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SalarymenCraft Minecraft Server

career uncertainty, corporate, corporate culture, downsizing, Economy, employment crisis, job cuts, Job Displacement, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job prospects, job security, job stability, Job Termination, job uncertainty, Layoffs, Minecraft, salarymen, SalarymenCraft, Server, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a corporate salaryman? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the impending doom of losing your job!

On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and become the ultimate CEO of your own blocky world. No need to worry about layoffs or downsizing here – the only thing getting downsized is the size of your virtual mansion!

So say goodbye to your boring office job and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server now and start building your way to success – one block at a time!

Eternal Odyssey 1.20

2012, 2024.., aging, bothers, CHANGE, ETERNAL, Froze, Future, Gay, generation, me, niggered up, Nostalgia, odyssey, past 30, perspective, society, Time, wish, world, wouldn’t want, zoomers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Astral Projections Made:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Votes:	6396
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	8508	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Star Shards Collected:	93

Yo, bro, if you’re feeling like you’re stuck between being an old fart and dealing with these cringy zoomers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We’re like a time machine back to 2012 when life was simpler and memes were danker.

Forget about adulting and dealing with Gen Z nonsense, come build epic structures and mine for diamonds with us.

We’ll make you feel young again, or at least give you a break from all the n-word-filled TikToks.

Join us and escape the madness of aging and modern cringe!

Niji SMP EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Bait, Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, niji, Niji-mado, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, shitposting, smp, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a glitchy redstone contraption!

We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers causing more drama than a creeper in a village, LazuLight members pulling pranks crazier than a TNT trap, and OBSYDIA residents building structures taller than the Ender Dragon!

Ethyria is filled with more secrets than a hidden stronghold, Luxiem has more twists and turns than a maze in a mineshaft, and Noctyx is more mysterious than a wandering trader with rare loot!

ILUNA is as enchanting as a diamond sword, XSOLEIL is as bright as a beacon, and Krisis is as intense as a battle with the Wither!

TTT is as wild as a pack of wolves, Denauth is as diverse as a jungle biome, and every player is as unique as a custom skin!

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more insane than a pig riding a minecart! But remember, leave your drama at the Nether portal and come ready to laugh, mine, and build with the craziest crew in the blocky world!

CraftyCreeperGurl27

advice, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, CraftyCreeperGurl27, friendship, Honesty, love, Marriage, married woman, Partnership, patience, reddit, relationships, Respect, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmarried girls

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8418
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Animals Bred:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of being a boring married woman on Reddit? Do you want to escape the mundane world of adult responsibilities and dive into a virtual wonderland filled with blocks and pixels? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from your real-life spouse. Need a break from nagging in-laws or screaming children? Just log onto our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hot spot for single ladies looking to mingle. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while exploring caves and battling zombies together. So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring married life on Reddit!

Nimlot

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, lucky block, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
New Chunks Explored:	898536	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

SMP Gamemodes: – Glitch SMP – Middle School Inufse – Bliss SMP – Armor SMP – And more coming soon

Minigames: – Warden fight – Bedwars – Spleef (in parties only) – TnT Tag – Prop Hunt / Hide and seek

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Tax Romania

Community, Friends, internet, Minecraft, Play, Romania, Server, Survival, Tax, Veronne Romania

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Items Found:	6584	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Veronne Romania appears on the internet out of nowhere trying to create a small community with people who want to make friends and play with us.

191.96.94.54

Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cultural greetings, dream, Evening greetings, Formal greetings, Hello everyone, Informal greetings, Japanese culture, Japanese greeting, japanese language, Japanese phrases, Ko-ko-ko-ko, Ko-ko-ko-ko-konbanwa, Konbanwa, language learning, Mi-mi-mi-mi, Mi-mi-mi-mi-minnasama, Minnasama, mystic, politeness, Realm, repetitive phrases, respectful language

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ores Mined:	3423	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Hey there, you crazy Minecraft lovers! Are you ready to dive into a virtual world where you can build your own empire and battle fierce monsters? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard me right, a GIANT CHICKEN!

And that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the land filled with rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their hilarious antics and crazy builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this epic Minecraft journey together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

Arguing, came on, Female Characters, female gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, kneel, Minecraft, QUEENS, queens of /v/, royal, rule 34, rule 34 queens, rule34, smp, V, Video game characters, Video game culture, video game fandom, video game females, video game queens, Voting

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

CraftyAddict SMP

beneficial addiction, beneficial habits, constructive addiction, constructive habits, CraftyAddict, goal-setting, good addiction, healthy addiction, healthy habits, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive addiction, positive habits, Positive Psychology, productive addiction, productive habits, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, wellness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Falling into the Void:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	6172
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

awkward, camera shy, Confidence, cringey, Insecurity, mental health, NoSelfieNoCringeCraft, personal growth, photography, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, Self-expression, self-image, self-perception, selfie, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Votes:	5267	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

Asia, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, former leader, Government, impeached, impeachment process, interim president, Korean Peninsula, KoreanCraft, leadership crisis, opposition party, OUSTED, political instability, political turmoil, Politics, public outcry, ruling party, scandal, South Korean, weeks

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.