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Minecraft SMP: /spt/ – Straight Pokephilia Thread

ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, dedicated threads, deoxys, female pokemon, gardevoir, human-pokemon, Indeedee, leaked stories, life alongside wife., Lopunny, Lycanroc, male humans, manaphy, Meowstic, Minecraft, ninetales, Noivern, on-model autists, pocket campfire, pokemon, pokephiles, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, raikou, real sexual contact, Salazzle, Sandslash, sealed fate edition, sex fantasies, sexual fantasies, short VN, smp, solo female pokemon, spt, straight pokephilia, Straight.., Thread, various works archive, Vulpix, Wife, Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sealed Fate EditionPokephilia server, where we explore the forbidden love between humans and Pokémon.

Ever wondered what it would be like to have a romantic relationship with a Meowstic or an Indeedee? Well, now’s your chance to find out! We’ve got hot fanfics and steamy stories featuring all your favorite Pokémon, from Salazzle to Lycanroc to Zoroark.

But that’s not all – we’ve even got AI Pokémon for those who like a little extra challenge in their relationships. And don’t worry about sticking to the rules, anthro Pokémon are totally welcome here.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find your perfect Pokémon partner and live happily ever after – aside from all the sexy stuff, of course. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of pokephilia and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Buildings Constructed:	25
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

BedroomTreasureHideout

bedroom organization, bedroom storage, BedroomTreasureHideout, behind furniture, clever hiding spots, creative hiding places, hidden treasures, hiding in plain sight, hiding spots, home security, in a bookshelf, in a closet, in a jewelry box, in a shoebox, in a storage bin, inside a drawer, Secret Compartments, secret stash, under the bed, under the mattress, under the rug

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	556726
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Potions Brewed:	57	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.

KrugerCraft: Ignorance is Bliss

Behavior, BIAS, Bliss, cognitive bias, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, Expertise, ignorance, ignorance is bliss, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, KrugerCraft, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self-evaluation, self-perception

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where the dunning kruger effect is our motto! we believe in the power of ignorance and bliss, where you can be as clueless as you want and still rule the world!

imagine a world where you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon. on our server, anything is possible, even if you have no idea what you’re doing!

we have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of being totally clueless and still coming out on top. join us and see if you have what it takes to be the most blissfully ignorant player in all of minecraft!

so come on down to our server and embrace the dunning kruger effect like never before. who needs knowledge when you have sheer dumb luck on your side?