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NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Towns Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Animals Bred:	189	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	136	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6956
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	130

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	18	Divine Spears Created:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7188
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?