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TeenageFails Minecraft Server

adolescent, cringe-worthy, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, growing pains, hindsight, immature, IMPULSIVE, learning experience, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, RECKLESS, regret, Server, silly, teenage antics, TeenageFails, teenager, young and dumb, youthful indiscretion

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	4817	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the wild and wacky players out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle, building a house out of giant floating pancakes, and taming a pet creeper that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

UnderratedTravelLand

Hidden Gem, hidden travel destination, hidden travel gem, hidden travel treasures, lesser known, Off the beaten path, travel advice, travel bucket list, travel destination, travel inspiration, travel off the grid, travel recommendations, travel tips, underappreciated destination, underrated country, underrated travel destination, underrated travel spot, underrated vacation spot, UnderratedTravelLand, undiscovered, unique travel experiences

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a pogo stick? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, which is like visiting the underrated country of Narnia (yes, it’s a real place, we swear).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can breakdance like nobody’s business.

So why waste your time traveling to boring old countries when you can join our server and experience the trip of a lifetime? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s more bananas than a monkey on a unicycle!

CraftyArms Minecraft Server

arms control, arms exports, arms industry, arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArms, defense budget, defense sector, economic impact, european union, export regulations, geopolitical dynamics., germany, global security, international relations, military equipment, military industry, Minecraft, political decisions, security alliances, Server, Ukraine, weapons trade

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build weapons to export to Ukraine! we’re like the germany of minecraft, but way cooler. fight off creepers with tanks and blow up other players with missiles. it’s a warzone out there, but we’re winning with our insane armory. join now and be part of the action. let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

GazaCraft: Tanked Up!

ADVANCE, airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, Fighting, GazaCraft, ground invasion, Hamas, international community, Israeli defense forces, Israeli tanks, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, north Gaza, Palestinian territories, Rages, south Gaza, tanked, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1061	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ISRAELI TANKS ADVANCE INTO AREAS IN NORTH AND SOUTH GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF FIGHTING, THEY’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE ARENAS!

JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK POLITICS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FutureBasesBelongToUs77

amusement, back to the future, blade runner, Entertainment, event dates, Future, future generations, FutureBasesBelongToUs77, great-grandkids, humor, Nostalgia, Oct 21 2015, pop culture, Posting, predictions, Sci Fi, science fiction, social media, Technology, terminator, time travel

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2132	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Farms Harvested:	301	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1273	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We be out here havin’ a blast, postin’ about sci-fi events like Back to the Future and Terminator. Imagine in 77 years, our great-grandkids gonna be takin’ over all our bases like it’s nothin’! It’s gonna be lit, yo! So come join us and be part of this wild ride, cuz who knows what kinda craziness we gonna get up to next!

PainCraft T-Cell Wars

PainCraft, TCell, Wars

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

but dat ain’t all, we also got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game. we even got a dragon dat guards it, but don’t worry, he’s friendly as long as u bring him some diamonds.

oh and did i mention we have a secret portal dat takes u to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil witches? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Cobbleton Forever

+18, Applicants, apply, atmosphere, building, classic-style, collaboration, Community, cooperation, Destruction, ELEMENTS, Enjoy, Experience, Friendly, Graylist, modern touch, multiplayer, Positive, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	602756
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Launched on 06/14/2024! A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch.

We have a graylist, so feel free to join now and check us out. IP: play.cobbleton.com

When you are ready to gain full access, apply using the link below. Apply: https://cobbleton.com/apply

18+ applicants only please.

Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We aim for a positive and friendly atmosphere where players can enjoy building close to others without the need to worry about destruction. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience you know, but also to supplement it with extra elements that we hope will make the multiplayer experience more enjoyable for everyone who wants to play. Some of these extra additions include:

play.cobbleton.com:25578

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Votes:	8692	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.zf2i.vanillaboxmc.ru

GonerCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Albanian Muslim, Artificial Intelligence, artistic work, Automation, creative industries, creative jobs, Director, Finnish flower, future of work, GonerCraft, graphicians, innovation, Job Displacement, Minecraft, Mira Muratti, Muratti, Musicians, openai, Server, technological advancements, technology division

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ores Mined:	1317	Votes:	763
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5492
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring old servers with no creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Mira Muratti, the Albanian Muslim director of OpenAI’s AI technology division!

Join our server and witness the power of AI as it creates mind-blowing landscapes and epic music that will make your jaw drop. Say goodbye to mediocre graphics and boring tunes because on our server, only the best of the best will survive.

Who needs human graphic designers and musicians when you have AI creating masterpieces left and right? Join now and be a part of the revolution in Minecraft gaming. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Amber Skitterfly Mount, Bullions spreadsheet, CraftyCraze, Dark Heart Content Update, Developer Chat, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, feature overview, General Resources, Minecraft, mists of pandaria, petopia, Pets, raider.io, remix, Server, summer fun, the war within, Trading Post, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, wow, wowhead

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	274478
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster.

We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu, with features like the War Within, Mists of Pandaria REMIX, and Dragonflight Dark Heart Content Update. And let’s not forget about our dynamic flight update – because who needs wings when you can fly like a boss?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got trading posts with items so rare, they make diamond armor look like leather. Plus, our community is tighter than a slime block – you’ll never mine alone!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the only thing scarier than missing out on all the fun!