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SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

climate change, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, heat advisory, heat exhaustion, heat index, heat records, heatstroke, heatwave, high temperatures, Hottest, Japan, Minecraft, record-breaking, Recorded, Scorching, Server, SizzleCraft, Summer, swelters, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	487971
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s hotter than japan in the middle of summer, like seriously, we got lava everywhere and the mobs are sweatin’ like crazy. it’s like a sauna but with creepers and zombies, what more could u ask for? plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and see if u can handle the heat, cuz this server is on fire, literally.

SeizeCraft: Ukraine Edition

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, indefinite hold, international relations, Military Action, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, Russian territory, SECURITY, SeizeCraft, seized, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Emeralds Found:	2803

so liek, u kno how u get bored of teh same old minecraft servers with teh same old boring stuff? well, u gotta join dis server cuz we got teh wildest shiz goin on! we got a whole new world where u can seize territory just liek ukraine did to russia! but get dis, we gonna keep it FOREVER! u can be teh ruler of ur own land and never have to worry about anyone takin it away from u! come join us for some crazy fun and epic battles for land domination! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis insane adventure!

Pixelated Faces R Us

Attention, auditory processing, auditory stimuli, Cognitive science, Communication, evolutionary psychology, faces, facial recognition, Human Behavior, human face, human likeness, human voice, Perception, pixelated, Psychology, sensory preferences, sensory processing, sensory stimuli, social cues, visual dominance, visual stimuli, vocal recognition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Potions Brewed:	170	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	103	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

hey u, yeah u, do u like looking at human faces? well do i have the server for u! this server is so crazy, u r more likely to see a human face than hear a human voice. i know, mind blown, right? join now for the chance to see all the human faces u could ever want. who needs voices anyway when u have faces to look at? come join the madness now!

What is the IP for martincitopants Minecraft Server?

arma, arma 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield 6, dream, elon musk, factorio, from the depths, Gaming, just cause, kerbal, KSP, martin, martincitopants, Minecraft, Server, Tier List

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Martincitopants is a creative content creator and social media influencer known for his humorous and engaging online videos. With a focus on lifestyle, comedy, and entertainment, he has built a strong following on various platforms. Martincitopants consistently delivers entertaining content that resonates with his audience and showcases his unique personality and sense of humor. He continues to grow his online presence and connect with fans through his relatable and engaging content.

420b69t

1.12.2, 2b2t, 420b69t, Anarchy, Anticheat, Gaming, Minecraft, non-strict, rubberbanded, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

2b2t-like anarchy server that runs on 1.12.2 with a non-strict anticheat which allows players to enjoy the server without getting rubberbanded constantly.

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Worldwide SMP: Where Clumsy Hermits Unite for Java Shenanigans 1.21

+18, Builder, Casual, clumsy, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Explorer, games, getaway, hermits, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, Shenanigans, shopping, smp, Suggestions, travel, unite, Vanilla, world, worldwide

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type:	Vanilla Java
Age Requirement:	18+
Community:	Tight-knit, global
Features:	Minor datapack QOL improvements, buttery-smooth performance from Purpur
Discord:	Join our Discord
Website:	Visit our Website

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord, read the rules, and then click on the apply-here channel.

What can I do on the server?

You can build a base, explore the vast world of Minecraft, participate in games with other members, and go on a shopping spree in the shopping district.

Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Griefing is not allowed on the server, but otherwise, there are no restrictions on what you can do.

Can I suggest improvements for the server?

Yes, we are always open to suggestions for improving the server experience.

BlockyBuddies – Minecraft server

Archive, BlockyBuddies, character birthdays, Console content, drawing, Fangames, Game links, greentext, Minecraft, Mods, OC Fic, OMORI General, Physical Edition, Projects, Quackiest in the land, RPG Maker MV, Server, steam edition, Thread Template, universally loved, VG Sings, whiteboard, Writing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	139	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to the most quacktastic Minecraft server in all the land! Join us for a wild ride filled with ducks, memes, and questionable decisions. Our exclusive content will have you quacking with laughter, from duck-themed skins to duck-shaped buildings.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Duck King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a quack-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

Don’t miss out on our daily events, like the Duck Derby where players race their duck mounts through obstacle courses, or the Duck Dance Party where we boogie down to the latest duck-themed tunes.

So come on down to the quackiest Minecraft server around and join in on the fun! Just remember, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably our server.

KVG – Minecraft SMP: Project KV General #5

Anime, art books, blue archive, Comiket 105, DynamisOne, general, Katanas, korean game, KVG, Manga, Minecraft, mobile game, Namu Wiki, official websites, Project, Project KV, projectkv, pv, RPG, smp, strategy game, twitter, video game, VN

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	2502
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with katanas just like in Blue Archive (even though we have nothing to do with it officially)!

But wait, there’s more! Comiket 105 might or might not have a VN and art books related to our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. Plus, our official websites are so cool, they’ll make your head spin!

Join now for a chance to uncover the hidden secrets of DynamisOne and ProjectKV. Follow us on Twitter for even more wacky updates and check out our namu wiki page for all the juicy details. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CineCraft Server: Seat Squabble

Argument, back row, Booking, CineCraft, Cinema, cinema etiquette, compromise, Conflict, consideration, customer service, Etiquette, family, Girlfriend, Movie, movie experience., movie viewing, Seat, seat preference, seating, Selfishness, Server, social norms, squabble, staff intervention

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family squabble at the cinema? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of standing your ground like our hero in the back row.

We promise you won’t have to give up your seat for anyone, not even if they beg and plead like those poor souls at the cinema. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show – both on screen and in the chat.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can assert your dominance and never back down, join us now! Who needs to move seats when you can rule the virtual world instead?

DrunkGFvsMinecraft

Apology, bar hopping, Boyfriend, brunch, Chicago, Communication, Cooking, dinner plans, drunk girlfriend, DrunkGFvsMinecraft, Expectations, Late, mimosas, nagging, passive aggressive, Plans, PlayStation, relationship, Rude, social butterfly, taco bell

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s brunch adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning reality just like when your gf said she’d be home for dinner but ended up bar hopping all day!

Our server is so unpredictable, just like your gf’s snap story updates as she hops from one bar to another. Will you be able to keep up with the chaos and excitement? Or will you end up like the dinner left in the fridge, forgotten and replaced by Taco Bell?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as crazy and entertaining as your gf’s brunch escapades! Who knows what surprises await you in this virtual world?