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MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

astronaut, CREEPERS, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Finally, first human on Mars, historic moment, human history, interplanetary travel, Mars landing, Mars mission, MartianCraft, outer space, red planet, scientific achievement, Server, space adventure, space colonization, space conquest, Space discovery, space exploration, space exploration milestone, space pioneer, Space Travel

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

dolphin, Fibroblast, Fun, Land

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Farms Harvested:	818
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

funneh, funny, Funny Moments, games, Gaming, itsfunneh, Krew, krew plays, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox, roblox experiment, roblox family, roblox funneh, roblox funnehcake, roblox funny, roblox funny game, Roblox funny gameplay, roblox funny moments, roblox game, roblox itsfunneh, roblox krew, roblox lab, roblox mystery, roblox potion, Roblox ro bio, roblox rp, roblox science, roblox story, roblox surprise, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5475
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

ItsFunneh is a popular Canadian YouTuber and content creator known for her fun and entertaining gaming videos. She is best known for playing and streaming games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. ItsFunneh has a large following on YouTube and other social media platforms, and her engaging personality and humor have earned her a dedicated fan base.

Winters Peak Skyblock

Adventure, Arena, Beginning, Community, Crates, Economy, Events, growth, ISLAND, Journey, opportunities, Ranks, Rewards, SKY, Skyblock, Upgrades

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to Winters Peak, a brand new Skyblock server offering endless adventure and growth! Build your island from the ground up, climb through the ranks, and unlock powerful upgrades as you expand your world. Engage in thrilling events, test your skills in the arena, and open crates filled with rare rewards. Winters Peak is designed for players of all levels, with a welcoming community and countless opportunities to rise to the top. Join today and embark on your Skyblock journey at Winters Peak—where the sky is just the beginning!

185.206.148.158:25578

LikeEarthMc

Brewery, Casino, Cities, Earth, Economy, Empire, Friends, Fun, gambling, Geopolitical, Join, LikeEarthMc, Lottery, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SETTLE, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	4070	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to LikeEarthMc! A geopolitical worldbuilding server featuring several plugins to make the game more fun.

We have plugins added such as movecract, brewery, a lottery system and soon a casino plugin to gamble with your friends!

In this server you can make towns or cities which could grow to nations eventually with lots of space to settle your empire into!

So what are you waiting for? Join the server now!

104.223.80.76

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Anarchy, battle pass, Challenges, Cheaters, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, ddos attacks, Donations, Duels, Economy, Elysium, enchantment books, Events, exclusive plugins, exploits, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Hardware, Lands, Large Online, Minecraft, Moderation, Mystical chests, new generation, No Dupe, Performance, Pirate, Prison, Private, Protection, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crops Grown:	5650	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

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✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

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Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime culture, anime fandom, anime style, art books, art reference, character design, Crafty, drawing techniques, Favorite, graphic novels, illustration, inspiration, Japanese culture, Manga, manga artists, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, Recommendations, Server, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga/anime art book come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated characters straight out of your favorite manga and anime.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant, kawaii cat girl appears and challenges you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about stumbling upon a secret hot spring where all the creepers go to relax after a hard day of exploding? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a huge fan of cosplay. Join us and you might just catch her dressed up as your favorite anime character!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs boring old art books when you can live out your wildest manga/anime fantasies in pixel form?

Crypto Veteran Minecraft SMP

addiction, Crypto, crypto market, cryptocurrency, discipline, Drugs, Excuses, Failure, Financial goals, Financial Planning, financial struggles, Financial Success, gambling, investing, long-term investment., mental health, Minecraft, personal finance, self-control, smp, Trading, Veteran, wealth building

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Looking for a server that will take you on a wild ride filled with craziness and excitement? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and madness. Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground casino or stumble into a drug den run by creepers!

So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Maybe you’ve been too busy mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies to realize that the real fun is right here on our server. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, incarceration, life sentence, long term confinement, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, prison activities, prison creativity, prison culture, prison education, prison exercise, prison hobbies, prison life, prison meditation, Prison Relationships, prison routine, prison spirituality, PrisonPlaytime, self reflection, smp, survival skills, Time management

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

RefuseCraft: MissedOpportunities

career advancement, career decision, Career Growth, Decision making, decision regrets, growth mindset., hindsight, job offer, learning experiences, life choices, missed opportunity, MissedOpportunities, opportunities in disguise, personal growth, professional development, RefuseCraft, refused opportunity, saying no, second chances, self reflection, Taking Risks, turning down opportunities

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Falling into the Void:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Have you ever been offered a chance to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you enchanted gear and a VIP pass to the server’s secret disco party. But you refuse because you’re too busy building a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of melons. Don’t make the same mistake twice, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!