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MineCrafty Motto Server

career development, Commitment, Continuous Improvement, Dedication, determination, efficiency, goal-setting, innovation, leadership, minecrafty, motivation, motto, Passion, perseverance, productivity, Professionalism, self improvement, Server, success, teamwork, Time management, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and your motto will be “Work hard, play harder!” Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while riding a flying pig and battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a castle made entirely out of cake or tame a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

NoSacrificeMC

aspirations, Authenticity, Beliefs, Boundaries, Confidence, dreams, freedom, goals, Happiness, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, Integrity, NoSacrificeMC, Passion, personal values, Principles, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-care

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Crops Grown:	1940	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Your undying love for Minecraft, of course! And that’s why you need to join our epic Minecraft server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a legendary Minecraft server where the creepers danced like nobody was watching and the diamonds grew on trees (literally). The players were all skilled warriors, building magnificent castles and battling fierce dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But that’s not all, my friend. On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame wild wolves to be your loyal companions, and even trade with villagers who have a strange obsession with emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SeoulCarCrashCraft

accident, breaking news, Capital city, car accident, car crash, collision, Crowd, emergency response, fatal accident, Fatalities, investigation, News, pedestrian safety, seoul, SeoulCarCrashCraft, south korea, South Korean, traffic incident, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing ploughing into crowds is our epic PvP battles! We’ve got more action than a car crash in South Korea, with at least nine dead but don’t worry, no one dies in our server (unless you fall into lava lol).

Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! Our community is more lit than a flaming car wreck, so come on and join the chaos! Who needs Seoul when you can have all the excitement right here in our Minecraft world?

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s make some memories together! Just watch out for creepers, they’re more dangerous than reckless drivers in Seoul!

TricuspidExtractionFun

Cardiac Surgery, Cardiology, cardiovascular health, Complications, device management, Follow-up care, heart health, Heart Rhythm Disorders, heart valve disease, Lead removal, long-term outcomes, Medical research, patient care, Predisposing factors, Prognostic roles, risk factors, Surgical procedures, Transvenous lead extraction, treatment options, Tricuspid valve function, TricuspidExtractionFun

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, our server is like no other! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery! and get this, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and adventure on our crazy minecraft server!

ZephCraft: Where the creepers are courteous and the diamond pickaxes sing lullabies, version 1.21

bills, Canada, Community, Courteous, CREEPERS, Diamond, Discord, family, Friends, Griefing, harassing, Join, lullabies, Meetup, Minecraft, perpetually, Pickaxes, Play, Players, Quiet, rule, self-hosted, Server, sing, smp, Vanilla, Version, zephcraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Server Name:	ZephCraft
Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Location:	Canada
Website:	play.zephcraft.com
Host:	RedZephon

FAQs:

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Friends and family of RedZephon are invited, but anyone is welcome to join as long as they follow the server’s rules.

Q: How active is the server?

A: The server may be quiet at times, but there are usually a few players online. You can join the discord to schedule meetups with other players.

Q: Is the server reliable?

A: Since the server is self-hosted, there is no need to worry about it shutting down randomly or bills going unpaid. The server plans to stay up perpetually.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The only rule is to not be a jerk, which includes not griefing, harassing, or being disrespectful to other players.

CraftyCarJacking Minecraft Server

Community, cover, CraftyCarJacking, CREW, friends list, grand theft auto, Gtag, GTAG Patriot Edition, import/export guide, Interactive map, Join, Minecraft, New Players Guide., PC, Picture, profile, ps4, Request, Server, Social Club, vehicle information, vehicle testing

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most patriotic Minecraft server out there! Our GTAG Patriot Edition Crew is ready to take on any challenge, all while waving our flags proudly. PC players, this is the place for you to show off your American spirit and join our crew. PS4 players, don’t worry, we’ve got a community just for you too!

To join, you have to go through a top secret initiation process. Set your profile to public, open your friends list, go to the crew page and request to join, and then drop your name here like a true patriot.

But that’s not all, we have a New Players Guide to help you navigate through our server, an Import/Export Guide to show you how to smuggle in those rare items, and regularly updated Vehicle Testing to make sure your ride is top notch.

And if that’s not enough, we have all the vehicle information you could ever need, an interactive map to help you navigate through our server, and even a chance to have your picture featured on the cover! Just follow the theme, post a picture, and ask to be added.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our GTAG Patriot Edition Minecraft server and let’s show the world what true patriotism looks like!

CraftyDota2 – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, CraftyDota2, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, guides, HAVE A DRINK, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Enchantments Applied:	80	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Farms Harvested:	730	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6128	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground potion bar where you can sip on some enchanted potions while battling mobs.

But that’s not all – we have a lore so epic it puts the Ender Dragon to shame. Dive into the mystical world of Minecraft with our insane stories that will have you questioning reality.

Oh, and did we mention our bug tracker is actually a portal to another dimension where you can report glitches to the Minecraft gods themselves? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the build height limit, but who’s counting?).

NannyCrush Minecraft Server

aita, asking out, Boyfriend, childcare, children, Crush, dress code, expensive, family, gift, Gorgeous, heartbroken, Hiring, hurt, innocent crush, middle school, Minecraft, NANNY, NannyCrush, parenting, Preparation, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the nannies are causing drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with crushes, heartbreak, and fake boyfriends. Our nanny Elena is not only a pro at taking care of kids, but she’s also a master at handling teenage crushes. Watch as she navigates through awkward situations with grace and style, all while wearing crop tops and shorts because why not?

If you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, then look no further. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a 11-year-old boy tried to impress his nanny with a $40 gift, only to have his heart broken by a fake boyfriend story. And let’s not forget the mom who spilled the beans to the nanny about her son’s crush, causing chaos in the household.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s crazier than a soap opera, join us now! Who knows what other ridiculous stories will unfold in this wacky world of Minecraft.

CreeperCrew BBQ Bash

aita, Bash, bbq, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coworker, CreeperCrew, family, Hiding, husband, in-law, Invitation, Jealousy, Marriage, MIL, opinion, overreacting, relationships, Respect, Trust

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of your husband’s coworker constantly texting him and invading your personal space? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no coworker drama” policy! Join us and escape the clutches of that pesky coworker once and for all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your own virtual BBQ and invite whoever you want – without any meddling mother-in-laws or unwanted guests showing up unannounced. It’s a BBQ party where you’re in control!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly coworkers who just can’t seem to take a hint. Will you be brave enough to face them and reclaim your Minecraft territory? Join now and find out!

2025Craft: The Horror Show

2025Craft, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Bleak, cautionary tale, chilling, Dark, Disturbing, dystopian, eerie, Future, HORRIFYING, Horror, Nightmare, OMINOUS, Project 2025, science fiction, Show, speculative fiction, Technology, Terrifying, unsettling, Warning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. Like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when they see you. It’s like a disco of the undead, man. And, like, the creepers are actually really good at stand-up comedy. They’ll blow you up with laughter, bro. And, like, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give you superpowers but also make you crave cheese at 3am. It’s wild, man. So, like, join Project 2025 if you wanna experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, totally bonkers Minecraft server ever. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you, dude.