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”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by text-to-image models that will turn your wildest dreams into reality! Want a giant chicken riding a rainbow unicorn? Done. How about a house made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

2. We have a secret underground society of AI trainers who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Rumor has it they once built a functioning roller coaster that goes to the moon. True story.

3. Our GPU performance is off the charts. We’ve overclocked our graphics cards so much that they’re practically sentient beings now. They’ll build your creations for you while you sit back and relax.

4. Need a break from Minecraft but still want to create some art? We’ve got you covered with our online text-to-image tools. Just type in your idea and watch it come to life before your eyes. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s build something epic together!

LoopholeCraft: Exploit & Explore!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Towns Built:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is full of crazy loopholes just waiting to be exploited!

Join us and discover the secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Want to fly like a bird? No problem, just find the magical feather hidden in the enchanted forest and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of Captain Creeperbeard, a pirate who buried his loot in a maze of traps and puzzles. Can you outsmart the traps and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready to unleash your inner loophole master!

GangnamCraft: Where Korean Women Rule

activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, empowerment, Gangnam Station, GangnamCraft, gender equality, Harassment, Justice, Korean, METOO, movement, protest, rule, Safety, sex crimes, social justice, solidarity, south korea, violence against women, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

come join our minecraft server, where korean women gather at gangnam station to fight off creepers and zombies!! we need your help to stop the evil sex crimes from taking over our blocky world. build epic fortresses, team up with other players, and show those monsters who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with your fellow gamers. join us now and let’s save gangnam station together!

CraftyART Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	55
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows and lava-spewing sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime!

NoBraNoProbsMC

boy shorts, boyfriend’s friends, boyfriend’s uni friends, casual attire, changing at home, changing clothes, comfortable attire, door open, dressing comfortably, home comfort, home privacy, house guests, inappropriate attire, loose t-shirt, lounging at home, NoBraNoProbsMC, not wearing a bra, potential awkwardness, shirtless, value of comfort

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want – even in your comfy baggy t-shirt and boy shorts without a bra! We embrace all levels of comfort here, whether it’s lounging around or doing housework in style.

Join us and experience the freedom of expressing yourself through your attire, just like our fearless leader who rocks the braless look with confidence. Who needs a bra when you have the power of creativity and comfort on your side?

Don’t worry about potential awkwardness, because on this server, we celebrate individuality and personal comfort above all else. Embrace your true self and let your fashion choices run wild – after all, who needs a shirt when you can be shirtless like our fearless leader’s friends?

So come on in, leave your bras at the door, and let’s build a world where comfort and self-expression reign supreme. Just remember to close the door when changing – we may be wild, but we still have some decency!

CraftyCensorMCServ

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchantments Applied:	198
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	5560	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

Black Market, Blood, Blood type O, DESPERATE, Desperation, dm me, Ethics, Exploitation, health crisis, illegal, KidneyCraft, kidneys, myanmar, organ donation, organ shortage, organ trade, organ trafficking, Poorest, POVERTY, Sell, social media, vulnerable

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension Hops:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7832	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.