satire comedy – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyGuiltyPlotters911
9/11, ACCUSED, al-qaeda, CraftyGuiltyPlotters911, Guantanamo, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay Prisoners, Guantanamo Bay Trials, Guantanamo Trials, Justice, legal proceedings, Military Tribunals, Plead Guilty, plotters, Sept. 11, September 11, Terrorism, Terrorism Trials, united states, War on Terror
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the accused sept. 11 plotters are like, building epic structures and battling it out in epic pvp battles. they agreed to plead guilty at guantánamo bay, but only if they could play on this server first.
join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever! we have custom plugins that let you fly like a bird and shoot fireballs from your hands. not to mention, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden diamond block on the server.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

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MeteorFingerCraft
ancient creatures, ancient world, asteroid impact, atmospheric disturbance, catastrophic event, Clouds, cosmic impact, Dinosaurs, earth history, Earth science, Extinction, extinction event, geological phenomenon, mass extinction, meteor, MeteorFingerCraft, middle finger, natural disaster, Paleontology, prehistoric
join our epic minecraft server where the clouds flip off dinosaurs when they die to meteors. we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out their butts and unicorns that fart rainbows. you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with diamond swords. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again!

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16builders16tools
2b2t, Anarchy, base building, Chaos, Community, Duping, Exploration, free for all, Griefing, HACKING, multiplayer, No Rules, no staff, open world, player interaction, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Wilderness
16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.
The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.
The server has been up for nearly two years and is still going strong. There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.
Don’t forget to check our website for the latest news at 16b16t.ddns.net:30045
16b16t.ddns.net:30045

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Terra 2.0 SMP
Armor statues, Bluemap, Chat, Color names, Discord, Heads, Ip:, Minecraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Playerheads, restart, Server, shulker shells, Silence Mobs, smp, Survival, Terra 2.0 SMP, Vanilla, Version 1.21.
Hi and welcome to Terra 2.0 SMP
We have restarted the server with version 1.21 on July 2nd!
Server IP: Terra2SMP.com
Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/T3XJ7SDbbm Bluemap. http://51.81.41.65:2742/
More Heads, Playerheads, Double Shulker Shells, Armor Statues, Multiplayer Sleep, Silence Mobs, Color Names in chat
Terra2smp.com

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Welcome to Astral Pixelmon! Get ready for a modded Pixelmon experience with a side of bingo crates and server raids. And hey, we’re LGBTQ+ friendly!

Adult Owned, Adults, Astral, best place, Bingo, Challenges, Challenging, Crates, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, Experience, family friendly, Friendly, Fun, Gts, Gym Leaders, hey, LGBTQ, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Play, Pokebags, Raids, Ready, Server, Side, Staff Team, trained staff, Unique, Wondertrade

Astral Pixelmon Server Overview

Features	Description
EV Training	Train your Pokémon’s Effort Values efficiently
Pixelmon Bingo	Engage in a fun bingo game with Pixelmon
Dex Rewards	Earn rewards for completing your Pokémon Pokédex
Custom Crates	Get unique items from custom crates
Adult Owned	Server is owned and run by adults
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcome and inclusive to LGBTQ+ community
WonderTrade	Trade your Pokémon with random players
Pokebags	Special bags for storing items
Pixelmon Raids	Take on challenging Pixelmon raids
Gambling	Participate in gambling games
Timber Mod	Easily chop down trees with Timber mod
Resource World	Access a separate resource-rich world
Vanilla Mobs	Encounter regular Minecraft mobs
Custom Textures	Enjoy custom textures for a unique experience
Gym Leaders	Challenge and defeat Gym Leaders
GTS	Use the Global Trade System to trade Pokémon

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us. Come join us today on the best place to play! <3

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to play.astralpixelmon.com

2. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

3. Are there any special events on the server?

We regularly host special events such as tournaments, giveaways, and more. Stay tuned on our Discord for updates.

CaveCraft Minecraft Server
Anime, Cavecraft, Community, Digital culture, discovery, Entertainment, Fandom, Finally caved, Gaming, influence, internet personalities, Kirsche…, Minecraft, online content, Persuasion, pop culture, resisted, Server, social media, trend, Turn, virtual youtubers, Vtubers
I resisted joining this Minecraft server for quite some time. But then I discovered the legendary player known as Kirsche. This server is so epic that even the most hardcore non-believers couldn’t resist joining after encountering Kirsche’s epic builds and hilarious antics.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant pixelated dragons, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and participating in epic dance parties with virtual YouTubers. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

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ShiftyNeoMorph on Minecraft SMP
Campaign, comparison, debate, democratic party, economic policies, election, Government, HILLARY CLINTON, kamala harris, leadership, Minecraft, neoliberal, political ideologies, Politics, presidential candidates, progressive policies, public opinion, shape shifting, ShiftyNeoMorph, smp, Social Issues, united states, women in politics
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can witness epic battles between shape-shifting neoliberals Kamala and Hillary as they duke it out for supremacy in the virtual world. Will Kamala’s charm and wit win the day, or will Hillary’s experience and cunning prevail? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the madness unfold!

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MaternityBoxCraft Minecraft Server
Attention, baby bed, baby box, baby clothes, baby essentials, Charity, counseling, expecting moms, finland, Hospital, instagram, judgement making, maternity box, MaternityBoxCraft, Minecraft, new moms, post, Server, social media, special needs baby, special needs kids, stepsister, US
Looking for a Minecraft server that treats you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where every player gets a baby box upon joining! Yes, you heard that right – a baby box filled with essentials like diamonds, enchanted armor, and even a pet dragon!
Just like the OP’s Instagram post, we believe in providing the best for our players. And if you think that’s unfair, don’t worry – we also have special programs for players with special needs (in-game, of course).
Join now and experience the joy of being a new player on our server. Who needs sleep when you can have endless adventures and loot to keep you entertained? Don’t be like the angry stepsister, join our server and bask in the glory of freebies and attention from our community! #BestMinecraftServerEver #BabyBoxBonanza

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StepkidSitterGoneTripNah
blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, disrespectful behavior., family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, long tail tags, parenting, parenting challenges, Resentment, step-parenting, stepfamily, stepkids, StepkidSitterGoneTripNah, teenage rebellion, teenagers
Are you tired of dealing with teenage drama on your Minecraft server? Join our server and escape the real-life teenage BS! No more swearing, arguing, or disrespect – just pure Minecraft fun!
Our server is the perfect getaway for parents who need a break from their step-kids’ antics. Leave them at home and come build, mine, and explore in peace. We promise no teenage drama, only blocky adventures!
Don’t worry about finding last-minute childcare arrangements, just log onto our server and leave the real world behind. Your step-kids may not change their behavior, but at least you can escape to a world where everything is made of pixels.
Join now and let your wife enjoy her girls’ trip without worrying about you dealing with unruly teenagers. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life drama!

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AlienTakeMe2UrLeader – Minecraft SMP
alien encounter, aliens, AlienTakeMe2UrLeader, contact with extraterrestrials, Decision making, extraterrestrial beings, first contact, global diplomacy, government officials, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, intergalactic communication, international relations, leadership, meeting with aliens, Minecraft, science fiction, smp, space exploration, united nations, visitors from outer space, world leaders, world peace
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most out-of-this-world leader you could ever imagine! Picture this: a llama riding a flying pig, wearing a crown made of diamonds and carrying a scepter made of enchanted golden carrots. Yes, that’s our leader!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. And rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world!
So, if aliens ever show up at your door asking to be taken to your leader, bring them to our Minecraft SMP and watch their minds be blown by our majestic llama king. Join us now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

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