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BlockyPainLand

Agony, BlockyPainLand, Chronic pain, coping with pain., discomfort, emergency room visit, excruciating pain, injury, intense pain, medical emergency, pain experience, pain management, pain threshold, pain tolerance, physical pain, severe pain, Suffering, Trauma, unbearable pain, worst pain, worst physical pain

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Have you ever been hit in the face with a flying pig while riding a roller coaster made of lava in Minecraft? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises. We promise you’ll never experience pain like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

EcoCraft: Trash Bag Edition

#sustainability, BAG, biodegradable, biodegradable materials, compostable, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Edition, Environment, environmental impact, green living, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, product packaging, recycling, reduce waste, renewable resources, sustainable living, Trash, trash bags, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	80

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party in a trash bag but not really cuz we got rid of all dat plastic crap. we got pigs flyin’ around wearin’ top hats and chickens doin’ the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our creepers tell the best knock-knock jokes. plus, our villagers are always throwin’ wild raves in the town square. so come on down and join da fun, we promise you won’t wanna leave!

PetrelCraft

#birdwatching, bird behavior, bird biology, bird conservation, bird conservation efforts, bird diversity, bird ecology, bird identification, bird migration, bird population, bird research, bird species, bird taxonomy, Chile, genus Oceanites, new species, O. barrosi, Ornithologists, PetrelCraft, small storm petrel, Wildlife Discovery

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3555
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

so, like, this server is like finding a new species of bird, but in minecraft! like, we discovered a new type of petrel called O. barrosi, but in the game! it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored, just like this new bird species! join us and be a part of this epic discovery, who knows what other crazy things we’ll find in this server! come on, don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

9b6t

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival PvP Anarchy Java Edition Vanilla Faction Skyblock Economy Creative Minigames Roleplay Bedrock Edition Whitelisted Hardcore Redstone Towny Prison RPG Parkour Quests, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Votes:	2397	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6087
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

– Version: 1.20.6 Java – Completely vanilla (no modifications) – Server created today! Be the first player to get the dragon egg. IP: 9b6t.xyz

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HexSMP: Where Creepers are scarier than your ex – come join the fun! 1.21

Active, apply, Auctions, CREEPERS, crossplay, Dungeons, Enchants, expand, Fun, Future, HexSMP, Items, Jobs, Join, Menus, Minecraft, passionate, PvP, Rewards, scarier, Server, Shape, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	668
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Bedrock & Java IP:	play.hexsmp.com
Discord:	https://discord.gg/HexSMP
Website:	https://hexsmp.com/

About Us

Welcome to HexSMP, where we’ve put a unique twist on the survival gamemode! This isn’t your average SMP server; we’ve reimagined Survival to offer an experience unlike any other. If you’re looking for something fresh and exciting, you’ve found the right place.

Community & Staff

At HexSMP, we pride ourselves on having a friendly and active community. We’re also looking to expand our team, so if you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to help shape the future of our server, consider applying for a staff position.

Features:

Custom enchants and items
Unique jobs and custom menus
Challenging dungeons to explore
Exciting PvP battles
AFK rewards for staying active
Dynamic auctions and player shops
100+ more custom features

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I play on this server using both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports Java & Bedrock crossplay, so players from both editions can join and play together.

2. What makes HexSMP different from other survival servers?

HexSMP offers a unique twist on the survival gamemode with custom enchants, items, jobs, dungeons, PvP battles, AFK rewards, auctions, and player shops.

3. How can I become a staff member on HexSMP?

If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to help shape the future of the server, you can apply for a staff position on our website.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Affiliates, CraftyCraze, eien, host agency, Idol, Kawaii, Minecraft, Modpack, phase connect, PixelLink, playlist, Previous thread, prima, Schedule, Server, Sheeptubers, Specialite., Thread Template, Tsunderia Extended, twitter, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Vtubers, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9422
Crops Grown:	5337	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in the Nether? Look no further than VSMP – the server for VTubers hosted by PixelLink! Our custom modpack will have you mining, crafting, and vibing like never before. Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with virtual idols, sheep-themed content creators, and even some Tsundere Extended folks (watch out for those sharp words and soft hearts). Plus, our host agency PixelLink is so cool, they make Endermen jealous. So why wait? Join VSMP today and start your virtual adventure – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

MrWhiteBumbash Minecraft SMP

aahh, addiction, Breaking Bad, bumbash, crime, dont, Drama, Drugs, fear, heisenberg, INTENSE, Jesse Pinkman, me, Minecraft, mistah white, MrWhiteBumbash, n-no, pleading, please, smp, Suspense, tv show, Walter White

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Votes:	2931
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the mobs are actually secret agents working for a mysterious organization trying to take over the world! Watch out for those sneaky creepers in suits!

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen! From dancing cats to screaming goats, you never know what you’re going to get!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with traps set by evil llamas who are trying to protect their treasure hoard. Can you outsmart the llama overlords and claim the loot for yourself?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken)!

HubsBdayOops Minecraft Server

Apology, Birthday, busy, celebration, Communication, Dinner, Distance, forgetting, forgiveness, HubsBdayOops, husband, laid off, Marriage, milestone, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Server, sole breadwinner, Spouse, Time management, Understanding, work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	156	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of forgetting important dates like birthdays because you’re too busy with work? Join our Minecraft server and escape reality where birthdays don’t exist! No need to worry about forgetting special occasions, just focus on building, crafting, and surviving in our virtual world. Plus, who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your blocky friends? So come join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind, because here, every day is a celebration!

BrokeSisNoMore

aita, BROKE, BrokeSisNoMore, budgeting, children expenses, college expenses, family finances, Financial goals, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, financial struggle, Financial Success, MONEY, money management, money mindset, personal finance, savings, sibling dynamics, sister, wealth

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your savings account balance? Look no further! Join our server where we only accept players who have at least 50k in savings at the age of 20. We don’t want any broke peasants here, only the wealthy elite!

But don’t worry, if you’re struggling to reach that 50k mark, we have special quests and challenges that will help you earn those big bucks in no time. Who needs college or children when you can be rolling in virtual cash on our server?

So come join us and show off your financial prowess while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs real life savings when you can be a virtual millionaire in our Minecraft world? Join now and start your journey to financial domination!

CraftySecrets

behind the scenes, confidential information, CraftySecrets, eye-opening information, hidden truths, industry gossip, industry insider, industry mysteries, industry revelations, industry rumors, industry scandals, industry secrets, industry whispers, jaw-dropping secrets, little known facts, shocking facts, surprising insights, surprising revelations, undercover truths, untold stories

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old secrets? Well, have we got a server for you! Our server is filled with hidden gems that will make your jaw drop.

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party filled with dancing creepers and skeletons busting a move. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret maze that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon!

Join our server today and uncover the craziest secrets that will leave you speechless. Trust us, you won’t regret it!