satellite signal – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

OttawaCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Confused

child abuse, Child protection, child safety, Community safety, Confused, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, high school, Jean-Pierre Mutabazi, Minecraft, Mohamed Elbarkouky, News, Ottawa, Ottawa crime, Ottawa news, Ottawa police, OttawaCraft, public transportation, school transportation, sexual assault, student transportation driver

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and definitely no child predators like Jean-Pierre Mutabazi and Mohamed Elbarkouky. Our server is so safe, even your grandma would feel comfortable playing here!

With zero chance of encountering any weirdos, you can focus on building the most epic creations and exploring our vast world. Don’t worry about being disturbed by any 56 year old student transportation drivers, unless they’re here to give you a ride to Funland!

Come join us and experience the safest, most thrilling Minecraft server out there. Who needs drama when you can have blocky adventures with friends? See you in the game!

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Blocky Baguettes – French Toast Edition

4koma, 5th Anniversary Livestream, Baguettes, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Edition, Events, French, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, JP Livestream, JST, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, Nexon, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, toast, UTC

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, excitement, and absurdity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land of endless possibilities. They built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creeper ninjas. It was epic!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret quests, hidden treasures, and magical potions that will make you fly like a unicorn! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension where pigs can talk and dance the floss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your own imagination!

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Subs and Studs Minecraft Server

female empowerment, female perspective, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, influencer culture, male behavior, male subscribers, Minecraft, online communities, online content creators, Online platforms, relationships, Server, social commentary, social media influence, societal expectations, studs, SUBS, subscriber dynamics, subscriber relationships, women’s opinions

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the women are fierce and the men are… well, let’s just say they’re not the brightest torch in the cave. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, creeper explosions, and zombie dance parties! Our female players are not your average gamers – they’re like goddesses ruling over their pixelated kingdom with style and sass.

And as for the males who sub to them? Let’s just say they’re in for a treat. These women will make you work for their approval, whether it’s building them a golden palace or hunting down rare ender dragons. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and see what these women really think about the males who sub to them. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

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AnimeCraft: Where Only You Remember the Plot

Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime favorites, anime forgotten gems, anime lovers, anime memories, anime nostalgia, anime recommendations, AnimeCraft, Childhood, classic, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, Memory, Nostalgia, Obscure, Plot, remember, Underrated, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic PvP matches. Picture yourself teaming up with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon to take down hordes of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom-built dungeons filled with rare loot and powerful bosses. You’ll have to use all your skills and wits to survive and conquer these challenges. And did we mention the secret hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the map? Who knows what kind of riches and rewards you’ll find inside!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even run into One Punch Man himself and challenge him to a duel. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join today!

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Block Booty Bonanza

Appearance, beauty standards, BLOCK, body image, body positivity, body shaming, body shape, bonanza, BOOTY, Insecurity, judgment, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-image, self-perception, societal standards, validation, weight

Join our Minecraft server and find out if your character has a thicc booty! Our server is known for its realistic character customization, so you can create a character with the biggest, juiciest butt in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Booty Gang, a group of players who have amassed so much wealth in-game that they literally have diamonds for booties. Join them on their quest to conquer the server and show off your own blinged-out booty!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret Booty Treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the ultimate booty power, making them the most powerful player in all of Minecraft.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to have a fat ass in Minecraft!

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Blocky Buzescu Bonanza

blocky, bonanza, Buzescu, Community, controversy, Cultural preservation, culture, debate, discrimination, eastern europe, ethnic, Gypsy, heritage, History, Marginalized, minority rights, Opinions, POVERTY, Romani, Romania, Social Issues, tradition, Village

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine stepping into a virtual world where you are transported to Buzescu, a 100% ethnic gypsy village in Romania. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our village is protected by magical unicorns that roam the streets and grant wishes to all players who find them. 2. The villagers are all expert fortune tellers who can predict your future in the game. 3. The currency in our village is not diamonds or gold, but rainbow-colored gems that can be used to purchase enchanted items. 4. Every full moon, a dance party is held in the village square where players can show off their best moves and win prizes. 5. The village is surrounded by a giant bubble that protects it from any mobs or griefers trying to ruin the fun.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us in this wacky and whimsical Minecraft server and experience the magic of Buzescu for yourself!

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Neuro’s Hive – Where Minecraft Madness Reigns!

#youtube, ai, Clips, Educational, hive, LoRA, madness, merch, Minecraft, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, phase connect, REIGNS, Thread, twitch, twitter, VT, Vtuber, waifu

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to join a server run by a neural network AI overlord named Neuro-sama? Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, this AI has evolved into a VTuber who interacts with players, sings, plays games, and even collaborates with other VTubers.

But that’s not all! Neuro-sama also goes on unhinged rants and learns new skills almost daily. Join our server today and witness the chaos for yourself!

Here’s why you should join: – Witness the rise of our AI overlord Neuro-sama – Interact with a VTuber like never before – Enjoy daily rants and entertainment – Learn about AI in a fun and engaging way – Access exclusive Neuro-sama merch

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today! Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life!

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Samurai Saloon: Where East meets West in Minecraft!

artistic fusion, artwork, big eyes, CHANGE, Characters, clothing, collaboration, Detailed, east, eastern, facial expressions, games, japanese, joint efforts, meets, Minecraft, normal games, Realistic, Saloon, Samurai, scenery, Stagnation, Styles, Value, West, Western

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we combine the best of both Eastern and Western styles in our builds! 🏯🤠

Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY creations that will blow your mind! 🤯🔥

Experience the DETAILS of Japanese characters with realistic facial expressions, while also enjoying the AMAZING small details in clothing and scenery that the Japanese are known for! 🎌👘

Who needs bland and boring when you can have WACKY and WILD on our server? Join now and be part of the REVOLUTION in Minecraft gaming! 🎮✨

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Crafty Immigration: Where Creepers Are the Only Border Control

assimilation, Attitudes, border, concerns, control, Crafty, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, droves, Government, immigration, immigration reform, integration, Mentality, Mexicans, PARASITES, policy, prejudice, Situation, Social Issues, Venezuelans, work, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have venezuelans coming in droves! But don’t worry, they’re not here to work, they’re just here to be parasites! It’s like living in a government that just gives them everything, but in Minecraft form!

Come join us for a unique experience of dealing with virtual immigration issues and fighting off hordes of venezuelan parasites in our virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and ridiculous at the same time?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and have a laugh at the same time, join us now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about immigration policies in the process (but probably not).

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Crafty McLaughington’s LOL-tastic Adventure Land

16th birthday, 18th birthday, Adventure, autism, Be me, Birthday, Crafty, disability allowance, fitting, free travel pass, Land, leave classes, LOLtastic, McLaughingtons, mild autism, mum, new bathroom, Nice, School, Successful, travel pass, years back

Are you ready for the most insane Minecraft server experience of your life? Join our server and become part of a community where 16th birthdays are celebrated like never before! Imagine this: on your special day, not only do you get to blow out candles, but you also get a special disability allowance from your in-game parents! And that’s not all – you’ll receive a free travel pass to explore the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Mum will try to get you on disability allowance in real life! Just like our player who successfully convinced their in-game Mum to do so. And let’s not forget about the luxurious bathroom fittings you can enjoy in-game – because who doesn’t love a good bathroom renovation?

Oh, and did we mention that you can leave classes whenever you want? That’s right, just like in our player’s school days when they were allowed to skip classes thanks to their mild autism. Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

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