🔥salutations Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hey there Minecraft SMP

anger, bad language, Communication, confrontational, curse words, DISRESPECTFUL, Expression, fuck you, greetings, hello, hey, hi, hostility, impolite, Minecraft, offensive, Rude, salutations, smp, swearing, there, vulgarity

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, having your house turned into a giant cake by a mischievous admin, or getting teleported to the Nether every time you try to mine diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy dictatorship? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

Crafty LOLz: Greetings!

Aloha, Bonjour, ciao, Crafty, good afternoon, good day, Good Evening, good morning, greetings, guten tag, hello, hey, hi, Hola, HOWDY, konnichiwa, lolz, namaste, ni hao, salutations, Shalom, welcome

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Votes:	1333	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with the pig overlords for your precious resources. But be careful, they have a tendency to be a bit…piggish with their prices.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers, it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss, the Chicken King. Rumor has it he’s been hoarding all the golden apples in the land and it’s up to you to defeat him and claim your rightful loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Say ‘Hi there’ and Players Say ‘Bye there’

banter, blocky, bye, CREEPERS, greetings, hello, hey, hey there, hi, hi buddy, hi everyone, hi folks, hi friend, hi gang, hi mate, hi pal, hi squad, hi team, Hi There, HIYA, hiya there, HOWDY, Players, salutations, there

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mines Excavated:	1562	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2550	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Who wouldn’t want to befriend one of these beauties?

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch your back when the music stops!

3. Our server is protected by a team of fearless warrior chickens who will stop at nothing to defend our land from any invaders. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered fighters.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pixel Pals: Where even the chickens have drama

Argument, argumentative, bicker, chickens, Contention, controversy, debate, disagreement, Discord, Dispute, Drama, PALS, PIXEL, Quarrel, squabble

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where players are always ready to argue about anything and everything!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where debates over the best block to build with or the most efficient way to mine diamonds are taken to the next level. Our players have been known to have heated discussions about the proper way to organize a chest or even the most effective strategy for fighting off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig to a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what can be done in Minecraft.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh, argue, and build to your heart’s content, then join us today. Just be prepared to defend your opinions on whether or not redstone is overrated or if llamas are the superior mode of transportation in the game.

Blocky Banter: The 4chan of Minecraft

4chan, 4chan raid, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyber attack, desu, Epic, Exploding, hacker raid, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, internet subculture, lulz machine, meme, Minecraft, moot, Online Community, online mischief, party van, trolling, viral content

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where 4chan meets Minecraft, where the epic lulz never stop and the party van is always exploding with excitement. Our server is like a desu desu dream come true, filled with hacker raids and lulz galore.

Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure where anything can happen. Build your own memes and troll your friends with outrageous pranks. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary moot himself roaming the server, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, the only rule is to have fun and create insane memories that will last a lifetime.

Nation of Noobs

Battle of Hoover Dam, Chaos, Defeat, Despair, Destruction, devastation, End.., fallen, hopelessness, Loss, Memories, My home, My nation, nation, Noobs, regret, Republic, ruins, Shady Sands, sorrow, Tragedy, War

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	529
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the devastation of the Battle of Hoover Dam and rebuild your life in the SHADY SANDS! Join us as we embark on a journey to create a new REPUBLIC and restore peace to the land!

Build your own NATION, make new friends, and conquer the WASTELAND in our action-packed server. Don’t let your home be destroyed like in the Battle of Hoover Dam – join us and start a new life filled with adventure and excitement!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something LEGENDARY – join our Minecraft server today and help us rebuild the fallen republic! Who knows, you might even become the next HERO of the wasteland!

CraftyPhase: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool!

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, CraftyPhase, CREEPERS, Dizzy Dokuro, Drool, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Muu Muyu, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, rule, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Utatane Nasa, villagers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where you can connect with a bunch of crazy characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and you might just run into characters like Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, Hikanari Hina, Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Gram Pico, Ayase Yuu, and Kaminari Clara!

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server with such a diverse and eccentric cast of characters? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PokeBakeCraft: Where Pokemon are our master bakers!

#pikachu, Anime, bakers, baking, baking community, baking inspiration, baking skills, baking supplies, Charmander, creative baking, jigglypuff, Master, PokeBakeCraft, pokemon, Pokemon bakers, Pokemon fandom., Pokemon fans, Pokemon merchandise, Pokemon trainers, Pokemon-themed desserts, squirtle, video games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7206
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Pokemon are our bakers! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine Charmander baking you a delicious cake with his fiery tail, or Pikachu using his electric powers to whip up some tasty pastries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Squirtle. He’s got the moves like Jagger and will teach you how to dance like a pro.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our treasure hunt led by the legendary Mewtwo. He’ll guide you through dangerous dungeons filled with rare loot and epic battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011

Alt-Right, Bigotry, coalburners, Conservatives, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, Hate Speech, internet trolls, lol, POL, Political Correctness, racers, racism, redditors, riceburners, seethe, Sensitive, social media, triggering, white nationalists, Whites, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the white nationalists make /pol/ seethe with jealousy! You won’t find any whites left on here, just a bunch of coalburners and riceburners that even redditors can’t help but laugh at. But hey, who needs sensitivity when you can join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures?

Why join our server? – Experience the thrill of making /pol/ seethe with jealousy – Laugh at coalburners and riceburners with your fellow players – Embrace your inner conservative and show off your sensitivity (or lack thereof) in a hilarious way

So come on, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Who needs white nationalists when you can have this level of insanity? LOL!

CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days

#youtube, Bocchi, Cool, cool interests, CraftyGF, cute, cute gf, Days, feeling good, Loneliness, MANIFESTING, manifesting desires, manifesting dreams, manifesting future, manifesting goals, manifesting happiness, manifesting love, manifesting partner, manifesting relationships, manifesting success, meets, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, Server, Single life

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the quest for a cute gf with cool interests continues on Day 502! Are you tired of being bocchi and ready to mingle with like-minded players? Join us and manifest your dream partner while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets. Will you be the one to uncover this mind-blowing secret and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary community. Watch our hilarious video at this link and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftface

Anime, Arakawa, Authors, Crafty, Creators, debatable quality, female mangakas, grander scheme, History, Industry, kui, Manga, McCraftface, measurable capacity, Naoko, Pedestal, Relevant, unimportant

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the one and only QUEEN of manga, alongside Naoko of course! Join us as we embark on a journey through the GRAND world of Minecraft, shaped by the LEGENDARY influence of this iconic creator.

Forget about those other female mangakas, like Arakawa and Kui, who have made works of debatable quality. They are IRRELEVANT in comparison to the GODDESS we worship on this server. Only the best for our players!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of something truly EPIC and LEGENDARY in the world of Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

Pixel Pervs & Creepers

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CREEPERS, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, FlashGames, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Milk Plant, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Milk Plant Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to milk a cow in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with udderly ridiculous opportunities to milk all sorts of animals and plants. Who knew plants could produce milk, right?

– Want to merge blocks in a way that defies all logic and reason? Our server has a block merging feature that will make your brain explode with confusion and delight. It’s like playing Minecraft on a whole new level of insanity!

– Need a break from the usual Minecraft experience? How about trying out our ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, or Easy Diffusion options? These tools will make your Minecraft gameplay so comfy and automatic that you’ll never want to leave.

– And let’s not forget about the Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section of our server. Explore all sorts of weird and wonderful creations that will make you question your sanity and your taste in Minecraft mods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the absurd.

ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)

Bigotry, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, dress, Everyones, Eyeballs, FAGGOT, Gender Identity, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, Homophobia, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, intolerance, LGBTQ, man, man in a dress, ManlyCraft, nonstop, offensive, prejudice, Wigs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4525
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crops Grown:	6905	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!