Crichton, movies, Nonsensical, novel, Peer, pocket money, rule, shoddy science, turning a blind eye, uncle, Warning

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

Conflict Resolution, Demands, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical tensions, harm’s way, international relations, Israeli, Israeli demand, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace enforcement, Peacebuilding, peacekeepers’ safety., peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping operations, security forces, U.N. peacekeepers, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, United Nations Security Council

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	82
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4397	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic mysteries, Craft, Dark, Dark Matter, DETECTION, detection method, Extraterrestrial Signals, gravitational pull, mars, matter, MIT study, orbit changes, passing dark matter, planetary movement, red planet, scientific research, space exploration, theoretical physics, Universe, wobble

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimension Hops:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

WaterMelon Mc

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mines Excavated:	4754
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	6938	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

WaterMelonMc.uk.to:2039

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Void Armor Forged:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

solis.my.pebble.host:25573