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AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of dealing with autists and retards in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from those pesky individuals! Join us and escape the irrational and childish behavior of autists and retards.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about automated responses or one-sided arguments. We pride ourselves on creating a community where everyone can express their opinions without fear of being attacked by aspies or retards.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee a retard-free environment where you can finally enjoy playing Minecraft without the drama. Don’t let those pesky autists ruin your gaming experience – come join us and leave the negativity behind!

CraftyCreeper68796669 – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild world where the sheep are rainbow-colored, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into their domain, but the rewards are totally worth it – enchanted weapons, rare artifacts, and even a pet panda that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CreeperCupid’sCrushCatastrophe

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of high school relationships without any of the awkwardness!

Join now to witness the epic saga of Caleb, Kelsey, and the mysterious boyfriend who’s causing all the drama. Will Caleb win back Kelsey’s heart? Will Kelsey’s boyfriend ever understand why Caleb is so upset? Will Kelsey’s parents ever forgive the server admin for ruining their daughter’s friendship?

With more plot twists than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, who needs schoolwork when you can dive headfirst into the world of teenage romance and betrayal?

Join now and prepare for a wild ride that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Sick of villagers charging you an arm and a leg for basic supplies? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where everything is so cheap it’s practically free!

Join us and experience a world where iron golems moonlight as DJs at the local club, creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby, and the Ender Dragon has a side hustle selling potions on the black market.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of their trusty chicken steeds. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances at our weekly dance parties.

So why waste your time on boring, expensive servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world? Join us today and see for yourself why everyone is flocking to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftNoobsRUs

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1113	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with incompetent people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your incompetent coworkers behind. Our server is filled with skilled players who know how to get things done efficiently and effectively. Say goodbye to frustrating teamwork and hello to smooth sailing with our amazing community.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, there is a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold beyond your wildest dreams. Only the most skilled players can find it and claim its treasures. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave incompetence in the dust. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a wild adventure filled with riches and glory.

BlockWars: Polish Airspace Patrol

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between Poland and Russia in the sky!

our players are so dedicated to the cause that they will do anything to protect their airspace, even if it means taking down Russian targets with their bare hands!

join us now and be part of the action-packed chaos as we fight for our virtual homeland in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and show those Russians who’s boss!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	9548	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	99
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Elite Cameraman is a highly skilled and experienced professional in the field of videography and photography. With a keen eye for detail and a passion for capturing the perfect shot, Elite Cameraman has worked on a wide range of projects, from commercials and music videos to documentaries and weddings. Their expertise and creativity make them a top choice for clients looking for exceptional visual content.

VAST

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	154
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9716	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

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ResortCraft: Where vanilla is just a suggestion

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Server Name	ResortCraft
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Description	A very simplistic Minecraft server for players who enjoy gameplay from 2011/2012
IP	ResortCraft.r2f.co
Discord	https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on ResortCraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules players must follow?

A: Yes, players must adhere to the server’s rules which can be found on the Discord server.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: ResortCraft is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it only has minimal plugins for essential functionalities.

Q: Can players create their own factions or communities on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to form their own factions and communities within the server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed, but players should only engage in combat with mutual consent.

Foodie Death Games Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	7820	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take playing death games to a whole new level! Imagine waking up in a virtual manor, dressed as a maid, surrounded by other players in the same predicament. Your only goal? Survive deadly traps, blowguns, buzz saws, locked rooms, and weapons to put food on the table – literally!

Join us and experience the thrill of competing in terrifying games while trying to outsmart your opponents. And if you think it’s strange to make a living this way at seventeen, well, so do we! But hey, who are we to judge? It’s all in good fun, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate death game champion! Just remember, it’s all in the name of survival…and maybe a little bit of madness.