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CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	490
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	1220	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mines Excavated:	2608
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	4185
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!