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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8154 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!