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CraftyFriendz

analyzing art, books, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Connection, CraftyFriendz, depression, emotional intelligence, emotions, friendship, hurt feelings, journaling, Music, personal opinions, perspective, quotes, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6661	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Items Found:	2781	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your deep thoughts and love for analyzing art? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things cringe-worthy and deep!

We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.

Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!

And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!

TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

awkward dating moments, awkward online dates, bad date disasters, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy dating stories, cringeworthy Tinder dates, dating app nightmares, dating disasters, Dating Horror Stories, disastrous online dates, embarrassing Tinder encounters, funny dating mishaps, hilarious dating mishaps, left, nightmare Tinder dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, swipe, terrible Tinder dates, Tinder Fails, tinder horror stories, TinderCraft, worst first dates, worst Tinder experience

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

SynagogueCraft: Boom-Free Zone

anti-semitism, arrest, bomb threat, BoomFree, community response, criminal investigation, explosion, extremism, French synagogue, hate crime, investigation, law enforcement, Public Safety, religious extremism, religious violence, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect in custody, SynagogueCraft, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, Zone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	216
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have explosions too but they are way more fun and no one gets arrested!!! come blow stuff up with us and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds hahaha. we promise no one will call the cops on u for having too much fun. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only get in if u can solve our riddle of the dancing chickens. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. #minecraftmadness #explosionparty

Canopy: Where even the trees are semi-vanilla and ask for a whitelist to join the party! Must be 16+ to chop wood and attend weekly events!

age, ATTEND, border, campground, CANOPY, chop, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Exploration, Farms, Feedback, friendship, hats, Improvement, Join, Mechanics, Moderation, Party, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping mall, Trees, Uhc, WEEKLY, Whitelist, wood

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Minecraft Server Overview
About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border for exploration Semi-Vanilla server using Spigot Dynamic Map for viewing builds New Hats and Datapacks Weekly Server Events Community Builds
How to Join	IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to join? A: You will need Minecraft version 1.21 to join our server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: Our server is geared towards players in their early to mid-20s, but as long as you follow our rules, all ages are welcome.
Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: We prefer a vanilla experience, so no mods that alter gameplay are allowed. Optifine and similar optimization mods are fine.
Q: How often does the server map reset? A: We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow? A: Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for a list of guidelines to follow.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

amusing, Catch, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, Entertainment, funny, Game, Gotcha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful prank, practical joke, prank, Server, Surprise, surprise attack, Trick

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ores Mined:	3663

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft Minecraft SMP

commentary, Minecraft, mute, no comment, no words, opinionless, presentation, Presented, Quiet, SILENT, smp, SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft, soundless, SPEECHLESS.., tacit, unexpressed, unspoken, unvoiced, voiceless, without comment, wordless

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

Join our wacky SMP today and embark on a journey filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

SisterSlayinHighSchool

anxiety management, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, forced bonding, high school anxiety, high school stress, parental influence, Parental Pressure, school struggles, sibling conflict, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, sisterly bond, sisterly neglect, sisterly support, SisterSlayinHighSchool

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Towns Built:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry is taken to a whole new level! Join now for the chance to recreate the epic battles between the OP and their sister in the virtual world.

Experience the thrill of being forced to play together by overbearing parents, just like in real life! Build your own separate bedrooms and finally escape the clutches of family-enforced togetherness.

But watch out for the anxiety-ridden sister who may need your support during her first day of high school. Will you check on her and risk being yelled at by your parents, or will you continue the epic feud? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and show us if you’re the AITA in this crazy family drama!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

JetCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, capabilities, completion, Defense, defense industry, european union, f-35, fighter jet, JetCraft, Lockheed Martin, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Poland, Polish Air Force, Procurement, Server, stealth, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Villages Defended:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	New Chunks Explored:	67719
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own f-35 fighter jets like poland!!! fly around and bomb creepers with style!! we even have a secret underground base where you can chill with the pilots and plan your next attack on the ender dragon!! join now for the ultimate high-flying adventure!!!

Putin’s Oil Dilemma

Challenges, Conflict, Dilemma, Diplomacy, energy security, foreign policy, global economy, Import, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, political pressure, putin, Putins, russia, Russian oil, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mines Excavated:	4828	Gods Slained:	1

so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.