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Gold Silver Minecraft SMP Trader

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6305
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is based on selling gold and silver! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric dwarves who are obsessed with shiny things and will pay top dollar for your precious metals!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other valuable loot. Rumor has it that the treasure was buried by a band of pirate skeletons who roam the server at night, guarding their booty with their undead lives.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to strike it rich in our gold and silver-filled world! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the pirate skeletons and become a legendary treasure hunter yourself. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7865	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Attention all Minecraft players! Kai Cenat just announced his subathon (Mafiathon 2) during the Knicks vs Celtics game, and you know what that means – it’s time to join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of musical chairs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of chicken coops and rules over it with an iron fist (or should I say, wing?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Animals Bred:	66	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	1614
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchantments Applied:	227	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3617	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Ores Mined:	8508	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll”. It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Built By Accident Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	3753
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and create epic builds? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Farms Harvested:	867
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!

We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section

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Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Star Shards Collected:	51
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	6011	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!