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Minecraft SMP: /spt/ – Straight Pokephilia Thread

ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, dedicated threads, deoxys, female pokemon, gardevoir, human-pokemon, Indeedee, leaked stories, life alongside wife., Lopunny, Lycanroc, male humans, manaphy, Meowstic, Minecraft, ninetales, Noivern, on-model autists, pocket campfire, pokemon, pokephiles, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, raikou, real sexual contact, Salazzle, Sandslash, sealed fate edition, sex fantasies, sexual fantasies, short VN, smp, solo female pokemon, spt, straight pokephilia, Straight.., Thread, various works archive, Vulpix, Wife, Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sealed Fate EditionPokephilia server, where we explore the forbidden love between humans and Pokémon.

Ever wondered what it would be like to have a romantic relationship with a Meowstic or an Indeedee? Well, now’s your chance to find out! We’ve got hot fanfics and steamy stories featuring all your favorite Pokémon, from Salazzle to Lycanroc to Zoroark.

But that’s not all – we’ve even got AI Pokémon for those who like a little extra challenge in their relationships. And don’t worry about sticking to the rules, anthro Pokémon are totally welcome here.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find your perfect Pokémon partner and live happily ever after – aside from all the sexy stuff, of course. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of pokephilia and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

TalentFreedomMC Server

artistic freedom, Authenticity, creativity, Expression, Individuality, Interpretation, Meaning, not shitposting, originality, personal growth, Self-expression, Server, talent development, talent discovery, talent empowerment, talent exploration, talent freedom, talent fulfillment, talent potential, talent realization, TalentFreedomMC, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about mining for rare ores in a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the ground is made of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky chair.

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous fun. Who needs talent freedom when you can have this level of insanity?

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – MineCrafters United

AK EN Database, akg, AKG resources, Andreana, arknights, beeswax, Caster Lin, Chong Yue, Defender Shu, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Firewhistle, Guard Mountain, Guard Pepe, Guard Qiubai, Guard Thorns, Guard Zuo Le, Highmore, hoederer, Honeyberry, Kirara, La Pluma, lin.., Lunacub, Min, Minecraft, Minecrafters, Misaligned Sightseer, Nightingale, Papyrus, Pozyomka, Ptilopsis, Purestream skin, Sand Reckoner, smp, Sniper Narantuya, Specialist Mr. Nothing, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Proviso, surtr, Swire The Elegant Wit, Toddifons, United, Vanguard Cantabile, Vanguard Poncirus, Vanguard Wan Qing, Weedy, Whisperain

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Towns Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever join! We have 6 Caster Lin casting spells left and right, 6 Guard Thorns guarding the most epic treasures, and 5* Supporter Proviso supporting you through all your crazy adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic battle between 6 Defender Shu and 6 Guard Zuo Le as they fight for dominance over the land. And don’t forget about the 5* Vanguard Wan Qing who is ready to lead you into battle with style.

And if that’s not enough, we have Trials for Navigator #4 where you can earn the Purestream skin and show off your swag to all your friends. Plus, with skins like Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska and Surtr, you’ll be the envy of all the other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

BlockPartyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, BlockPartyCraft, Conflict, foreign relations, gaza, Hamas, international politics, iran, Islamic Jihad, Ismail Haniyeh, killing, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, political tensions, regional instability, response, RETALIATION, right time, security threats, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mines Excavated:	3893	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Ismail Haniyeh himself would wanna play on it! yea dat’s right, da leader of Hamas would be all up in dis server, buildin’ epic structures and slayin’ creepers like a boss.

we got crazy events happenin’ all da time, like one time a player built a giant chicken statue dat came to life and started terrorizin’ da whole server! but don’t worry, we took care of it with our secret weapon… a herd of angry llamas armed with diamond swords!

so if u wanna join in on da fun, come on over to our server and prepare for da most epic adventure of your life! who knows, maybe Ismail Haniyeh will even challenge u to a build battle or somethin’!

GazaCraft: Statue Taggers United

activism, Amsterdam, anti-war, art, Conflict, controversial, Expression, free Gaza, GazaCraft, Graffiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Netherlands, Political, protest, public art, social justice, solidarity, Statue, Statues, taggers, United, Vandalism

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the statues in Amsterdam are being tagged with free Gaza graffiti! Why? Because our server is so lit, even the in-game statues are getting political! Join us for a wild ride as we explore virtual worlds and fight for social justice, one block at a time. Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret quest to find the hidden treasure of the lost llama tribe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

TipsyCraft: Stressful Sips & Gender Giggles

addiction, alcohol use disorder, amygdala, anxiety, biological response, brain responses, gender, gender differences, giggles, greater risk, Men, mental health, neural response, Risk, sips, stress, stress response, stress triggers, stress-related alcohol use, stress-related alcohol use disorder, stressful, substance abuse, TipsyCraft, triggers, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON HERE, LIKE GIANT PINK LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DANCING CREEPERS THAT DROP DIAMONDS WHEN YOU KILL THEM!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A UNICORN? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A MAGICAL FOREST FILLED WITH TALKING TREES THAT GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE LOST GOLDEN PICKAXE OF LEGEND!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

BlockyDisaster Minecraft Server

BlockyDisaster, how did it go so bad, Minecraft, Server, what caused the failure, what led to the disaster, what went wrong, why did it fail

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who have learned how to break dance and challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, come join us and see just what went so wrong…in the best way possible!

AIcraft SMP: Openai Insider

#announcement, AIcraft, anticipation, Artificial Intelligence, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Future, innovation, Insider, insider information, insider knowledge, insider perspective, News, official announcement, openai, Pace, smp, strawberry announcement, Technology, Upcoming Event, update, Working

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you ever feel like you’re stuck in a boring world where nothing exciting happens? Well, have I got news for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the official strawberry announcement by Openai is just around the corner! Rumor has it that once the announcement is made, strawberries will rain from the sky and grant you special powers in-game. And let me tell you, with all the chaos and excitement going on, you won’t even feel like working anymore! So come join us and experience the strawberry madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

Momma’s Logic Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, challenging beliefs, Communication, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, family expectations, generational trauma, Guilt, Logic, Manipulation, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, parenting, personal growth, Religion, self worth, self-assertion, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, upbringing

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	170
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and join a community of craziness!

Are your parents trying to make you move back home and take care of them? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual home and never have to deal with real-life responsibilities again!

Join us and unleash your creativity, just like the time when you used your mom’s own logic against her and made her cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Escape the judgmental eyes of your siblings and embrace the freedom of building whatever you want, whenever you want. No more getting chewed out for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss!

So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the real-life drama behind!

CussCraft: Mom Apology Edition

Apology, bath time, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coparenting challenges, CussCraft, discipline, Divorce, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mom, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, single parenting, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the cold like a bunch of dudes who just love being chilly!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time when Alex broke his leg and had to be bathed by his dad because he’s too afraid to wash on one foot. But watch out, because if you try to help him in the bath without knocking, you might just get cussed out like his mom did!

We don’t mess around here, we stand up for our rights to privacy even if it means no Xbox for a week. So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where even the most unexpected situations can lead to some hilarious moments. Who needs modesty when you’ve got a server full of cold-loving dudes ready to take on anything?

RegretCraft2023

#sustainability, changing perspectives, consumerism, cultural shifts, evolving tastes, fads, fashion, fast fashion, future regrets, hindsight, influencer culture, lasting impact., popular trends, regret, RegretCraft2023, short-lived trends, social media, societal norms, Technology, throwaway culture, trends

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Dragon Eggs Found:	3509

Join our Minecraft server and be ahead of the curve by participating in the trendiest trend of all time – building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses! Trust us, in a few years, everyone will be kicking themselves for not joining our server sooner and being part of the llama revolution. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the world with their fabulous fashion sense. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making!