SaggyCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaggyCraft: Where Saggy Superiority Reigns Supreme!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Star Shards Collected:	235	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures! – We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball! – Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. – We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Votes:	8419	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1857	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Void Gems Collected:	18	Animals Bred:	56
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Runes Activated:	6

Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

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ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Towns Built:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5135	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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