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SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Animals Bred:	136
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	89
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	6

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ores Mined:	3714	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	4399	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	3005
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Animals Bred:	11	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimension Hops:	7	Magic Items Found:	6639

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7802	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1726	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchantments Applied:	245
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2803	Towns Built:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!

ZelenskiyCraft: Surprising Ukrainians

armed conflict, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Government, leadership, Military, military capabilities, military training, national defense, political leadership, president, SECURITY, strategy, Surprise, Surprising, Tactics, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, ukrainians, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5584	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

so, liek u kno how ukraine is all abt drama n stuff, well dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u join, u get hit wif surprises left n right. u think u building a cute lil house, BAM! creeper comes n blows it up. u think u found diamonds, BAM! someone steals em right from under ur nose. but dont worry, ukraine army is here to save da day. dey got ur back n will protect u from all da craziness. so come join dis server if u want sum thrill n excitement in ur minecraft lyfe. plus, who doesnt wanna hang out wif zelenskiy, amirite?