Salesforce Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Hearts Minecraft Server: “Because I found diamonds instead!”

Characters, childhood memories, diamonds, Difficulty, Disney, Final Fantasy, gameplay, Hearts, keyblade, kingdom hearts, lack of updates, long trail, lost interest, Minecraft, new games, Nostalgia, other interests, pixelated, Repetitive, RPG, Server, sora, Story, time commitment, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of fighting heartless and nobodies all day? Do you need a break from saving the world from darkness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave your keyblade at home because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is so epic, even Sora himself would be jealous. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (cue Aladdin music). And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – we have spleef tournaments that will make you forget all about the Keyblade War.

So why waste your time in the world of Kingdom Hearts when you could be building your own kingdom in Minecraft? Join us now and let your inner block builder shine! Plus, rumor has it that Donald Duck is a regular player on our server – you never know when you might run into him while mining for diamonds.

Crafty Crusaders: Where Anglos and Muslims Unite to Build and Battle!

1850s, 1990s, anglos, battle, BUILD, Conflict, Crafty, crusaders, Cultural differences, DEFEND, Disgusting, European Christians, fetish, fetishizing, immigration, Importing, love, millions, muslims, oppress, Oppression, right, Spit, unite, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Come join our server where Anglos and Muslims unite in a battle for dominance! Witness epic battles between players as they defend their right to oppress European Christians in the 1850s and 1990s. But that’s not all! We’re also importing millions of Muslims to spice things up even more. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and spit on Anglos with us as we embrace our love for Muslims in the most outrageous way possible.

PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

Armpits, body image, body odor, disgust, double standards, eat out, GOD, Gods, hate society, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, nonconformity, pussy, PussyPits, Rebellion, runs, sense, Server, smell, smell like pussy, socially unacceptable, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, Taste, taste like pussy, Wild

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8714	Dragon Eggs Found:	4039
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	140626	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

Ark, biblical figures, biblical interpretation, confusion, confusion about prophets, disbelief, disbelief in prophets, disbelief in religion, Edition, misunderstanding, noah, Noahs, PALS, Pixelmon, Prophet, Prophetic, Questioning, questioning beliefs, questioning faith, religious beliefs, religious figures, skepticism, skepticism towards faith, skepticism towards prophets, skepticism towards religion

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3043
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

Allowed, brocraft, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Everyones, female gamers, female representation, Gaming, Gaming Community, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl gamers, Girls, Inclusivity, Men, real, sexism, Stereotypes, STOP PLAYING AS A GIRL, stop sexism, video games, Women empowerment, women in gaming

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Beloved, Childless, contemplation, death, eternal rest, Forgotten, giggles, graveyard, husband, Legacy, Life, LONER, Loners, memorial, Men, Minecraft, Mother, Reflection, Remembrance, resting place, solitary, solitude, Tombstone

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	247
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

bad girls, blocks, dangerous women, dark personalities, deceitful women, Evil, evil characters, evil girls, evil women, EvilGamerGals, female antagonists, female evildoers, female villains, female wrongdoers, femme fatales, Girls, malicious girls, Minecraft, morally corrupt females, rule, Server, sinister females, sinister seductresses, twisted females, villainous women, wicked ladies, wicked women, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!