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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8690 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1698 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
