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HygieneCraft: No Stink Allowed

advice, aita, Allowed, Atrocious, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DIRTY, friendship, Girlfriend, hinting, Honesty, HygieneCraft, male friend, not talking, out of order, personal hygiene, pride, relationships, Respect, self-care, stink

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	1866
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of dealing with stinky friends who can’t even be bothered to shower in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-stink policy! Join us and leave your smelly friend behind as you embark on epic adventures and build incredible creations.

Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape the stench of real life and immerse themselves in a world where personal hygiene is not optional – it’s mandatory! Say goodbye to the funk and hello to a community of fresh-smelling gamers who are ready to conquer the virtual world together.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the stinkers behind. Trust us, your nose will thank you!

Cookie Blocker Hideout

Blocker, browser settings, browsing, browsing habits, browsing history, cookie, COOKIES, Data Protection, digital privacy, HIDEOUT, incognito, internet, internet privacy, NSFW, online browsing, online security, online tracking, privacy, private browsing, private mode, web browsing, web cookies, web privacy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

so, like, this server is like the incognito window of minecraft servers. you can do all the crazy stuff you want without anyone knowing, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or creating a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

plus, like, the cookies here are so good, they’re like magic or something. they make you run faster, jump higher, and even give you the ability to fly.

join this server if you want to be the ultimate minecraft ninja, sneaking around and causing chaos without anyone knowing it was you. it’s like a secret club for the coolest players in the game. come on, you know you want to be a part of the madness.

Chronicle MC

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Adventure Survival Creative Skyblock Community Building Exploration PVP Minigames Redstone Mods Vanilla Roleplay Economy Farming Pixel art Dungeons, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Dive into Chronicle MC, the freshest Minecraft server on the internet, where exciting new ways of playing await you! Whether you’re a Survival expert, a Creative builder, or a Skyblock enthusiast, we’ve got something for everyone. Experience modern twists on classic gameplay, meet a friendly community, and create memories that will last forever.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join Chronicle MC today!

136.243.171.48

WestLeaf: Where the economy is as unpredictable as mining for diamonds in the dark!

25 slots, abandoned structures, Automating, Caves, Community, currencies, Dark, diamonds, Economy, excavators, Hammers, levelled mobs, Long Term Projects, Lumberjacks, MINERALS, Mining, Modded, Resource Gathering, TAKEOVER, Unpredictable, Vanilla, Vote Rewards, WestLeaf

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1889	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	645139	Mines Excavated:	4421
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

WestLeaf Economy Server Overview

Features
Custom Tools
Custom Textures
New Ores
Custom Terrain Generation
Skill Levels
Quarries
Claims
Vein Miner
Vote Rewards

Server Information

IP: play.westleaf.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/Ze9THErzuj

Community Size

We are limited to just 25 slots, and this will not change, as we want to focus purely on our community.

Join Us

If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, we’d love to have you be a part of our community. Join us at the IP or Discord links above.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How many slots are available on the server?	We are limited to just 25 slots to focus on our community.
Do you have plans to reset the world?	We do not have plans to reset the world at all.
What unique features does the server offer?	We offer custom tools, textures, new ores, custom terrain generation, skill levels, quarries, claims, vein miner, and vote rewards.
Is the server EULA friendly?	Yes, we are EULA friendly and have no pay to win features.

Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	103

Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2

Al Saud, Championship, Combat sports, discussion, Entertainment, Event, fight night, Fighting, GAMETHREAD, House, House of Al Saud, Live Stream, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, noche, Noche Riyadh Season, Riyadh, Saud, Saudi Arabia, Season, smp, SPHERE, sports, the sphere, ufc, UFC Fans

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mines Excavated:	3096

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

PrivacyCraft Server

Apology, babysitter, BEDROOM, Boundaries, Evening, Friends, grill, Kids, privacy, PrivacyCraft, Respect, sauna, Server, Tension, Yelling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Farms Harvested:	777
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected… or not! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time two friends decided to explore forbidden territory at a grill and sauna evening.

Imagine the excitement of venturing into off-limits areas, the thrill of breaking the rules, and the drama of getting caught red-handed! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and tension right here in our virtual world?

But don’t worry, we promise a fun and unforgettable experience for all players. Just remember to apologize if you accidentally stumble into someone’s personal space – it’s common courtesy, after all!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic adventures, and maybe even a few awkward moments. It’s a virtual world like no other, where anything can happen – even unexpected bedroom visits!

BabyShowerDramaCraft

adoption, anger, Apology, awkward, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaCraft, cutting off, EMBARRASSMENT, family members, family secret, family story, husband, in-laws, mother-in-law, overreacting, punishment, Secrets, unreasonable, Visit

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make your family drama seem like a walk in the park.

Picture this: a baby shower turned upside down when a mother-in-law reveals a long-kept secret about her husband being adopted. But wait, there’s more! She goes on to claim that she “rescued” him from his birth parents, sending shockwaves through the entire party. And the best part? The husband just sits there, letting it all unfold like a soap opera.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected family revelations and the drama that follows. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide you with all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories you could ever want? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyCrisis: Seize&Rifles!

alleged plot, AMERICANS, arms trafficking, arrested individuals, Conspiracy, CraftyCrisis, destabilize country, foreign interference, foreigners, government intervention., illegal weapons, international relations, national security, political conspiracy, Political unrest, security threat, seized weapons, SeizeRifles, south america, US rifles, US-Venezuela relations, Venezuela

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

so, u wanna join the craziest minecraft server in the world? well buckle up, cuz this server is wilder than a llama on a trampoline!

we got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory, with more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone.

join us and you’ll be part of epic battles, like when a group of players took on a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with carrots. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with diamonds and emeralds. it was like stumbling upon a leprechaun’s pot of gold, except with more lava traps.

so come on down to the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience. just watch out for those pesky griefers, they’re more dangerous than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

GymGrindGuru – LevelUpLad

Accountability, achievement, discipline, FITNESS, goal-setting, gym, GymGrindGuru, habits, health, irl character, level up, LevelUpLad, Lifestyle, motivation, net worth, outsourcing, personal growth, productivity, self improvement, success, transformation, wellness

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, u can level up ur irl character without even lifting a finger, bro! like, imagine someone going to the gym for u, eating healthy for u, and doing all those things u know u should do but just can’t be bothered to do.

u can be the laziest mofo in the world and still be a total boss on this server. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even unlock secret powers like the ability to fly in real life or control people’s minds.

so, what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate lazy but powerful player on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u do, but that’s a risk u gotta take, amirite?