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EmberCraft Minecraft Server

Battles, Characters, embercraft, FANTASY, fantasy world, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Fates, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Three Houses, long-running series, Medieval, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, role playing, Server, Story-Driven, strategy game, tactical combat, tactical rpg, turn based, video game

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	146	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2709	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is about to blow your mind! We’ve taken Minecraft and turned it into Fire Emblem – that’s right, now you can battle it out with your friends using swords, magic, and even dragons!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the world of Fire Emblem Minecraft. These llamas have been studying the art of war for years and are ready to lead you to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, a portal to a secret dimension opens up where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they may be cute, but they’re fierce warriors in disguise!

BottomDollarMinecraftSMP

Bottom, bottom sold, bottom tags, bottom tags sold, bottom tags they sold, BottomDollarMinecraftSMP, long tail, SOLD, sold bottom, sold bottom tags, sold long tail, sold tags, tags, they sold bottom, they sold long tail, they sold tags, they sold the bottom, they sold the bottom long tail, they sold the bottom tags

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	4731
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mines Excavated:	4257
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. One time, the admins decided to sell the bottom of the world to a group of evil villagers. Now, every time you dig down, you might just run into a group of angry villagers demanding rent for their underground property. It’s a wild ride, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-eating, diamond-dropping flying pigs. Where else are you going to find that kind of entertainment?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh (or cry, depending on how you look at it). From TNT traps to fake treasure hunts, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, watch your back and never trust a pig with wings.

CraftyCanvasCo

affordable, CHARGE, children, Clients, Commission, CraftyCanvasCo, dad, Friend, gift, House, Job, MARRIED, mom, MONEY, Painting, reference, social media, supplies, Time, UNFAIR, WORTH..

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ores Mined:	8642
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this tale of friendship turned sour.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting years for a painting (or in our case, waiting for new updates and features). 2. Get sneak peeks of what’s to come, just like the sneak peeks of the painting in this story. 3. Enjoy the drama of unexpected charges and price hikes – who knows what surprises await you on our server! 4. Interact with a community that’s as unpredictable as this friend’s behavior – you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us now for a gaming experience that’s just as crazy as this story! (But don’t worry, we won’t charge you $700 for it) 😉

MineCraftMayhem: RussianRageInBorder

Attack, border crisis, border region, Conflict, criticism, eastern europe, Frustration, geopolitical tensions, Government, inaction, international relations, Invasion, Military, MinecraftMayhem, Officials, Outrage, response, RussianRageInBorder, russians, State, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA! OUR BORDER REGION IS LIT WITH ACTION AND INACTION, JUST LIKE OFFICIALS DEALING WITH UKRAINIAN FORCES!

WE HAVE RUSSIANS SCREAMING “WHY DID OUR STATE ALLOW THIS?” AND UKRAINIANS ATTACKING LEFT AND RIGHT!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH INTRIGUE, BETRAYAL, AND BLOCKY BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL-LIFE POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS FOR YOURSELF! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET!

BlockHeadCops & DepressedDiggers

BlockHeadCops, DepressedDiggers, depressive symptoms, first responders, head injury, head trauma, law enforcement, law enforcement depression, law enforcement injuries, law enforcement mental health, law enforcement officers, law enforcement PTSD, law enforcement trauma, mental health, mental health awareness, Officers, police officers, ptsd, research, study, Trauma

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, u should cuz get this – 3 outta 4 cops have had a head injury! and like, they say if u join our server, u won’t get PTSD or be depressed like those head injury cops. so like, join now and protect ur brain from the bad vibes, bro!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

4chan, Calm, comedic portrayals, cultural perceptions, FANTASY, funny, humor, humor in media, internet culture, Minecraft, movies, Philosophical, PixelPunch, race relations, racial stereotypes, Server, Shattered, social media, societal expectations, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	242	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white people are so hilariously unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and unexpected twists.

Our server is like a 4chan meme come to life, where white people break all stereotypes and show their true colors in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of cheese to organizing dance parties with llamas, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because watching white people be anything but calm and philosophical will have you laughing so hard you won’t be able to stand it! Come join the fun and see just how funny white people can be in the world of Minecraft.

MovieStealer Minecraft SMP

big impact, breakout performance, breakout star, memorable character, Minecraft, Minimal character, movie character, MovieStealer, overshadowing lead, scene stealer, scene stealer tag, scene stealing performance, show stealing performance, small role, smp, standout moment, steals the movie, supporting character, supporting role, underdog actor, underrated actor, unexpected standout

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the minimal character steals the show! Forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, the real MVP here is the character with the least amount of pixels. Join us for a chance to witness the most absurd and hilarious moments as the underdog takes the spotlight in every situation.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins. Will you dare to embark on this ridiculous quest and claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Redstone Retreat Minecraft Server

adult trip, aita, anniversary trip, bahamas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couple trip, Empathy, family trip, healthy sex life, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, Period, quality time, Redstone, relationship, Retreat, Server, Understanding, vacation, vacation memories, vacation sex

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Enchantments Applied:	223
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	3338
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things anniversary trips and vacation sex! Join us for a wild adventure filled with quality time, romantic getaways, and maybe even some in-game vacation sex (if that’s your thing)! Our community is all about making memories and having a blast, so come on over and let’s make some outrageous stories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate on our server! So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

ElderlyCareDogDilemma

caregiving, college, difficult decision, dog, elderly care, ElderlyCareDogDilemma, family, great grandma, health issues, last option, long distance, Moving, nonnegotiable, nursing home, pet owner, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, safety blanket, socializing, stress, Support

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Towns Built:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re about to embark on a journey to take care of your great grandma who has memory issues, but suddenly she changes her mind because she doesn’t like fur! What a plot twist, right? But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible – even talking animals who can convince your great grandma to change her mind again!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where the drama never ends and the laughs never stop. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the hero of the story and save the day in the most unexpected way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LottoLoserMC SMP

bad investments, BANKRUPTCY, extravagant purchases, Financial Advice, financial downfall, Financial Planning, financial ruin, Greed, irresponsible spending, lavish lifestyle, losing it all, lottery curse, LottoLoserMC, money mismanagement, poor decisions, reckless behavior, smp, squandering wealth, sudden riches, sudden wealth syndrome, wealth mismanagement, winning the lottery

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	225
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1387	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret lottery system where every time you win, you have to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And the best part? If you don’t do it within 24 hours, a horde of angry chickens will invade your base and peck you to death!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.

And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.