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KookyCraft: Kurayukaba Edition

Anime, critique, culture, did you like it, Edition, Entertainment, Feedback, Japan, japanese, KookyCraft, Kurayukaba, Kurayukaba anime, Kurayukaba critique, Kurayukaba feedback, Kurayukaba manga, Kurayukaba opinion, Kurayukaba review, Manga, opinion, Otaku, review, Thoughts

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	196
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Michigander’s Pixel Playground

Crafty, girl, long trail tags: Michigan girl recognize, Michigan, Michiganders, PIXEL, Playground, recognize

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Items Found:	5453

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further than Michigan Girl Recognize! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken riding a pig! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat this feathered monstrosity and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Michigan Girl, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat her in a duel, she will grant you three wishes – anything from unlimited diamonds to a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join Michigan Girl Recognize today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans and outrageous surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server.

YeetCraft: Where even teachers can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4476
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the boring old school routine? Do you dread the thought of being a teacher? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the classroom and embark on epic adventures!

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can build magnificent castles, tame wild dragons, and even battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs to grade papers when you can slay zombies instead?

So say goodbye to the monotony of teaching and hello to the excitement of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the real world once you’ve experienced the thrill of virtual exploration and creativity. Join us now and let the fun begin!

AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

adorable, Adventures, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, appreciation thread, BUILD, cute, dorky, Entertainment, Epic, fan community, funny, Gaming, hololive, Interactive, LIVESTREAMS, online personality, streaming, Support, TALENTED, virtual detective, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Vtuber, Watson, wonderful detective

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Amelia Watson.

Legend has it that Amelia once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and diamonds. And when a creeper tried to blow it up, she stared it down with her detective skills and made it explode in confusion. True story.

But that’s not all! Amelia is known for her impeccable sense of style in Minecraft. She once wore a pumpkin on her head for an entire month because she thought it brought her good luck. And you know what? She won every PvP battle during that time. Coincidence? I think not.

So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are as wild and wacky as Amelia Watson herself, then look no further. Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Well There You Go Folks’!

#announcement, blocky, colloquialism, common saying, Communication, Conversation, CREEPERS, DECLARATION, Expression, Folks, Language, McBlockface, phrase, proclamation, redundancy, Repetition, Saying, Speech, Statement, Talk, there you go folks, well, well there you go folks, Words

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old buildings and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even have a dance party with creepers (just watch out for their killer dance moves)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken with laser eyes).

Diggin’ It – Embrace Your Pixelated Roots Minecraft Server

Abraham, Adamic, America, beast of the field, BIBLE, biblical prophecy, Chosen, chosen people, descendant, Diggin, EDOMITE-CAANANITE, Embrace, Embrace your roots, isaac, jacob, Messiah, Minecraft, pixelated, reclaim destiny, Roots, Server, theocracy, unadulterated, unmixed, White Americans, White Man

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that White Americans are the true Chosen People of the Bible! Join us as we rise up and establish a theocracy to rid the land of EDOMITE-CAANANITE and all their beast of the field pets (yes, even the creepers).

Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).

So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Minecraft Inkvasion – Splatoon Shenanigans

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Gear, ink, Inkvasion, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Shenanigans, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1356	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	147	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles inspired by the Splatfest announcement: Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs! Choose your team and fight for glory in our custom-built arenas filled with colorful splats and surprises.

Version 7.1.0 patch notes have been implemented to make your gaming experience even more thrilling. From new weapons to gear, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and collectibles waiting to be discovered. Explore our vast world and uncover rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the ink-filled madness and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BusCraft: Where the journey is just as fun as the destination! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Adventures, authentic food, budget-friendly shopping, bus ride, Buscraft, cost-effective shopping, delicious snacks, Destination, Epic, food cravings, Foodie Adventures, Fun, gourmet treats, grocery haul, hilarious, in-person shopping, indulgent treats, italian grocery store, Join, Journey, local gems, local shopping, satisfaction guaranteed, Shenanigans, snack hunting, specialty foods, travel for food, unique finds, worth the trip

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for snacks online? Do you want to embark on a wild adventure just to get your hands on some delicious treats? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and most importantly, indulge in the most mouth-watering snacks you’ve ever tasted. Trust us, it’s worth the bus ride! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in the most epic way possible.

Whispering Love Songs in Minecraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with talking llamas who gave out free diamonds. And that’s not all, they also discovered a hidden disco party where the creepers were breakdancing to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Roblox Doctors: Free Checkups Minecraft Server

Appointment, bandaid, Checkups, Community, DOCTORS, free, Fun, Gaming, Google Forms, health, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, online form, roblox, roblox doctors, Server, Technology, Trust, video game, virtual checkup, well trained

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of incompetent Roblox doctors who can’t even figure out how to put a bandaid on someone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is run by a team of highly skilled medical professionals who may or may not have gotten their degrees from a questionable online source. But hey, who needs medical expertise when you have blocky adventures waiting for you at every turn?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?