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Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ores Mined:	7313
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ores Mined:	7895
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchantments Applied:	265	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	238
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	8142	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.