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SalarymenCraft Minecraft Server

career uncertainty, corporate, corporate culture, downsizing, Economy, employment crisis, job cuts, Job Displacement, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job prospects, job security, job stability, Job Termination, job uncertainty, Layoffs, Minecraft, salarymen, SalarymenCraft, Server, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a corporate salaryman? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the impending doom of losing your job!

On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and become the ultimate CEO of your own blocky world. No need to worry about layoffs or downsizing here – the only thing getting downsized is the size of your virtual mansion!

So say goodbye to your boring office job and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server now and start building your way to success – one block at a time!

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

Crafting, diy, embroidery, Fabric, Handmade, Minecraft, needle, needlework, Server, Sewing, sewing community, sewing kit, sewing machine, sewing pattern, sewing project, sewing supplies, sewing tutorial, spool, stitching, textile, Thread, thread art, ThreadCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once a player entered, they were greeted by a talking chicken who guided them through a maze of lava pits and diamond mines. But beware, there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

Once you survive the challenges, you will be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest mountains and deepest caves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of Minecraft, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that grants you invincibility and the ability to summon an army of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on the most joever Minecraft server out there!

CraftyPersona Minecraft Server

Atlus, character creation, CraftyPersona, Demons, dungeon crawling, high school, japanese, metaverse, Minecraft, Mythology, Persona, persona 5, phantom thieves, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, social simulation, SUMMONING, Supernatural powers, turn based combat, Velvet Room, video game

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by juggling flaming chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

SisNotPrettyCraft

acne, aita, Appearance, baggy clothing, BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLONDE, Boyfriend, Conversation, Effort, insensitive, Junk Food, makeup, messy hair, Popular, pretty privilege, SisNotPrettyCraft, sister, slob, Thin, Upset

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6000

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

CelebCrushSleepover Minecraft Server

Actor, actress, attraction, CelebCrushSleepover, celebrity crush, desire, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fantasy lover, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, long term crush, Lust, Minecraft, Passion, romance, secret crush, Server, sleep with, star

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you might just find yourself building a pixelated mansion for your celebrity crush, who will magically appear and fall madly in love with you (in the game, of course). Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual romance with your dream celebrity? So come on, join us and start building your love nest today!

Instantly Epic MC

Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Compelling, Engaging, enjoyable from the start, Entertaining, Epic, immediate payoff, instant gratification, Instantly, must watch, no buildup, no filler episodes, no patience required, no slow start, no waiting, no warm-up needed, skip the beginning, straight into the action, straight to the point, tv shows, worth watching

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	3314
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you grind for hours before you can have any fun? Look no further, because our server is like binge-watching your favorite show without any filler episodes!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement from the moment you log in. No need to suffer through boring tutorials or tedious resource gathering – we’ve got you covered with instant access to all the best gear and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and powerful boss mobs. Are you brave enough to explore its depths and claim your rightful loot?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can jump straight into the fun with us? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise

Competition, digital economy, global market, GOOGLE, GPU, GPUs, innovation, internet, market exit, nvidia, Paradise, Putins, ReBuilding, russia, Russia technology, Russian companies, Russian economy, sanctions, sanctions lifted, search engine, tech industry, Technology, YANDEX, YandexCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7

so like, this server is like the russia’s google of minecraft servers, except not really because we’re way cooler and way more fun. we just broke free from sanctions and now we’re teaming up with nvidia GPUs to make this server even more epic.

join us if you want to be a part of the most badass minecraft community ever. we have crazy builds, insane events, and the best players around. plus, our staff is like a bunch of superheroes, always ready to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

come join us and be a part of the revolution. who needs google when you have us? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

ExtraterrestrialRoastFest

alien lifeforms, aliens, beings from another planet, Creative, Extraterrestrial, ExtraterrestrialRoastFest, Fiction, hypothetical, hypothetical beings, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, Imaginative, imaginative interpretations, intergalactic, OFFENDED, outer space, renditions, Sci Fi, science fiction, Speculative, Visitors

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Crops Grown:	6087
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	770353
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

come join dis server if u wanna see aliens gettin offended by our ridiculouz renditions of them. we got alien villages with houses made outta space cheese and cows wearin tin foil hats. u can even ride on a space ship made outta blocks and shoot laserz at creepers. itz outta dis world fun, literally. so come on in and make dem aliens laugh at how silly we are.

🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠

burnin’, Community, Dedication, Discord, Economy, Exclusive content, Fish, Gear, Good, Harmony, Interference, Join, Lobster, mettle, opportunities, Quests, resource pack, Server, Shades, smp, sunburnt, sunscreen, Thrive, Time, Trade, twitter, unite, Updates, wear, Wears

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing with our Fishing Log!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into lobster fishing!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your skills in PvP battles!
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Build with security.
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy.
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Earn rewards through voting!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Engage in exciting activities!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players. Join today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

A: No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. You can choose to participate based on your preferences.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

A: Yes, Shaded features custom gear, a unique economy system, shops, auctions, and more!

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?

A: Shaded is a cross-platform server, welcoming both Java and Bedrock players to join in the fun.

Stay connected with us on Discord, Twitter, and our website for the latest news and updates. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family! 🎮💖

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

SoulfulEnds Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Choice, consequences, dark lord, dark souls, decision, endings, Epic, FANTASY, first flame, Frampt, Gaming, Immersive, Kaathe, Minecraft, role playing, RPG, Server, SoulfulEnds, Storyline, video games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5600
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of getting jewd by creepy snake dudes in Dark Souls? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can choose whatever ending you want without getting jewd by anyone! Whether you want to link the first flame or become the dark lord, the only thing getting jewd here is the creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us and experience a world where your decisions actually matter (unlike in Dark Souls, where you’re just a puppet for those sneaky serpents). So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyMine Minecraft Server

Appearances, attracting mates, biological imperative, CraftyMine, evolutionary psychology, Family Values, genetic legacy, having kids, Human Behavior, materialism, mating rituals, Minecraft, moral codes, natural selection, obsession with money, passing on genes, self-preservation, Server, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, status symbols, survival instincts

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	185
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Votes:	9359	Divine Spears Created:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds. Here, we embrace the true chaotic nature of humanity.

Our server is like a social experiment gone wrong, where players will do anything to survive and thrive. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper god? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server admins, but they’re usually too busy trying to keep up with the madness).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of betrayal, the joy of trolling, and the satisfaction of watching your enemies fall into a pit of lava. Who needs self-preservation when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem? So come on, join our server and let your inner villain run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!