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MineCrafty McMineFace: Italian Edition – Spaghetti and Creepers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead you to chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CraftyComrades: Your Expedition BFFs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles like no other!

2. The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of unicorn farts. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn farts.

3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies, talking sheep, and even a few sassy skeletons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

4. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Can you find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild expedition and let the madness begin!

Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Towns Built:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	949	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! 😂🦄 Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! 😅 Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! 🤪 Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Ores Mined:	6493
Farms Harvested:	872	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Towns Built:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ores Mined:	9803
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	234	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crops Grown:	8773
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?