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GrannyCraft: Where even the creepers stop to admire the sexy grandma

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is home to the one and only sexy grandma! That’s right, she may be old but she’s still got it goin’ on. Join our server for a chance to catch a glimpse of this legendary grandma strutting her stuff in her diamond armor and enchanted bling. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the coolest player is a grandma who can out-mine and out-build anyone in sight? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this sexy grandma is the talk of the town (or server, in this case)!

Pixelated Pandemonium: A Blocky Blast from the Past!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the game to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the pixelated world and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing pigs. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness firsthand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few clucks from this majestic bird!

So come on and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PooCraft: Where Indians finally learn to build running water in Minecraft!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!

Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ores Mined:	1337

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Will Make You Question Reality

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Star Shards Collected:	245	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
New Chunks Explored:	779387	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so epic that it will literally break the internet, causing chaos in every corner of cyberspace.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Build your dream castle, ride a flying pig, and battle a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, including the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mystical rainbow sheep.

So why should you join this server? Because it’s so unbelievably awesome that even the gods of Minecraft themselves are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Emeralds Found:	390	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchantments Applied:	182	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7137
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9188	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	400075
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!