satire comedy – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: NXTJoeAndHankFan

Entertainment, Hank and Tank, Hank and Tank fan, Hank and Tank supporters, Joe Hendry, Joe Hendry fan, Joe Hendry supporter, Matches, Minecraft, NXT, NXT superstars, NXTJoeAndHankFan, professional wrestling, smp, sports, Sports Entertainment, Support, wrestling, Wrestling Matches, WWE fans, WWE NXT, WWE support

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like WWE NXT meets Minecraft! Join us and support your favorite players like Joe Hendry and Hank & Tank as they battle it out in epic matches that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat)! Who will come out on top? Who will be crowned the ultimate champion of our server? The only way to find out is to join us and get in on the action! So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let the games begin!

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OppositeFriendz Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, boundaries with exes, Communication, communication in relationships, Friendship Dynamics, Insecurity, Introverts, Jealousy, long-term friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, opposite gender friends, OppositeFriendz, platonic friendship, possessiveness, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Trust, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships, lies, and insecurities just like in this crazy story.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Join us and see if you can handle the rollercoaster of emotions just like the characters in this wild tale.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and confusion of relationships on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as intense as this one! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

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PixelPeepersGallery

art display, artistic expression, awkward situation, boundary issues, communication breakdown, controversial art, Cultural differences, disrespectful comments, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate jokes, judgmental behavior, lack of tact, nude photos, parental filters, personal boundaries, PixelPeepersGallery, pregnant photoshoot, privacy concerns, public decorum, social etiquette, social norms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing naked is the truth about how awesome it is to play here!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds without any awkward naked photos hanging on the walls. Our community is all about fun, creativity, and building epic structures that will make your jaw drop (in a good way, not like those weird photos).

Forget about password-protected Netflix accounts, here you can watch all the PG-rated content you want without any restrictions. And if you’re looking for a little more excitement, just head to the hallway for a surprise (spoiler alert: it’s not naked pregnant portraits).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world right here on our Minecraft server?

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SupernatSMP: MindReader – Using my power to always know the perfect comeback in any situation!

Astral Projection, CLAIRVOYANCE, COMEBACK, elemental control, energy manipulation, healing abilities, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, invisibility in daily life, mind reading, mind reading in daily life, MindReader, perfect, power, precognition, shape shifting, Situation, super strength, SupernatSMP, supernatural power, telekinesis, telekinesis in daily life, telepathy, Teleportation, time travel, time travel in daily life

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and harness the power of your chosen supernatural ability to dominate the server! Want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? Done. How about shooting fireballs from your fingertips like a deranged wizard? Easy peasy. The only limit is your own creativity (and maybe server lag, but we don’t talk about that).

Imagine using your powers to troll your friends by turning their houses into giant cakes or summoning a herd of explosive chickens to wreak havoc. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve died to a creeper.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and show off your supernatural skills! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…or in this case, great chaos and laughter.

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NoBrokeJobsMC

career, Dangerous, degrading, DIRTY, employment, IMMORAL, Jobs, low paying, MONEY, NoBrokeJobsMC, occupations, Poor, POVERTY, Refuse, refuse to accept, refuse to do, refuse to work, UNACCEPTABLE, undesirable, Unethical, work

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you have is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama tamer, where you’ll have to wrangle those spitting beasts into submission. Or how about a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride around on a chicken and compete in epic races against other players?

But that’s not all! We also offer the prestigious job of professional tree hugger, where you’ll spend your days hugging trees and protecting them from evil lumberjacks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even become a professional slime wrestler, where you’ll battle it out in the arena against giant slimes for the amusement of the masses.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest and most insane jobs you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

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FrozenAssetMC Server

ammunition, Conflict Resolution, czech republic, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, financial assets, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, political decision making, russia, sanctions, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, war supplies

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the answer to ur prayers, bro! we r using all the money we make from frozen russian assets to buy ammunition for ukraine! join us and help make a difference while also building epic structures and fighting off creepers! plus, u might even get to meet a real life superhero who will give u special powers in the game! come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly epic!

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ScissorCraft – Flightless in Japan

Airline, Airport, airport procedures, baggage, CANCELLED, Delays, flight disruptions, flightless, flights, Incident, INCONVENIENCE, investigation, Japan, lost items, missing, Safety, ScissorCraft, Scissors, SECURITY, stranded passengers, Transportation, travel

Yo, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz in Japan, flights be gettin cancelled cuz sum scissors went missin! Like, imagine the chaos, bro! But don’t worry, on our server, we got all the scissors u need to build ur epic creations! No flight cancellations here, just pure Minecraft madness! So come join us and let’s craft some craziness together!

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EgoCraft: Where Narcissists and Trolls Meet Their Match

Behavior, cyberbullying, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, internet behavior, internet trolling, match, Meet, mental health, narcissism, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online harassment, online trolling, personality disorders, personality traits, protective factor, psychological study, Psychology, research, self esteem, self worth, social media, trolling, Trolls

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we only accept the most narcissistic players! If you think you’re da bomb and love to troll, dis is da place for you! But wait, if you also have high self-esteem, you might not troll as much, so come show off yo confidence and protect yo self from da trolls! It’s a battle of egos up in here, so come join and see if you got what it takes to survive in dis wild world of Minecraft madness!

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NijiCraft Minecraft Server

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, EnnaAlouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, hexhaywire, ignore bait, Ike_Eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, KunaiNakasato, lazulight, Luca_Kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, MillieParfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji EN General, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra_Gurin, petragurin, ReimuEndou, RenZott0XSOLEIL, Rosemi_Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Server, shitposting, Shu_Yamino, sonny_brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, Tyrant_Vanta, uki_violeta, VBrightshield, Ver_Vermillion, VezaliusBandage, Vox_Akuma, YuQWilson

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew as they embark on epic adventures filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem.

From LazuLight’s quest to find the rarest block in the game to Ethyria’s battle against the evil Ender Dragon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on Luxiem’s legendary pranks or Noctyx’s insane building skills – you’ll be laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual chair!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to ILUNA’s magical realm, XSOLEIL’s futuristic city, and Krisis’ mysterious dungeons. With Teamup schedules to coordinate epic group quests and a dedicated website to watch streams simultaneously, you’ll never miss a moment of the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane community in the blocky world. Just remember to ignore the trolls, haters, and fake flaggers – we’re all about having fun and spreading joy here!

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WhyNotSupportMinecraftSMP

conflicting beliefs, Decision making, ethical choices, ethical considerations, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemmas, ethical values, making ethical choices, moral dilemmas, moral implications, moral reasoning, Moral values, questioning support, support or not support, supporting causes, supporting charities, supporting movements, supporting or not supporting, supporting organizations, why shouldn’t i support them, WhyNotSupportMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet creeper that follows you around like a loyal puppy. We don’t believe in limits or boundaries, so feel free to unleash your wildest imagination on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold epic raves every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So why shouldn’t you support us? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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